too effing hot

wonderful news everyone: it's 91°F in january

But it's a *dry* heat

Oh whoops we live in California. That's bad huh.

this is what you both deserve for leaving me

I am def not complaining about riding my horse in a tee shirt in January

Tee shirts? Pah!

https://c.files.bbci.co.uk/EC86/production/_97405506_hi013565898.jpg

I can try to up my game today but. . . woman boobs not putin boobs

Good luck to everyone in Oregon and Washington this weekend

Projected temperatures on Sun-Mon across PacNW are so extreme that I think folks are having difficulty putting them into context. There remains some uncertainty, but places along I-5 corridor from Medford to Seattle have potential to *shatter* all-time records. #ORwx #WAwx pic.twitter.com/W9yr7XXxLF

— Daniel Swain (@Weather_West) June 23, 2021

wow that sucks, especially at the solstice

yeah my sister's coming to visit and we were hoping for some exquisite Seattle summer but instead we get Death

*cough*

It was 59ºF in Little Rock this morning.

xp That's rough. My housemate's whole family chose this weekend to come to town and I feel bad for them as well. It's unnerving seeing these temps up ahead and not really knowing what to expect because I've never experienced Seattle in anywhere near that kind of heat.

some people living outside are going to die probably

the city should pay for them to see five movies a day.

It hasn’t even started yet but I’m already so upset about it

Why anyone has had a child in the last two decades is beyond me

Monday is now forecast to reach the temperature at which we were allowed to undo the top button of our shirts at school

Vancouver is expected to set a record temperature for all of Canada's recorded history

Jfc

All-time temperature records are set to fall Sunday - but they’ll only remain for 24 hours until NEW all-time records are re-written on Monday across the South Coast. #BCHeat pic.twitter.com/DsZv119ZGP

— Tyler Hamilton (@50ShadesofVan) June 25, 2021

Just walked seven blocks to go get tacos and man was that a bad idea. I'm not leaving the house again till this heat wave is over.

The National Weather Service keeps bumping up the forecast high temps for my suburb of Portland. Two days ago they said 107° F on Sunday and 104° F on Monday. Now they say it will be 112° F on both days. The highest temp ever recorded for Portland stands at 107° F. Fuck.

oh shit that's terrible. Here it is currently 100, with 108 forecast for Monday.

I was in Europe during the heat wave of 2003 and I remember being absolutely miserable, but still being able to drag myself around the cities we were supposedly touring. I figured this might be sort of similar. Now I think I must have missed the worst of the 2003 heat wave, because this feels worse than anything I've experienced before. It doesn't really feel safe to be outside at all, unless you can stay in the shade the whole time.

We’re going to a hotel

I hope I’m dead in 20 years

:(

yup it's too fuckin hot in Oregon, tomorrow is gonna be worse

A hotel sounds like a good idea, silby; glad to hear you've got a plan for the worst of the heat.

Hope everyone's staying safe.

If the power grid doesn't fail, we will manage OK in our house. We are also grateful to have several massive old trees in our yard that provide about 5 degrees of cooling just from them doing their normal thing all day.

i have a practice of walking/running about 5 miles a day and it's been hot enough lately that i've been going out later and later, but even at 1am it's going to be in the 80s the next couple of days so, uhhh, guess i'll learn to deal with that

This is unreal. Hoquiam, WA has never climbed above 95°F (on record). They just hit 100 degrees before 11am. 🤯 #PNWheatwave #WAwx https://t.co/HCsaimALBt

— Jeff Forgeron (@WeatherJefe) June 27, 2021

This is substantially more psychologically damaging for me than 9/11 and on 9/11 I was 12 years old going to middle school about a mile from the pentagon

It’s a bad world

Yeah I didn't move to Seattle from New Orleans for it to be hotter.

jesus... this thread is reminding me why I never moan about 15°- 20° periods of UK summer with intermittent to constant rainfall and under a veil of grey clouds even when it isn't raining. It sounds fucking horrific lads.

So far today seems better than yesterday because it's breezy, but it's still early. Managed to get to the farmer's market around 11 and it was very hot but bearable. Some angel of mercy was walking around with a spray bottle of water, misting the market workers.

Walking back around noon, the heat started to feel pretty brutal again. Hope the breeze sticks around at least.

Apparently it is hotter in Hoquiam now than it has ever been in Tampa, FL.

This is substantially more psychologically damaging for me than 9/11

This episode of extreme heat is not, all by itself, worse than 9/11. What's so horrifying is the prospect of the future it so plainly opens to view, a future that just goes on and on with no hope of reprieve for, at best**, many decades. It's beyond ominous.

**a 'best' outcome that most assuredly won't happen

There it is

BREAKING: Lytton BC has hit a maximum temperature of 45.5C (114F) as of 240 pm local, setting a new ALL TIME MAXIMUM for Canada. Old record was 45.0C (113F) in July 1937. Temp will certainly go a bit higher this afternoon with a few more hours of heating to go #BCheat pic.twitter.com/OJaAYCTLgk

— Rob's Obs (@robsobs) June 27, 2021

Until tomorrow

Is there a death count yet

This is substantially more psychologically damaging for me than 9/11

yeah silby that's because it has no known end and thus your brain will never get tired of feeling bad about it

*robert smith voice* waiting for the death toll

Bah, this sucks. We got a small portable a/c that’s able to cool the bedroom, but that’s it. Rest of our basement apartment is like 80’F or more. There are a lot of folks out circulating around Portland doing water and ice distro for houseless folks, so at least that’s something.

Warmest morning in Seattle history, warmest low temperature in history, and the only time the temperature has topped 100F on consecutive days.

“Warmest” is a genteel way of putting it

I’m definitely “feeling warm”

we're not ready for this

Heat = expansion. Here's a look at a concrete panel that popped up on NB I-5 at I-405 in Tukwila. Crews are removing the damaged panel and filling it back in. No estimated time for getting these lanes and ramp back open. Fortunately, not much of a backup at the moment. pic.twitter.com/OLd1Ewf6Kt

— WSDOT Traffic (@wsdot_traffic) June 28, 2021

so hot, the smart thermostat is like u ok bro #heatdome #portand pic.twitter.com/t2TrzLPhVz

— foul stack developer (@monica_farrell) June 28, 2021

In case you're wondering why we're canceling service for the day, here's what the heat is doing to our power cables. pic.twitter.com/EqbKUgCJ3K

— Portland Streetcar (@PDXStreetcar) June 27, 2021

steel wired armoured cables are rated for both very high and low operating temperatures, that one looks like it was damaged by touching something much hotter than the atmospheric temperature before it went bang!

or before it went pop it was already visibly damaged and this is a maintenance issue rather than blaming the heatwave imo. Anyway I need to stop pretending to be a spark when I hung up my snips 10 years ago.

glad to see at 1am it's down to .... 87º

Places hotter than Portland today: the Sahara, Death Valley and the Persian Gulf.