*croak croak*
Not used to hearing wildlife emit mating calls on ILX.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link
(xxp) I'm sure it would be among the emails sent to my friend. By the way, another one of her friend's dad, who is in his 70s, is also refusing the vaccine because it changes your DNA.
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link
... so it's out there somewhere and people are believing it.
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link
Peer-reviewed? More like Piers Corbyn-reviewed! amirite
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:36 (three years ago) link
Yeah, it's among the chief 'concerns' being cited by anti-vaxxers at the moment.
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― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:36 (three years ago) link
Changes it how?
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:37 (three years ago) link
Why am I asking
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:38 (three years ago) link
Another connection, she's involved with the same anti-lockdown group that Piers Corybn is involved with though she seems considerably madder than even Piers.
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link
Good luck explaining the difference between mRNA and DNA. Apparently a now-deleted hour-long YouTube video by a 'natural healing consultant' is responsible for this particular brainworm.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:42 (three years ago) link
Trying to get a CRISPR Mills joke in here
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:43 (three years ago) link
Sounds like she's one step away from stalking a member of the royal family
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:44 (three years ago) link
I came across this one last night and it felt oddly comforting – a callback to a simpler, gentler time:
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/kuouoa/i_know_someone_that_works_for_noaa_the_disclosure/
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:51 (three years ago) link
The pharmacist in Wisconsin who purposely destroyed 500 doses of the vac believed the "changes your DNA" thing.
― nickn, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 02:09 (three years ago) link
There is some shitty new movie on Netflix with roughly the same plot as that reddit thread so this is some JJ Abrams level astroturfing.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link
Netflix Hulu
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 03:43 (three years ago) link
Hunu
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 03:49 (three years ago) link
ctHulu
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link
Lol
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link
Lol Albert
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 04:27 (three years ago) link
That DNA theory sounds suspiciously like an ignoramus having read or heard about the Pfizer vaccine using synthetic messenger RNA to teach the body how to combat the virus and morphing that correct information into it 'changing your DNA', because all that DNA/RNA stuff is all so complicated and confusing to people who don't understand the first thing about it.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 05:11 (three years ago) link
Which would make you wonder who had access to the vaccine storage areas. I thought you did need to have clearance tied in to previous medical training.& you would hope that training might get rid of superstitious ignorance.
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 07:52 (three years ago) link
I'm a little surprised that Agenda 21's not cropped up here before, it's in some ways a really mainstream conspiracy theory, a heightening of "powers elsewhere are interfering with your life / your traditional lifestyle"
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 11:16 (three years ago) link
Agenda 21 a bit bland as names for global conspiracies go, should've gone with something more like Codex Alimentarius https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Alimentarius#Controversy
― ledge, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 12:03 (three years ago) link
Population control seems to be a big thing in conspiracy circles.
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 12:38 (three years ago) link
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:24 (three years ago) link
Conspiracy loons I've checked in on are talking about it mostly as "The Great Reset" rather than Agenda 21.
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:26 (three years ago) link
"traditional lifestyle" of course being "what I'm used to within my lifetime"
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:37 (three years ago) link
There’s someone in my office building parking garage with a vanity license plate that says “End A21”.
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
where's "stevie wonder can see"
― the typo doer (Simon H.), Monday, October 5, 2020 4:47 AM bookmarkflaglink
I finally ran into one of these idiots last year
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link
with a bicycle
Agenda 21 seems like they'd have a good happy hour
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link
A really dumb dude in high school told me that Iggy Pop secretly died filming a “got milk?” commercial because of previously unknown lactose intolerance.
― brimstead, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link
that’s actually true, “Iggy Pop” has been played by former Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld since the lactose incident
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:22 (three years ago) link
Jennifer Aniston surely.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link
that’s what they want you to believe
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link
OMG that's awesome. Why can't more conspiracy theories be as delightful?
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 1:14 PM (sixteen minutes ago)
don't make me tap the sign
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link
I thought Aniston was in the Five, not the Stooges:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CA1EqsDUgAAcPpt?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
Jewish Space Lasers. yup.https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 29 January 2021 11:20 (three years ago) link
dumb false equivalence in the article, but the important thing is: Jewish Space Lasers.
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 29 January 2021 11:23 (three years ago) link
The leading Democratic mischief-maker is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who advocates some left-wing views I consider simplistic and impractical and, in some cases, poll badly.
On noes not POLLING BADLY now what about those JEWISH LASERS.
― new variant (onimo), Friday, 29 January 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
uh, that's the joke.
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 29 January 2021 13:36 (three years ago) link
uh thanks
― new variant (onimo), Friday, 29 January 2021 13:49 (three years ago) link
Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive
Necklaces and accessories claiming to "protect" people from 5G mobile networks have been found to be radioactive.
The Dutch authority for nuclear safety and radiation protection (ANVS) issued a warned about ten products it found gave off harmful ionising radiation.
It urged people not to use the products, which could cause harm with long-term wear.
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-59703523
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 December 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
lmao but also D:
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 December 2021 04:38 (two years ago) link
i have solved this one already
pic.twitter.com/P9pTEm3hIJ— Conspiracy Theories (@StrangeTheorie) March 29, 2022
― mark s, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 19:55 (one year ago) link
My cousin is a criminal defense lawyer who represented to lunatics accused of kidnapping their own children. Turns out they were hardcore into the chemtrails conspiracy. I'd never heard of it before then.
Chemtrail conspiracy
Since then, I've thought of the chemtrails theory as sort of a gateway drug into the larger world of flat earth, QAnon and Making America Great Again.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link
*two lunatics
lol Mark
― Ste, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link
Okay, this is news to me... but apparently the Monster logo spells 666.. in Hebrew!!
https://reizeclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/feat0-960x720.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link