Real Scotland I guess
As temperatures drop, take care on those roads and mind yer cannabis plantation might no be as well hidden tae.. 👀#HashInTheAttic#BlawPatrol#BabyItsColdOutside#OpProspect pic.twitter.com/kMyCjFX0za— Levenmouth Police (@LevenmouthPol) January 13, 2021
― a degree in bullshit from glasters uni (Matt #2), Thursday, 14 January 2021 14:17 (three years ago) link
Real Scouse Nan
Scouse nans ha ha! pic.twitter.com/15owTXPkd3— MOTJ GOALS (@MOTJGOALS) January 16, 2021
― Pie face (jed_), Sunday, 17 January 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link
That cannabis tweet is amazing too.
― Pie face (jed_), Sunday, 17 January 2021 01:32 (three years ago) link
it gives me no pleasure to inform you that we’re talking about Echt Nederland here:
Geen sneeuw op het dak van de buren? Melden van vermoeden #hennepkwekerij kan ook anoniem via @M08007000. pic.twitter.com/e5zkD0IfiX— Politie Haarlem (@POL_Haarlem) January 30, 2015
― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Sunday, 17 January 2021 12:17 (three years ago) link
"Teenagers offer free squirts of hand sanitiser to shoppers in Bradford - but it's super glue"https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/teenagers-offer-free-squirts-hand-19654287
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 21 January 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
Story is way more disappointing than the headline suggested
― kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link
can think of five or six much worse things I and my friends did in our late teens, probably shouldn't write them on an indexed forum though.
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link
Fields of wheat, right?
― kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link
I used to torment this heroin addict who was waiting around the phone box for a call by phoning it and hanging up every time they tried to pick up until he was kicking the shit out of it and screaming bloody murder. This was when I was a 25 yr old honorary teenager so I should have known better really.
― calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link
Trying to imagine a write up of that in the Huddersfield Bugle or whatever, photo of the local heroin addict next to the phone box, maybe holding the receiver, doing local paper aggrieved face
― ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link
Local Heroin User Left Gearless
― calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link
Dead Skag Blues
― Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link
"It's not fair, I'd just managed to graft some tinfoil from the corner shop and was all ready for planet gear"
― calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link
Binman in Hereford told not to come back to work after being caught on camera kicking the head off a snowman
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/binman-told-not-to-come-back-to-work-after-being-caught-on-camera-kicking-the-head-off-a-snowman/ar-BB1db8kE
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 29 January 2021 08:32 (three years ago) link
That's Tupsley for you.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 29 January 2021 08:44 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGmYeAm0jk
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link
conferencecall.biz/ ain't what it used to be
― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link
That was incredible
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:52 (three years ago) link
Aye
― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 08:11 (three years ago) link
READ THE STANDING ORDERS!READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 February 2021 08:36 (three years ago) link
Some people aren't fit for human society
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 February 2021 10:29 (three years ago) link
Aled the councillor seems like a right nutjob with the way he lost it, but the best but was the toilet flushing
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 5 February 2021 10:34 (three years ago) link
i wasn't sure whether that was toilet flushing or some sort of demonic presence in the meeting
― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Friday, 5 February 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/crown-green-bowlers-scatter-police-19774967
Crown green bowlers scatter as police arrive to break up illicit match
Posting on a public Facebook group, the wife of one of the bowlers said: "Who on earth sent Four coppers to Marine Park coz bowlers where [sic] having a game of bowls?"You absolute saddos. Get a life. Stop wasting coppers time."Go to other places where dog walkers are gathering allegedly walking dogs but aren't abiding the 2 metre rule."So angry at you putting my husband in a position of not [sic] good. Show yourselves I dare you".
― faramir otm (Matt #2), Friday, 5 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link
and that, in a nutshell, is why we're fucked
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link
I thought [sic] was in Australia, so coming over here just to play bowls shows real commitment.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link
pensioners with their vaccinations, they're gonna run wild i tell you.
― koogs, Friday, 5 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
'6.2cm-tall man' offered priority Covid vaccine after NHS blunder https://t.co/vt2j5Fi9Wg— Guardian World (@guardianworld) February 18, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 18 February 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link
Residents of village near York are left mystified after nearly 50 drain covers vanish overnight: https://t.co/hwnvIcjiME pic.twitter.com/mCYbmA252K— BBC Yorkshire (@BBCLookNorth) February 19, 2021
it's getting hard out there for a scrapper
― calzino, Friday, 19 February 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link
I blame Jemina Cowbine
― The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link
well lets face it .. drain covers are endlessly fascinating objects and each individual with its own storied hizzzstioryzzzzzz....
― calzino, Friday, 19 February 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link
it was corbyn wasn’t it
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 February 2021 16:06 (three years ago) link
omg Kier has turned him into a Marvel Comics baddie!
― calzino, Friday, 19 February 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link
The HoleMan
― The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 February 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link
https://news.sky.com/story/corbyn-yes-i-collect-manhole-covers-10339360
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 February 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link
Him and Piers don't fall out over covidiocy or climate crank nonsense, they fall out over whether the iron ore in a manhole cover is genuine Rotherham!
― calzino, Friday, 19 February 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/gary-barlows-fans-are-left-wanting-more-after-effortless-duet-with-legend-bradley-walsh/ar-BB1dQ6cN?ocid=mailsignout&li=AAnZ9UgGary Barlow's fans are left wanting more after 'effortless' duet with 'legend' Bradley Walsh
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2021 10:50 (three years ago) link
Plural seems a bit excessive
― The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 February 2021 11:57 (three years ago) link
Inside the Gently Competitive World of Giant Vegetable Growing
Snoop Dogg also once approached Fortey for advice. “I do vegetation myself,” Snoop told the BBC.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:29 (three years ago) link
Some 'tone deaf' Real Scotland.
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19134779.gordon-beattie-resigns-tone-deaf-social-media-post/
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:24 (three years ago) link
Strong white guy quoting that Chris Rock routine energy
― ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:27 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/ufM7psalve— Gordon Beattie (@gordonbeattie) March 3, 2021
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:31 (three years ago) link
is that a different Gordon or did they just an old pic in The herald?
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:32 (three years ago) link
Same guy.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:40 (three years ago) link
doing memes of himself with his own inspirational quotes seems to be a regular feature of his account!
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:52 (three years ago) link
the first Shitposting Chancellor of the Exchequer
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:53 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqyjitpXAAgnJYX?format=jpg&name=medium
there is this millionaire down the road from me and when I nosily peered into the sun lounge of his new-build mansion (that doesn't have a front garden and has been built right on the edge of a countryside road) and on the wall he has the slogan "Teamwork ... Is What Makes the Dream Work". I felt like throwing a brick through his window!
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:00 (three years ago) link
the mysterious magic of capitalism, fetch me a bulldozer
― The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:04 (three years ago) link
Gordon Beattie's Quote For The Day: Fuck the Pope and the IRA.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:14 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoTaqMtXIAAFKaH?format=jpg&name=medium
come back when you've put out 5 volumes of your shitposting, dril
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:25 (three years ago) link