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that’s actually true, “Iggy Pop” has been played by former Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld since the lactose incident

Jennifer Aniston surely.

that’s what they want you to believe

OMG that's awesome. Why can't more conspiracy theories be as delightful?

― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 1:14 PM (sixteen minutes ago)

don't make me tap the sign

I thought Aniston was in the Five, not the Stooges:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CA1EqsDUgAAcPpt?format=jpg&name=900x900

Jewish Space Lasers. yup.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html

dumb false equivalence in the article, but the important thing is: Jewish Space Lasers.

The leading Democratic mischief-maker is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who advocates some left-wing views I consider simplistic and impractical and, in some cases, poll badly.

On noes not POLLING BADLY now what about those JEWISH LASERS.

uh, that's the joke.

uh thanks

Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive

Necklaces and accessories claiming to "protect" people from 5G mobile networks have been found to be radioactive.

The Dutch authority for nuclear safety and radiation protection (ANVS) issued a warned about ten products it found gave off harmful ionising radiation.

It urged people not to use the products, which could cause harm with long-term wear.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-59703523

lmao but also D:

i have solved this one already

pic.twitter.com/P9pTEm3hIJ

— Conspiracy Theories (@StrangeTheorie) March 29, 2022

My cousin is a criminal defense lawyer who represented to lunatics accused of kidnapping their own children. Turns out they were hardcore into the chemtrails conspiracy. I'd never heard of it before then.

Chemtrail conspiracy

Since then, I've thought of the chemtrails theory as sort of a gateway drug into the larger world of flat earth, QAnon and Making America Great Again.

*two lunatics

lol Mark

Okay, this is news to me... but apparently the Monster logo spells 666.. in Hebrew!!

https://reizeclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/feat0-960x720.jpg

Yup, this lady is wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

"now, do you know what a MILF is?"

awesome

"Bottoms up . . . and the devil laughs."

urrrrgghhhhh

300000 children imprisoned under the streets of Melbourne, Australia apparently.
The big Qanon story there.
Just listening to a Daily beans episode on Qanon being transplanted over there

this lady is wild

14,318,201 views

Okay, this is news to me... but apparently the Monster logo spells 666.. in Hebrew!!

This isn't even accurate though. The sixth letter of the Hebrew alphabet is not used to represent a number ime. six is spelled שש

She's convinced me i'm sorry.

My cousin is a criminal defense lawyer who represented to lunatics accused of kidnapping their own children. Turns out they were hardcore into the chemtrails conspiracy. I'd never heard of it before then.

Chemtrail conspiracy

Since then, I've thought of the chemtrails theory as sort of a gateway drug into the larger world of flat earth, QAnon and Making America Great Again.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, March 30, 2022 4:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Well, it does involve that dangerous substance dihydrogen monoxide.

Oh shit it's real

I did hear that dihydrogen monoxide was very very reactive, seems to react or blend with nearly everything it touches.

Heard oxygen was bad enough on its own very reactive to things like flame too.

Breathing oxygen is the biggest cause of cancer (genuinely) so you can’t trust the stuff.

oxygen is nasty, but carbon is the one I mistrust

I try and breathe at least 80% nitrogen, that's safe and reliable.

Someone blew up the Georgia Guidestones last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drR9ZX40ckY

And they blew up his house, too
Down on the boardwalk they're ready for a fight
Gonna see what them racket boys can do


sorry

this one looks especially ominous - and super convenient! (I think I actually live in one of these):

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/feb/16/15-minute-city-planning-theory-conspiracists

Yeah, the Edinburgh weapons are all over this on Nextdoor.

It's baffling. My MP - one of the Actual Worst Ones - is full of this guff.

It seems fitting that a leaflet drop warning against Oxford’s traffic filters plan was organised by Not Our Future – a new pressure group led by none other than Fred and Richard Fairbrass of 1990s band turned anti-vaxxers Right Said Fred.

think the "logic" is that this is an extension of congestion charging / ULEZ / LTN to limit where people can drive their cars, and the next step will be everyone living in cages. People really care about where they can drive their cars I guess.

