L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

lmao

"Sir, this is a _______"

https://i.imgur.com/QhBYHOo.jpg

You know, hiring Lestat Photography not a bad choice for real estate photos.

Not gonna lie, my boyhood home has one of those carpeted bedrooms with a brick wall on the inside. Happened after we enclosed the carport to make a fourth bedroom.

Room also had a window between it and the kitchen. It's still for sale, btw.

but did it have shelves over the window and a curtain-pattern wallpaper border?

Well no.

Brick on one side, paneling on the other.

Make every nightly dinner feel like a McDonaldsland birthday party

https://i.imgur.com/7uQ51q6.jpg

my friend from high school who makes way too much money bought a mcmansion with a double island like that, but his doesn't have floating diner stools so now i feel like i can clown him forever

My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.

i don't understand ... is this a tech dorm?

actually it would totally amazing if this house were to be owned by someone who did doggy day care or pet boarding and all those chairs were occupied by dogs.

I think it's someone who got yelled at "FOUR ON THE FLOOR!" too many times as a kid.

(Which will be my kid one day, but look, you should see the scuff marks...)

mormon influencer house

My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.

― pplains, Monday, February 22, 2021 4:42 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaaa otm

mormon influencer house

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, February 22, 2021 2:26 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

*shudders*

that color scheme should be named "cow"

today's winner
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/?

i told the girls the realtor was coming to take pictures but they just wouldn't leave! they love the camera i guess ;)

oh my god i lost it so loud when the mannequins show up. you gotta keep clicking......

forks otm

lol harbl

oh that is what harbl's comment is joking about hehehehehe 😬

omg that's great, first half it's just like "jesus maybe pick up a little before you take the photos intended to sell the house" and then all of a sudden it's the invasion of the mannequin women

The ambitious multiple-bed-frames-as-gaudy-fireplace-screen caught my attention.

Also I feel like these houses in this thread have distinct "house smells". Not necessarily horrifying smells or anything. Just... overt.

Many of these would make great set pieces for music videos too.

this picture is just like ... uh oh someone is losing their marbles!!

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/2d1a1a0d0bd1c0cd2b0160a3bbb81fa7-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

https://i.imgur.com/T6Jrcqa.jpg

omg

hahaha

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/6080e2a19e93058dbedd550b90a6d192-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)

lollllllll pplains

I mean, definitely a hipgnosis vibe to this Lake Tahoe duplex.

lmao

kudos plains

🖼

The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)

I've watched enough true crime shows to know that picture 8 is a murder scene cover up.

My barndomaniacs, you are not ready for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaBQ4IR79dw

well i had time to get ready because that door was opening for like 10 minutes

Barndo sighting in the wild in the How to Make the Perfect Risotto episode of How To with John Wilson. You should watch it if you haven't seen it but should you decline to do so it's the guy with the souped up truck belching diesel exhaust - gets interviewed alongside his truck and right next to a barndo entertainment setup

all I could think about watching that was what happens when you don't realize the mailman is at your front door

I mean, as c.a.d. implied, the mailman would have ample time to hop off.

!. That person needs to pay more in taxes.
2. For when you don't need to be anywhere in a hurry because it takes 10 mins for the door to open.

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Brooklyn-Park/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075

Corporate health goth?!

and raiders fan

Oh my god

it's worth scrolling through every last photo imo

lol the basement

If there's one thing that makes worse sense than a toilet set into carpet...

Enjoy summer bonfires in your own fire pit...

Or on Samhain! Whatever fits your lifestyle.

lol the basement

― ciderpress, Monday, March 29, 2021 7:29 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

who carpets a dungeon smh