personally I suspect one-term pledge before the end of 2022
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link
washes and waxes Firebird, gets in, drives off cliff.
― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link
Have any of your Prezzes voluntarily done one term before?
xpost
― chap, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link
James Knox Polk, famously
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link
copying and pasting this from the other thread, so later i can look back and be like "see, i called it" and then other people will be like "we all knew that, everyone knew that, we plan out our future and watch it unfold, this is the era of magic"
the kamala conspiracy thing is going to be evergreen until literally inauguration day 2025 - all the way up to january whatever, after the 2024 election, there will still be moms just worried SICK about the inevitability that joe is about to step down and install evil kamala harris as president
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (0 seconds ago)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link
He serves a full term. These guys never die he’s got an island full of clones to harvest body parts from. On the whole, I’d rather have a “not all there” Biden than a fully functional Trump.
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link
he'll serve his full term BUT it's because presidents get the best medical care (see: whatever Trump took for Covid-19) AND/OR because all reptilians receive secret experimental medical care
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
I'm joking about the "Parts: The Clonus Horror" thing, but! in the back of my mind I have a (pretty) little man with a tinfoil hat whispering to me: "You can get the best health care in the world and still die; why are these chuds seemingly immortal?"
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link
Dies in Feb before he's had a chance to announce any plans
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link
killed by Chozen in final karate battle in front of devastated Mr Miyagi
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:13 (three years ago) link
no option for "dies before announcing whether he is running for reelection"
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link
nor for "is sent to live on a nice farm"
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:22 (three years ago) link
Reveals himself to be a robot sent back from the future to kill the Dems
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link
James Knox Polk, famously― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Rutherford B Hayes, too
― jaymc, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link
Has stroke during reelection announcement speech, wins election while in coma, wakes up in 2026, starts war against his dream enemies
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link
Reproduces thru asexual budding, becomes President in perpetuity as the constitution has nothing to say about clones
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link
pulls off mask, is really Emilio Estevez
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link
Hadns over to Ornaldo Bloomos
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:11 (three years ago) link
Buddy typing korectr
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 31 December 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
― Canon in Deez (silby)
same, now. what shit show
― Karl Malone, Friday, 31 December 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link
Voting for: All of the Above.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 31 December 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link
Needs a runs for reelection and loses option
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 31 December 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 1 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
https://greekreporter.com/2021/04/01/joe-biden-greek-ancestor-who-fought-for-greece-independence/
seems its true after all.
― anvil, Friday, 24 February 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link
And if the above lines sound too good to be true, it is because this story is one of our two April Fool’s jokes. Happy April 1st!
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 24 February 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link
Its only april fool for the duration of that month, after that it becomes true
― anvil, Friday, 24 February 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link