He used to have the local coppers raid , beats, bars and restaurants in Wagga that drag shows or any gay theme— BundythebearACT ššÆš š»š (@bundythebear) January 12, 2021
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 08:27 (three years ago) link
Some other prick of a senator is giving it the old āwe had less deaths from Covid than from the flu so we shouldnāt have restrictionsā bullshit.
āPerhaps people should stay the fuck home, wash their hands and wear a mask when they have the flu, you akubra wearing dickheadā is what I didnāt respond on Twitter with.
I realise itās January when liberals go on holiday leaving Nats in charge...
Every time I read an article about someone in far North Queensland being eaten by a crocodile I hope itās George Christiansen but I fear the stand up paddle board big enough to support him has never been built.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 09:42 (three years ago) link
That senator is just your standard Queensland conservative trying to understand how numbers work
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 09:57 (three years ago) link
David Oldfield:
My ex husband and I used to go scuba diving with him. Only bloke I knew who had a fly put in his wetsuit. Used to stay on the boat till everyone else was in the water and take a piss over the side. Such a weirdo!— Gibbsy (@MsDugibbley) January 13, 2021
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 08:12 (three years ago) link
not quite Craig Kelly-level weird, however
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 09:05 (three years ago) link
Click through to the thread for some high-quality excerpts from his autobiography.
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 09:26 (three years ago) link
okay, he's Barnaby Joyce-level weird
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 09:28 (three years ago) link
But his balls are the most moist you will find anywhere, and will melt in one's mouth.
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 09:29 (three years ago) link
He used to live in an apartment next door to me in Manly, I must've been 12 or so and had to ask why was the man who looked like David Oldfield making silly faces at me from his apartment window. My dad said 'he's a strange man, let's go back (inside)' š¤·— Di McIntyre Westwood (@dimcwood) January 13, 2021
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 09:31 (three years ago) link
i suddenly saw him and his now ex-wife coming out of the church in manly on their wedding day and, along with other bystanders, did not say aw<3
― estela, Thursday, 14 January 2021 00:17 (three years ago) link
'Straya is rocketing up the 'dumbest racist dipshit leader' rankings -- and not just by default
Prime Minister Scott Morrison on #AustraliaDay: "It's all about acknowledging how far we've come. When those 12 ships turned up in Sydney, all those years ago, it wasn't a particularly flash day for the people on those vessels either."— Stephanie Dalzell (@steph_dalzell) January 21, 2021
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 January 2021 09:12 (three years ago) link
also sTiCk tO sPoRtS has finally come to our shores, an exciting moment
Morrison on Trump: "not for to me to give lectures to anybody"Morison on Cricket Australia: "I think a bit more focus on cricket, and a bit less focus on politics would be my message to Cricket Australia,"— Greg Jericho (@GrogsGamut) January 20, 2021
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 January 2021 09:13 (three years ago) link
Itās been a great day to bury being an idiot. Dutton let out some refugees because he realised itās cheaper to have them be productive members of society than keep them in a concentration hotel.
Iād hope this is a stopped clock moment but I assume heās got something nasty up his sleeve.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 21 January 2021 10:25 (three years ago) link
Nothing says Australia is back to normal like giving a gong to an ageing homophobe.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link
Who in the name of fuck thought that was a good idea. I'd love to think this is Scomo's knighting Prince Philip moment, but I doubt it. Tired of being embarrassed by this country.
― Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link
ScoMo has been on invasion day trolling his way around Queensland all week. All this culture war bollocks smells like an election coming.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link
Love having the whole tone of the country set by dipshits from Qld and Western Sydney.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link
I thought trying to forcibly give out handshakes during the bushfires would be the Knighting Price Philip moment, but it was merely a Raw Onion Eating moment. This'll probably be the same.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link
Labor has a reshuf... uh, sorry, nobody gives a shit.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2021 08:24 (three years ago) link
They're so fucking spineless, it's just incredible.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 29 January 2021 11:24 (three years ago) link
Where do you find all these fringe studies you post on Facebook?KELLY: I find most of this from emails and messages on my Facebook Messenger. People send me stuff āhave you seen this?āHow did you first come across (disproven and unproven COVID-19 treatments?KELLY: Iāll tell ya how it started. A good 9 months ago someone sent me a YouTube video of a doctor ... He said āIāve got information for the president of the United States, Iāve got this therapy and itās highly successful, Iāve got to get this message to him.ā And I thought to myself, thatās a good, positive message.Before I posted it, I checked the credibility of it. He had this long Jewish beard.
KELLY: I find most of this from emails and messages on my Facebook Messenger. People send me stuff āhave you seen this?ā
How did you first come across (disproven and unproven COVID-19 treatments?
KELLY: Iāll tell ya how it started. A good 9 months ago someone sent me a YouTube video of a doctor ... He said āIāve got information for the president of the United States, Iāve got this therapy and itās highly successful, Iāve got to get this message to him.ā And I thought to myself, thatās a good, positive message.
Before I posted it, I checked the credibility of it. He had this long Jewish beard.
