Azealia Banks

I don't know who else listened to her Instagram video from 5 months ago, but am surprised she is still alive.

what was the gist?

I don’t think she actually ate the cat? She was cleaning the bones to take it with her if I understand correctly

it sounded like a suicide note, all about how there was no point continuing and she was previously wrapping up her stuff with a final LP before the end, but now wasn't even going to do that. she had that despairing but calm tone which made it sound not really like a cry for help.

She definitely needs help asap.

Never know what to do with these mental health crises playing out in public. Ignore them becz there's nothing I can do about them? Pay attention to them and feel bad becz there's nothing I can do about them? I guess this is what "thoughts and prayers" is for.

if people want to cook and eat their dead pets that's fine by me. filming yourself digging it up and preparing/cooking/eating it and sharing it with your fans is not well-adjusted behavior

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 9:18 AM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you know it's actually not fine by me

ok but what if your dog demanded it in his will

if Oscar wants to start kicking in for the bills around here I'll be happy to listen

She's roasting Doja Cat on Instagram now apparently? Sensing a theme

literally?

^^ valid question, imo

fava beans, chianti, etc

She was trending a week or so ago for some covidiot/anti-mask BS.

boxedjoy post

I’ve known people who I could imagine having an animal skull on a shelf. Perhaps even a beloved pet’s skull. I would not ask how they got the animal to skull form, but I would hope it was hired out

some people are just DIY types and like making how-to videos, I guess

Others are just starving for the attention

I mean, not nearly on the same level as Banks here, but let's not forget that Fiona Apple used her dog's bones for her widely loved by ILM new record.

I once again had to reread Azealia’s wiki page section on her feuds. I forgot she called LdR “the hamburgler“

Fiona did this too?

stopped clocks, etc

xp: I don’t think Fiona made a soup

lol no, well at least not that I'm aware of. She did use her dog's bones as percussion on her new record though.

Music’s hottest new trend is “house pet hot pot”

I feel like accusing anyone, however bizarre their behaviour, of being "an attention seeker" is just nagl, can we not do that?

says the person who armchair-diagnosed her as mentally ill

what? fuck off.

this is you

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid) at 6:45 9 Aug 20
we've all had fun at her expense but I'm really concerned for her at this point (if you don't know what I'm talking about, check her IG stories)

i'm not the one saying it's a bad look to accuse her of seeking attention

to accuse anyone, not just her

this is completely normal behavior and frankly anyone who suggests otherw

Music’s hottest new trend is “house pet hot pot”

― Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 4:01 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Animal Consommé - Merriweather Pet Bouillon
Beach Boys - Pet Sounds Delicious, Thanks

almost everyone seeks attention in one way or another, so turning "attention seeking" into an accusation is always a proxy for something else, it's like "uppity" or "shrill" - it says a lot about your values and not much about theirs.

Okay now

so she boiled her pet to get the bones because she wanted to keep them? that's a different thing from making soup out of a cat obviously.

It is. And it is connected to, like, rituals she does. I remember she sacrificed a chicken a while back. Idk.

yeah, she's got an affinity to santeria iirc

Yeah. Not my thing but less disturbing than the headlines suggested.

she had a million dollars and she spent it all

i mean THAT'S disturbing but i'd like to see an itemized receipt

She sold her house for over 800k

pretty wild thing to post to instagram but it’s probably near the bottom of azealia’s top ten wildest moments tbrr

uh the internet says her house sold in a foreclosure for that much

meaning she still had a mortgage

Oh that sucks

well i mean how much was the mortgage

“guess that cat gettin eaten” and “fuck watching a cat” both elite-level posts, a++

well i mean how much was the mortgage

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 4:12 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

how should i know, i ain't got no crystal ball

I would guess she had at most $212k in equity

I guess "Fuck Him All Night" was not an ILM hit.

last song of hers I liked was "Anna Wintour"