List conspiracy theories here.

There is some shitty new movie on Netflix with roughly the same plot as that reddit thread so this is some JJ Abrams level astroturfing.

Netflix Hulu

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Lol

Lol Albert

That DNA theory sounds suspiciously like an ignoramus having read or heard about the Pfizer vaccine using synthetic messenger RNA to teach the body how to combat the virus and morphing that correct information into it 'changing your DNA', because all that DNA/RNA stuff is all so complicated and confusing to people who don't understand the first thing about it.

Which would make you wonder who had access to the vaccine storage areas. I thought you did need to have clearance tied in to previous medical training.
& you would hope that training might get rid of superstitious ignorance.

I'm a little surprised that Agenda 21's not cropped up here before, it's in some ways a really mainstream conspiracy theory, a heightening of "powers elsewhere are interfering with your life / your traditional lifestyle"

Agenda 21 a bit bland as names for global conspiracies go, should've gone with something more like Codex Alimentarius https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Alimentarius#Controversy

Population control seems to be a big thing in conspiracy circles.

I'm a little surprised that Agenda 21's not cropped up here before, it's in some ways a really mainstream conspiracy theory, a heightening of "powers elsewhere are interfering with your life / your traditional lifestyle"

Conspiracy loons I've checked in on are talking about it mostly as "The Great Reset" rather than Agenda 21.

"traditional lifestyle" of course being "what I'm used to within my lifetime"

There’s someone in my office building parking garage with a vanity license plate that says “End A21”.

where's "stevie wonder can see"

― the typo doer (Simon H.), Monday, October 5, 2020 4:47 AM bookmarkflaglink

I finally ran into one of these idiots last year

with a bicycle

Agenda 21 seems like they'd have a good happy hour

A really dumb dude in high school told me that Iggy Pop secretly died filming a “got milk?” commercial because of previously unknown lactose intolerance.

A really dumb dude in high school told me that Iggy Pop secretly died filming a “got milk?” commercial because of previously unknown lactose intolerance.

that’s actually true, “Iggy Pop” has been played by former Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld since the lactose incident

Jennifer Aniston surely.

that’s what they want you to believe

OMG that's awesome. Why can't more conspiracy theories be as delightful?

― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 1:14 PM (sixteen minutes ago)

don't make me tap the sign

I thought Aniston was in the Five, not the Stooges:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CA1EqsDUgAAcPpt?format=jpg&name=900x900

Jewish Space Lasers. yup.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html

dumb false equivalence in the article, but the important thing is: Jewish Space Lasers.

The leading Democratic mischief-maker is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who advocates some left-wing views I consider simplistic and impractical and, in some cases, poll badly.

On noes not POLLING BADLY now what about those JEWISH LASERS.

uh, that's the joke.

uh thanks

Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive

Necklaces and accessories claiming to "protect" people from 5G mobile networks have been found to be radioactive.

The Dutch authority for nuclear safety and radiation protection (ANVS) issued a warned about ten products it found gave off harmful ionising radiation.

It urged people not to use the products, which could cause harm with long-term wear.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-59703523

lmao but also D:

i have solved this one already

pic.twitter.com/P9pTEm3hIJ

— Conspiracy Theories (@StrangeTheorie) March 29, 2022

My cousin is a criminal defense lawyer who represented to lunatics accused of kidnapping their own children. Turns out they were hardcore into the chemtrails conspiracy. I'd never heard of it before then.

Chemtrail conspiracy

Since then, I've thought of the chemtrails theory as sort of a gateway drug into the larger world of flat earth, QAnon and Making America Great Again.

*two lunatics

lol Mark

Okay, this is news to me... but apparently the Monster logo spells 666.. in Hebrew!!

https://reizeclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/feat0-960x720.jpg

Yup, this lady is wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

"now, do you know what a MILF is?"

awesome

"Bottoms up . . . and the devil laughs."

urrrrgghhhhh

300000 children imprisoned under the streets of Melbourne, Australia apparently.
The big Qanon story there.
Just listening to a Daily beans episode on Qanon being transplanted over there

this lady is wild

14,318,201 views

Okay, this is news to me... but apparently the Monster logo spells 666.. in Hebrew!!

This isn't even accurate though. The sixth letter of the Hebrew alphabet is not used to represent a number ime. six is spelled שש

She's convinced me i'm sorry.

My cousin is a criminal defense lawyer who represented to lunatics accused of kidnapping their own children. Turns out they were hardcore into the chemtrails conspiracy. I'd never heard of it before then.

Chemtrail conspiracy

Since then, I've thought of the chemtrails theory as sort of a gateway drug into the larger world of flat earth, QAnon and Making America Great Again.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, March 30, 2022 4:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Well, it does involve that dangerous substance dihydrogen monoxide.

Oh shit it's real

I did hear that dihydrogen monoxide was very very reactive, seems to react or blend with nearly everything it touches.

Heard oxygen was bad enough on its own very reactive to things like flame too.

Breathing oxygen is the biggest cause of cancer (genuinely) so you can’t trust the stuff.

oxygen is nasty, but carbon is the one I mistrust