Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

idk im sure Biden will do enough stupid shit to talk about

I don't think I'm gonna have a whole lot of time for ILX's leftier-than-thou stridency caucus after the 20th, honestly.

Shouldn’t you have more time

too busy with brunch babey

Man i sure miss brunch

Let us not speak of such things.

Mr. Hawley denounced Pelagius for teaching that human beings have the freedom to choose how they live their lives and that grace comes to those who do good things, as opposed to those who believe the right doctrines.

apologies if this has been shared already but this^ on Hawley and Christian nationalism

https://nyti.ms/3sb5dHv

I am currently reading about the early church and I would never have thought that any of the nitpicky internecine squabbles from that era would actually have much of an impact on the thinking of Christians in the goddamn 21st Century.

Was watching Bunuel's "The Milky Way" recently so I hear ya.

meanwhile, the president of the united states stands impeached so that means there's a comic about it

https://www.insider.com/trump-impeachment-graphic-feature-comic-2020-2/fb%20ref=alskdhd385ke-hi-sic-39501=url

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 14, 2021 10:29 AM (fifty-seven minutes ago)

Looking forward to the 20th so that we can have 100 posts a month on these threads

― xyzzzz__

i expect something much lower volume than trump, but higher than obama years. there's a lot of awful shit going on, everywhere, much of it confusing, that's worth discussion. what i expect to go away is the neverending onslaught of daily "covfefe" kind of shit

Posted this on the previous thread but ILX.usa was still asleep - Biden impeachment articles to be submitted the day after he's inaugurated (in an attempt to further unite the country, I suppose?) :

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-trump-impeachment-marjorie-taylor-greene-b1787055.html

the attempt by one or two individuals to introduce articles of impeachment for nonsense shit isn't new or novel. Obama was actually the first President since Carter who didn't have any articles of impeachment referred against him to House Judiciary Committee.

i will impeach them all citizens impeachment

if/when Republicans get the House back, sure there's a chance they'll do a retaliation dance, but until then I ain't paying no mind

xpost

moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of impeachment

Impeach them all, no mercy shown
Heaven knows it's got to be this time

Impeach the world, don't ask me for shit

Posted this on the previous thread but ILX.usa was still asleep - Biden impeachment articles to be submitted the day after he's inaugurated (in an attempt to further unite the country, I suppose?) :

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-trump-impeachment-marjorie-taylor-greene-b1787055.html

there's a couple new bonkers names that non-US ilxors may soon come to know:

boebart
marjorie taylor green

they're both fucking bonkers, Qanon people who got elected, and they will likely be trying to get in the news as much as possible (a la trump) until they are evicted from their positions in congress by one method or another. then they're going to newsmax

lol fuck these people

these fucking PEOPLE https://t.co/aXYUyOXcRt pic.twitter.com/R9NcFf3yOv

— taber טבור (@taber) January 14, 2021

jfc

incredible

Wtf are they eating that they need a toilet fortress

Fresh babbies.

When you are in a position such that you require 'round-the-clock protectors, it's probably best to go out of your way to erode the goodwill of your would-be protectors.

Oh, you got shot? Sorry, I had to take a shit. Whoopsy!

Tbf, when your dad is Donald Trump you're probably going to be pretty cautious about who you let use your toilets.

Touché

On Wednesday, 31 members of Congress sent a letter to the acting House Sergeant of Arms, acting Senate Sergeant of Arms and Acting Chief of the US Capitol Police asking them to investigate the issue of tours further.
Democratic Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon, one of the co-signers of the letter, confirmed to CNN that she saw groups of tours of people in MAGA apparel one or two days before the attack.
"I had seen what appeared to be tour groups of folks dressed in MAGA attire, in the halls, in the tunnels," Scanlon told CNN.
"I don't know exactly what day it was. It was just surprising to see that happen because since Covid the building's been shut down. There aren't supposed to be any tours. So I kind of assumed it must be a new member who didn't know the rules or something. But, I mean, I can verify that it happened. There were people who were roaming around in the halls, apparently under the guidance of congressional staff."
Scanlon told CNN she saw a group of 6 to 8 people.
"Many of the Members who signed this letter, including those of us who have served in the military and are trained to recognize suspicious activity, as well as various members of our staff, witnessed an extremely high number of outside groups in the complex on Tuesday, January 5," the letter states.
It says the tours were "unusual" and "concerning" and were reported to the Sergeant at Arms on January 5. The letter says the groups "could only have gained access to the Capitol Complex from a Member of Congress or a member of their staff."
Also: more about insider help: https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/13/politics/capitol-insurrection-insider-help/index.html

Golden toilets are not for Commoners, and never will be.

https://www.tiktok.com/@tiktokbrownchick/video/6916548081022422278

impressive display of scraping prowess

https://t.co/4QcGlttRxz

— crash override (@donk_enby) January 13, 2021

thank u based donk_enby

'White House advisor Peter Navarro leaves the West Wing of the White House with a photograph of U.S. President Donald Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping, in Washington, U.S., January 13, 2021.'

📷 by @erinscottphoto pic.twitter.com/0KtzMgvrCF

— Michael B. Kelley (@MichaelBKelley) January 14, 2021

Parler's cardinal security sin is known as an insecure direct object reference, says Kenneth White, codirector of the Open Crypto Audit Project, who looked at the code of the download tool @donk_enby posted online. An IDOR occurs when a hacker can simply guess the pattern an application uses to refer to its stored data. In this case, the posts on Parler were simply listed in chronological order: Increase a value in a Parler post url by one, and you'd get the next post that appeared on the site. Parler also doesn't require authentication to view public posts and doesn't use any sort of "rate limiting" that would cut off anyone accessing too many posts too quickly. Together with the IDOR issue, that meant that any hacker could write a simple script to reach out to Parler's web server and enumerate and download every message, photo, and video in the order they were posted.

https://t.co/qgGy7f3kVh

— crash override (@donk_enby) January 13, 2021

Xxpost They'll be stealing all the furniture, silverware, etc.. anything that's not bolted down.