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:32 (three years ago) link
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/02/why-facebook-suspended-craig-kelly-as-told-by-craig-kelly/
oh
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:33 (three years ago) link
This is the prime minister's listening to things face.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nxsa4su2vf9kk1d/Image%20from%20iOS.jpg?raw=1
He was listening to a question about a ministerial staffer being raped in her office.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link
After two years thinking it was annoying to hear about a staffer getting raped at his place of employment, Scott's wife said "how about if it was our daughter?" and he though oh maybe it's bad it happened
Then he told the television cameras that he had gone through this process
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:57 (three years ago) link
Probably not surprised to learn that the owner of this is incapable of basic humanity & decency.
The prime minister has an 'I Stopped These' boat trophy in his office: https://t.co/nranKzF9va #auspol pic.twitter.com/YZZFBEoQH3— Peter Martin (@1petermartin) September 19, 2018
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 08:08 (three years ago) link
How it started:
Happy International Womenās Day.Letās make it a day when we strive to improve the respect, dignity and equality for every woman, everywhere.#internationalwomensday2021 #IWD2021 pic.twitter.com/pbpqfGdzp7— Dave Sharma (@DaveSharma) March 7, 2021
How it was going immediately afterward:
So the international woman in this photo is my friend. This is her response: https://t.co/5ri85LyoaQ pic.twitter.com/lDvrAYUJfm— Alex Lee (@alex_c_lee) March 8, 2021
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 8 March 2021 10:13 (three years ago) link
Not an unexpected resolution to weirdly giving out flowers to random women at Edgecliff Station.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 March 2021 11:26 (three years ago) link
did this work
The front page of tomorrow's The West Australian. pic.twitter.com/sPgvo5F3Ml— The West Australian (@westaustralian) March 12, 2021
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 13 March 2021 12:41 (three years ago) link
Ahahaha, errr no. A wag on ABC called the WA Libs the Vespa party after the vehicle needed to accomodate tall their lower house mps.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 15 March 2021 08:55 (three years ago) link
where do we even begin, folks
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 08:57 (three years ago) link
string the fucker up by his heels and emasculate his corpse?
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 09:21 (three years ago) link
...a masturbatory offence against a piece of furniture seems to have finally if briefly prompted Morrison to engage all those skills learnt in his taxpayer-funded empathy training.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 11:02 (three years ago) link
my prediction is that tomorrowās apology about todayās apology about yesterdayās apology will be inadequate and mediocre
― estela, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link
Meanwhile, Eric Abetz:"On Monday the First of March at the Hobart City Councilās citizenship ceremony, I casually asked the Honourable Senator Eric Abetz if the Minister allegedly accused of the alleged rape that occurred around 30 years ago was the Honourable Christian Porter MP. The Senator quickly responded that yes, it was the first law officer of the nation, Christian Porter, but not to worry, the woman is dead and the law will protect him. He then said, as for that Higgins girl, anybody who is so disgustingly drunk, who would sleep with anybody, could have slept with one of our spies and put the security of our nation at risk."
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 00:55 (three years ago) link
aiding and abetzing
― estela, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link
hey hey it's Tasmania, we just elect this human shitstain over and over again no matter what antediluvian biowaste dribbles out of his orifice
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 01:37 (three years ago) link
Heās on 2GB right now continuing to dig down in search of a way out of the hole.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:40 (three years ago) link
He sure likes to whattabout
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link
The old days were more rapey
I want to encourage Australians, here, of course, there are issues, but think about where things were 20 years ago, 50 years ago, and I can tell you, go and ask your nan and sheāll tell you the real story about the good old days.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link
if a listenerās phantom nana was willing to testify sheād most likely say itās bleakly apparent things are the same as they ever were
― estela, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link
at least these phantom nanas probably didn't expect anything to ever change, so won't be disappointed.
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 03:35 (three years ago) link
Scott Morrison finished his interview with 2GB by saying:"Iām just glad the footy is back on. It helps everybody."
"Iām just glad the footy is back on. It helps everybody."
nothing rapey about the major footy codes, no siree
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 11:19 (three years ago) link
maybe it soothes the rapists?
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link
Fuck me
Keith Pitt overruled the Northern Australia Infrastructure Fund to stop them supporting a new energy project which would create 250 North Queensland jobs, but in this interview, he couldnāt even answer basic questions about the project. Watch this train wreck interview... pic.twitter.com/8lLR8Xk2Km— Chris Bowen (@Bowenchris) May 10, 2021
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 10 May 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link
tbh I would be disappointed if he wasn't repping for coal with that name.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 10 May 2021 08:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.architectureanddesign.com.au/getmedia/1ae9cfd7-f5a6-4acf-a970-fa889e69a63d/Clarke-619-386.aspx?width=515&height=386&ext=.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 09:20 (two years ago) link
The front didnt fall off!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link
hello, mates, it's me, an Australian, wishing to advise that my username is slightly different because I wanted to re register with a non-work email address
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link
Now explain metadata
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 12:47 (two years ago) link