Reveals himself to be a robot sent back from the future to kill the Dems
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link
James Knox Polk, famously― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Rutherford B Hayes, too
― jaymc, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link
Has stroke during reelection announcement speech, wins election while in coma, wakes up in 2026, starts war against his dream enemies
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link
Reproduces thru asexual budding, becomes President in perpetuity as the constitution has nothing to say about clones
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link
pulls off mask, is really Emilio Estevez
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link
Hadns over to Ornaldo Bloomos
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:11 (three years ago) link
Buddy typing korectr
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 31 December 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
personally I suspect one-term pledge before the end of 2022
― Canon in Deez (silby)
same, now. what shit show
― Karl Malone, Friday, 31 December 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link
Voting for: All of the Above.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 31 December 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link
Needs a runs for reelection and loses option
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 31 December 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 1 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
https://greekreporter.com/2021/04/01/joe-biden-greek-ancestor-who-fought-for-greece-independence/
seems its true after all.
― anvil, Friday, 24 February 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link
And if the above lines sound too good to be true, it is because this story is one of our two April Fool’s jokes. Happy April 1st!
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 24 February 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link
Its only april fool for the duration of that month, after that it becomes true
― anvil, Friday, 24 February 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link