JARVIS!

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would rather watch journeys into my battered haemorrhoids with any random shameless burnt out brit-pop wanker on the beeb, reeling out the usual cliches and straining to sound interesting whilst saying nothing

calzino, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link

okay go nap it off now

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link

calzino, please don't take this the wrong way, but could you just not? please?

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 06:58 (three years ago) link

And you know we have discussed this at exhaustive length elsewhere, but the song Common People is about upper middle class people in London assuming you are working class. because you are from the north, his political views (see "Running The World") are pretty sound.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 07:03 (three years ago) link

I guarantee you I won't trouble this thread on this utter non-entity ever again!

calzino, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 09:56 (three years ago) link

what's yr favourite song on 2020's JARV IS album calz?

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 10:06 (three years ago) link

I was just blasting out HP Sauce '77 whilst doing the school run in my very middle-class hyundai hatchback the other day!

calzino, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 10:16 (three years ago) link

would rather watch journeys into my battered haemorrhoids with any random shameless burnt out brit-pop wanker

Shitters with Rick Witter.

Twelves, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link

alky misery :(

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 16:21 (three years ago) link

Rick Witter had a greatest hits album go top ten in 1999, he was still a ways off the toilet circuit, let alone burning out up calzino's fundament

"Rick Witter's British Shitters" should absolutely be a travel show though

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link


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