Increase a value in a Parler post url by one, and you'd get the next post that appeared on the site.

this is how i found the hidden ilx boards lol

crut hacking thought leader

does that indicate hacker probably not the first to hack the site?
Guess that makes little difference if nobody else tried to do anything with info found.

i mean they werent really hacked as far as having their security compromised, their public data was just downloaded, but they were hacked in the sense of someone used their systems in a way they didnt design them for

if someone had done this one weird trick before id think we would have heard about it, tho who knows there could be someone out there sitting on a big pile of parler posts

the worst thing parler did was post images with all the metadata still on there, which is an actual security issue in that their users were effectively sharing their locations without intending to, the rest of it is like yeah you let yr site get scraped too easily but it was all public and prob couldve been scraped anyway with a lil more effort and time

Fascistnating

lmao jim jordan lost 7% of his followers in the twitter purge

GOP officials lost thousands of followers after Twitter banned QAnon accounts. @angelareplica figured out which ones lost the most: https://t.co/PE1gnywvVL

— Keenan (@jktrotter) January 14, 2021

SevenPercentSolution.jpg
#TwoThreads

the worst thing parler did was post images with all the metadata still on there, which is an actual security issue in that their users were effectively sharing their locations without intending to, the rest of it is like yeah you let yr site get scraped too easily but it was all public and prob couldve been scraped anyway with a lil more effort and time

I saw some MAGA lady on FB talking about how with Parler's soon-to-be-glorious-victory over Amazon in court, now is a great time to buy shares of Parler. (Of course you can't actually do that becz it's not a public company, but we can dream.)

Ronan Farrow with an Oath Keeper interview. It doesn't go well for said dude:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/a-former-marine-stormed-the-capitol-as-part-of-a-far-right-militia

In an eighty-minute interview, during which Crowl acknowledged that he was drinking, he confirmed to me that he had entered the Capitol, saying that he had gone to Washington to “do security” for “V.I.P.s” whom he declined to name. He said that his intentions had been peaceful and that he had never been violent, claiming “we protected the fucking Capitol Hill police.” He declined to substantiate the claim.

ok so he stormed the Capitol because he had t pee

*to pee

He repeatedly denied that he harbored racist views or had made racist comments, but he said that he believed in phrenology, the discredited pseudoscience that infers intellectual ability from skull shape, and told me that he had responded to The New Yorker’s request for comment after examining pictures of my head.

could the Dems just unilaterally pass a $2000 check?

Whatever covid relief bill passes, it will be done with reconciliation and it will contain whatever provisions the most timid of the 50 Dem senators is willing to vote for. Presumably Biden and Schumer will provide as many threats and sweeteners as they can muster to get all 50 ducks in a row. This wooing of blue dog Senate Democrats will be the theme song of this Congress.

Space Force budget is more or less on par with West Virginia's entire GDP, so Manchin would really be bringing in the space bucks.

"Ideological Mullet" thats the name of my 4th album.

The $600, which i have not got, is not enuf, and another $1200, which also i have not got, is what i thought would have to happen in order to make the $2000, which also still i have not got. $2600, also not got, would be even nicer, and now is the time. i am not sinead and i def want all of what i have not got.

Is Space Force still happening then? It wasn't shelved on the first day like the wall then? Labelled as trump's quixotic folly and punted into the closest bin.
Or used to denote the term trumpian as in utterly wasteful of govt budget and serving no practical purpose other than being something to laugh at, definitely not with.
Or are there brave new frontiers to fight on. While there's no great way to train for them. Maybe that secret base on the dark side of the moon to personnel?
I mean I assume there must have been a valid reason for starting a separate armed force beyond senility, right?

my understanding is that the space force is basically just a rebranding of air force programs that already existed. seems like it's more about satellites than warfare in space or anything like that.

But now, as the Biden administration settles in, some close allies of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky are opening up about one of the longest-running dramas from the Trump era — the blitz of meetings, messages and public statements in Ukraine by former president Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Rudolph W. Giuliani.
...

The new disclosures from Kyiv do not offer any bombshell revelations about Giuliani’s dealings. But they help fill in some blanks on his frantic — and unsuccessful — quest to press Ukraine to make statements seen as potentially helpful to the Trump reelection bid.

So glad to be being told that biden doing things by Executive order is fascist as I've seen said on twitter. Was thaht true of t too?

What's the February thread called.

"a little TOO quiet"

that’s good

space lasers being the first enemy of space force?
Is Blofeld somewhere in the mix.
nice to hear technology has improved since it was all down to lack of raking .

Can we stop making anti-Semetic jokes even if we’re making fun of them please

Is there even an ounce of would-be 'plausible deniability' here? It's just blatantly antisemitic filth. I hope Jewish Republican voters have taken stock of the lack of condemnation on the GOP's part.

“It’s a little too quiet” - US Politics February 2021

I thought I had intentionally left out references to semitism.
Blofeld isn't ethnicised that way is he? I was just getting stuck with images of Bond villains and i think that's what he's up to in You Only live Twice isn't it? then having the story nicked for tHe Spy Who Loved me and transfered to being submarines.

(Tbc Stevo I wasn't referring to your post – in case there was any doubt.)

And, in any case, Blofeld is named after Henry Blofeld's father.

New thread is “It’s a little too quiet” - US Politics February 2021, thanks Raymond.