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for those following at home, michael moore is still fat.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Would "National Health Service" really have been too obscure a term to use on the sign there?

DJ Mencap, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha Al Que...? Duh

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

guys didja hear Michael Moore is fat

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Apparently so. Even NPR newsreaders don't use that term, for some reason.

xp

kingfish, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

That IS kinda a funny image of yer Archetypical Fat Guy though.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I like that, instead of working for the NHS, she now works for BHS.

V, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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Another graduate of the C.M. Burns School of Medical Practitionry, apparently.

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Did Jung list "hacky joeks" as part of his collective unconsciousness?

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Yeah, funny that. Imagine, a broke-ass 3rd-world country which can treat its citizens like shit STILL manages to have a decent national system(one that is now training up to 90 American medical students for free).

kingfish, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

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wow, apparently these guys need head-thuddingly blatant literalism even to understand political slogans.

kingfish, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

those last two have some pretty nice artwork

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 July 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

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What's In A Name

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funniest thing about this story is the fact that alla attention is latching on to a prius going over 100 mph

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hearts on boxers: if it was funny in Steve Allen's day, it's still funny now, dammit

kingfish, Saturday, 7 July 2007 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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haw haw haw, see! these men are emasculated, and that's funny! they need to shut them bitch wives up!

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kingfish, Saturday, 7 July 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

^^wtf does that even mean

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a partisan witch hunt, don't you see?

milo z, Saturday, 7 July 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

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i mean, seriously, where do you go with this? It's like, you can't argue with this kinda shit, because it comes from nowhere arguable. Reason's greatest failure is its assumption that it can trump unreason, and modern times show that ain't the case. Like these assholes harping on the oil-for-food thing. It doesn't matter that american companies were the driving force behind that shit, it can just serve as some bullshit connection that disingenious john birch-soaked jerkwads can use as a cudgel to attack. It doesn't matter that when the oil-for-food thing was actually looked into, it turned out to be nothing much there(at least on the U.N.'s part), which is why the brouhaha died off without much fanfare, these assholes have nothing left, so they have to go back to weak ass attack on discreted U.N. connections, or, even better, attacking a president who's been out of power for about six or seven years.

kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link

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kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link

"I would have sold him a pardon for campaign money"

This notion is so completely moronic I can't believe the cartoonist isn't pulling my fucking leg. Correct me if I err, but -- presidential pardons -- aren't they generally issued as the president is LEAVING OFFICE?? and obviously, that's when a president needs campaign money. RIGHT?

NO. NO NO NO. WRONG.

for the sake of sweet fuck, McCoy, get one clue.

elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:36 (sixteen years ago) link

What's Gordon Brown done to so enrage Cox & Forkum above?

Neil S, Monday, 9 July 2007 12:09 (sixteen years ago) link

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The hands-together, head-nodding subservient racist stereotype is actually of Indians, not Pakistanis. So the guy even fails at being a good bigot.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 9 July 2007 12:13 (sixteen years ago) link

He has been saying that islamism is a poor way of describing the philosophy of Al Qauaeda et al. because people hear the islam and this just serves to alienate Muslims further altho that the 'war on Terror' is a pointless slogan and combatting terror is not war.

They have been changing language and tactics.

Ed, Monday, 9 July 2007 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Although the doctors in thes case, Dom, are Indian and Saudi.

Ed, Monday, 9 July 2007 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link

And that is obviously "letting the terrorists win"!

Neil S, Monday, 9 July 2007 12:20 (sixteen years ago) link

So the guy even fails at being a good bigot.

To give the guy some credit, i don't think this is what he was going for. The clasped hands/arched fingers is more of a "plotting evil"/Mr.Burns-type of thing.

kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

boeing pwned that superstar travel one.

bnw, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link

another week, another set of joek-less State of the Union strips. Feel free to add thumbs-up Osama wherever need be.

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that's right, mr brownskinned man! you pay that speaking fee! Serves you right for apparently not having a stage with built-in mic cables.

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"liberal left"? is this some sorta response of "rightwing conservative"? still, too bad he got nabbed for the crimes he did commit, and was investigated, tried, and sentenced by a Dubya appointee.

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kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Quitting my job and stagnating suddenly sounds more attractive if i can do it AFRICA-STYLE.

ledge, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

when did Uncle Sam become Maude?

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

omg

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

he forgot to mention the AIDS epidemic, that's where the real laughs are.

bnw, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

based on ponytail peacenik's profile shot there, it's a wonder he can even breathe.

elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

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How sad it is when a former Vice President of our country becomes such a wacko.

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kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

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o wow

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Helpful "London" t-shirt there.

Martin Van Burne, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

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look out! grunge rockers are going to destroy those trees!

kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

waht

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

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One of my biggest pet peeves in the cartoon world is when folks "shade" their dark-skinned characters with straight, solid lines like that.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

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from your day? note that the character is portrayed as being between her mid 30s to mid 40s, making "her day" the Reagan era.

Also, same line of reasoning we've heard elsewhere: if we just let the generals FIGHT the war, if we just let our soldiers loose and not worry about all this collateral damage or destroyed infrastructure, why, we'd have them licked by christmas! I mean, hell, massive brutality worked so well in the philippines!

kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

that comic vietnam sucks

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

she just can't keep her hands off her belly can seh

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

preggers boobs are this season's peeking thong

milo z, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

DBD is so completely and utterly frustrating because I see the words, and I'm proficient in English... but in this case, the words are completely devoid of any kind of meaning. If pressed, I could not re-state Muir's point in any one of his strips. (other than the generalized "HAHA Lib'ruls SUCK" bullshit)

At least with the fucking duck I feel like we're speaking the same language.

milo z, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I kinda feel that way too - the narratives are so disconnected and buried in layers of "ironic" commentary that I don't even know who's who or what they're getting at.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Shinseki is famous for his remarks to the U.S. Senate Armed Services committee before the war in Iraq in which he said "something in the order of several hundred thousand soldiers" would probably be required for post-war Iraq. Donald Rumsfeld and Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz publicly disagreed with his estimate.

fightin to win

dmr, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070710RZ1AP-LiveEarthFoot.jpg

If nothing else, at least in these guys lazy attacks, the point of the attacked concept is getting across, i.e. they actually understand what a "carbon footprint" is, even if they attack anyone talking about it or the very idea of caring about it.

kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

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Wait, are they attacking "celebrities" or "bands"?

kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I confess that while flipping past the Live Earth footage I too was thinking "I wonder how much energy this thing is wasting"

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_earth#Carbon_footprint

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link


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