too many options - WHOSE feces?
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
Zero vote options looking more and more likely
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link
fearing that tank
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link
He's been trying desperately for the last several days but, alas, he has yet to successfully flush himself down the toilet and out to sea.
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
I'm gonna go with 'someone finds him hiding under a suspiciously lumpy rug several weeks into Biden's administration, rolls him up in said rug, stuffs said rug into a closet and says no more about the affair'.
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link
i think i went with other because "tank" was too specific
― sarahell, Monday, 11 January 2021 23:08 (three years ago) link
bodybag
hopefully
― Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Monday, 11 January 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link
Would be something if he left the White House the same way Cooper escaped the Black Lodge/Purple Room in TP:TR, by getting sucked out through an electrical outlet.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
Hurry up
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:00 (three years ago) link
GOT OUT
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:24 (three years ago) link
with very little fanfare he didn't try to create himself.Laughing at the send off do's minimalism.But he can always try to blow his own trumpet, probably sound pretty bad anyway.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link
still time for him to cover himself in his own feces
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:41 (three years ago) link
It is ALWAYS time for him to cover himself in feces
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link
Still time for novichok.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (three years ago) link
misread that as noise-rock, which is also true I suppose
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link
it's sad, he was a defecator
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link
he is back in mar a lago now for good right
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link
For good!
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
phew. i hope he doesn't come back to new york.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
or bedminister. i like him far away.
or maybe not I guess, they are trying to prevent him from living there full-time
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link
I can't imagine him ever living in nyc again
Won't be sad if he spends the rest of his years being chased out of everywhere he tries to live.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link
he didn't really visit new york that much during his presidency. not a sentimental guy i guess.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link
It's not for youNew YorkNew York
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link
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― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
Still time for the percolator.
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tomlyvC.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link
Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:
https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link
Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 July 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 9 July 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
How will Trump leave prison
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:34 (seven months ago) link
in a laundry basket with no laundry in it and he's totally visible
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:35 (seven months ago) link
Shawshank redemption by accident
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:01 (seven months ago) link
I was thinking he'd go the Malcolm X route, and leave as a devout Muslim.
― clemenza, Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:09 (seven months ago) link
Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:53 (seven months ago) link
that’s how he’d have wanted it
― The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:39 (seven months ago) link
Bag of piss is his codename in Russia
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:40 (seven months ago) link
Mark get out I'm piss
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 23:59 (seven months ago) link