In Cambridge we have a proposal to introduce congestion charging, sounds fair enough, traffic is terrible here, but the neighbourhood WhatsApp is buzzing with fury, organising protests, etc. our local city councilor is in the group but is keeping very quiet about it, he's a green and is probably in favour of it, so probably smart to not mention it there.

A woman in my work was going on about this a few weeks ago - even though she can't drive and walks to work! Basically there are a couple of people at work who are full-on conspiracy nuts - they talk about this shit between themselves but tend to clam up around anyone else. The guy admits he's a conspiracy theorist, so at least he's honest!

Perhaps this is more of a UK phenomenon, I haven't heard anyone here talking about it as some ominous force

'here' being Bay Area California

UK right now feels like absolutely any old shit can gain traction

Just wait, you're were lagging behind us on transphobia but you're catching up and this one might be the next British invasion.

we just have everything home delivered now so there's no need for any civic life at all

Dave Emory is still going. For some reason, I thought his show was about debunking conspiracy theories. Au contraire. I'm gonna add his podcast to my going-to-sleep rotation.

Grimace's shake is killing people

(not really, but the shake being purple actually means it's made of Grimace)

I cracked up the other day watching teens doing a tiktok challenge where they show them getting a shake and then cut to them passed out/dead.

I feel like RFJ Jr.’s candidacy is another in a series of conservative-backed attempts to foster division in the Democratic party. It’s the oldest trick in the book, divide and conquer, and I think where conservative groups/money fail to generate ways to make Republican ideas more palatable to more groups and voting blocs, they will really lean into trying to break up the Democratic or even anti-Trump voting bloc (inasmuch as there actually is one). The evidence is there that D-leaning voters don’t always line up behind their party’s eventual nominee (e.g. Bernie/Hillary), so it only makes sense that they would look for ways to pry open gaps among Democratic voters. I tend to see things through that lens, including the rampant sexism regarding Democratic women politicians that starts in conservative circles and bleeds out into the general electorate (see Hillary once again) to the point where it’s hard to imagine any D woman being considered “electable” as President. And even though there may be legitimate concerns about Biden as the incumbent nominee, I think there is an element of ageism being fostered, in an attempt to split off younger/progressive voters (as opposed to the more typical attempts to split off moderate/independent voters from a D nominee). Deep-pocket conservative groups and think tanks see that they don’t have (and may not have for the foreseeable future) a unifying Republican candidate who can win on their own merits/appeal, and their only recourse is and will be to create/foster/widen any cracks they see in the Democratic voting bloc, such as it is. Democratic voters are not as easily led/cowed into subservience/worship as Republican voters are, and they see this as a weakness that can be exploited. Ultimately, there is a real need to prevent Republicans from getting their hands on any more levers of power, because we have seen that they are increasingly willing to bend or break any rule and use any levers they can to further cement their minority rule for generations to come. At this point, Democrats need to keep the presidency and the Senate going forward, otherwise they will lose any hope of undoing the damage done to/by the Supreme Court. It is indisputably a fact at this point that here will never be another SC Justice nominated by a D president to succeed to the bench unless the Senate is also held by the Democratic party. This is the reality now, the gloves are off, and as the Republican party grows more and more extreme, hostile, and unpalatable to younger voters, they will turn more and more to fostering division among Democrats. To return to RFK Jr., I see his candidacy as an attempt to sour any anti-vax or libertarian-leaning Democratic voters against Biden and bring them into the Republican fold, or at least turn them against voting for Biden when their preferred nominee ultimately fails. There is really no other reason for him to run as a Democrat- he is clearly not one. But his name, tough-guy image, and outspokenness may be enough to do some damage in this way. That’s my conspiracy theory.

I mean yeah, similar to how Tulsi Gabbard became a conservative darling as soon as it was clear she was a Democrat that hated gay people and voted against impeachment, conservatives are good as masquerading at independents and talking about how ridiculous it is that hardened leftists are "shutting RFK out". not to mention there are some colossal dumbfuck dem voters that buy into his shit too.

don't think this one will succeed as much because even though he's getting double digits in primary polling right now, he's doing worse than DeSantis is in the Republican primary, and I doubt this becomes a Jimmy Carter situation, but....it's annoying how many people fall for this shit over and over and how the media platforms these assholes.