loll
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link
someone i work with is named 3mm4 c0nn33ly and every time i say her name i have to stop myself from making it sound like a darts announcer going 'ONE hundred and EIGH-TEEE!!'
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
haha, Lily's one is great too
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 11:24 (three years ago) link
'Q Anon' always sets off the 'and on and on and onnn...' bit of Don't Stop Believin' for me - which is distressing as I see it about 10 times a day at the moment.
― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 11:48 (three years ago) link
I am dying at "Micro! Wave!"
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link
Cranch!Won’t pick it upTake them lights away
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 January 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link
when I see the TRUE DETECTIVE thread my brain sings Undertones “true confessions”: “TRUETRUETRUETRUETRUE TRUE DETECTIVE!!!”
― brimstead, Friday, 5 February 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
hahahahahah
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link
This weekend, I was charged with distracting my partner's dog with a freeze-dried "Wild Weenie" treat product. Unfortunately, just at that moment, I had "Angry Johnny" by Poe stuck in my head. It begins.
― honk honk honkin' on Bobo's door (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 13:02 (three years ago) link
The Police Message In A Bottle gets triggered in my brain whenever I see KFC's local billboards Chicken in a bucket
― Siegbran, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 16:27 (three years ago) link
I live fairly near Holloway Road in London, whenever I see reference to it or go past it I have to sing Lindsey Buckingham's "Holiday Road"
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link
xpost i'll send an extra crisp to the world
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link
when I see the TRUE DETECTIVE thread my brain sings Undertones “true confessions”: “TRUETRUETRUETRUETRUE TRUE DETECTIVE!!!”― brimstead, Friday, February 5, 2021 6:43 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― brimstead, Friday, February 5, 2021 6:43 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
For me it's Devo's "Whip It": "Try True Detective / It's not too late"
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:00 (three years ago) link
lmao
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
Wow, I somehow never connected the syllabic pattern of "Message in a Bottle" with my near-constant "Girlfriend in a Coma" trochee fixation.
Up to now I would almost certainly immediately sing "chicken in a bucket I know, I know, it's serious."
Now I am going to have to completely reassess "Message in a Bottle." In both directions! So like I can sing "Message in a bottle I know, I know, it's serious." But also everything like "kitten with a backpack" can be Policified, not just Smithsed.
This is mindblowing.
― baelien (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link
I hope that someone gets myI hope that someone gets myI hope that someone gets myGirlfriend in a coma, yeah
― baelien (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link
ditto re immediately going to Girlfriend in a Coma!
― kinder, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link
probably due to the long-standing "chicken in a korma, I know, I know..."
― kinder, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:05 (three years ago) link
when I was a kid everybody talked about Ozzy's "Crazy Train", but I didn't think I'd heard it before (turns out...I actually hadn't).
so I heard "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd and when they said "riding the gravy train" I thought they said "riding the Crazy train" and I wasl ike "why do people think this is a classic heavy metal song, wtf, there's an organ in it"
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:31 (three years ago) link
"i'll send an extra crisp to the world" is A+
― honk honk honkin' on Bobo's door (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link
Sammy HagarLet me slip away on youSammy HagarYou’ve seen better days
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 11 February 2021 00:33 (three years ago) link
"monkey of cheekiness" to the tune of slayer's "altar of sacrifice"
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:44 (three years ago) link
Not mine, but I stumbled on this account the other day and had a good laugh.
Cecil County Circuit Courthousehttps://t.co/p9n0YrVrul pic.twitter.com/CBfyGRxmr0— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 24, 2021
Mingus (Joni Mitchell album)https://t.co/yDkIHUuF96 pic.twitter.com/Q7IYxgTzqb— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 23, 2021
British Journal of Nutritionhttps://t.co/rB7jBgdrXa pic.twitter.com/XdV6n5qdQa— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 21, 2021
― peace, man, Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link
that's amazing
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:32 (three years ago) link
reminds me of the "Devon County Council"/"Everybody Dance Now" thing I still think about a lot
Twitter with a blue checkTwitter with a blue checkTwitter with a blue check on
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link
https://unbornwhiskeyy.tumblr.com/post/644104077733691392
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
When I hear the chorus of Lady Gaga's Poker Face, my brain always sings "come on Barbie let's go party" instead of "she's got me like nobody"
― J. Sam, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link
Me too - I think it's fairly common, weirdly
― kinder, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:27 (three years ago) link
Ah, I should have googled that. I feel less alone now!
― J. Sam, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link
TMNT is total trochee fixation
Apologies for lame "obligatory relevant xkcd" but here
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link
well that's a new word for me
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link
^ found the non-English major
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
Sigourney Weaver, I believe you can get me through the night
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 February 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link
Whenever the phrase “pooper scooper” is uttered (which happens from time to time), it is sung to the tune of the obvious ABBA song.
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link
"take a chance on me"?
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 03:36 (three years ago) link
"take a dump on me"?
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 28 February 2021 06:13 (three years ago) link
There's a popular trades aggregating site in the UK called Check-A-Trade and the music they use in their jingle is based on the last notes in the William Tell overture (Check-A-TRADE! Check A Trade Dot Com). But whenever I see the name, I just get the opening chant from "Take A Chance On Me"
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:11 (three years ago) link
are the trades free?
― sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link
I see where you're going with that but sadly not
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link
Check-A-Trade Dot ComGo tell your momBaby, trades are funCheck-A-Trade's the one
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link
(guess it would be "mum" in the UK though, huh)
I never understood why “dot cum” wasn’t the exclusive domain suffix for porn sites.
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 28 February 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link
because porn is harder to misspell
― sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
whenever i see white rice in the supermarket or something i hear lou reed sing "white rice" to the tune of "white light", with the same immediacy as the opening bar, and it always makes me laugh
― maelin, Monday, 1 March 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link
White rice/white meat
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 1 March 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link
Huh. When I see white rice my head goes to Grandmaster Flash.
White... riiice... Vision dreams of passion / and all the while I think of you
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
when I see white rice, my head goes to the your terrible ideas thread and the one about "rice that is brown"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
guided by voices:
issa rae don't worry / if the road's a little wornit's a cold and filthy chasm / that we're traveling on
― orifex, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link