Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

I opened and read it, it said they were suckers

Sounds like a line from a Fun Lovin’ Criminals song to me.

I went to the country just the other day
To see my uncle Bill and sorta pass the time away
I asked him how he'd been since last I'd passed his way
He rubbed his chin - here's what he had to say:

My wife's been sick, the young ones too
And I'm darn near down with the flu
The cow's gone dry and them hens won't lay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The hogs took the cholera and they've all done died
The bees got mad and they left the hive
The weevils got the corn and the rain rotted the hay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The porch rotted down, that's more expense
The darned old mule he tore down the fence
The mortgage is due and I can't pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The cow broke in the field and eat up the beans
The darn rabbits they got the turnip greens
And my ma-in-law just moved in to stay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My land's so poor, so hard and yeller
You have to set on a sack of fertilizer to raise an umbreller
And it rains out here nearly every day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The well's gone dry and I have to tote the water
Up from the spring about a mile and a quarter
My helper, he quit for the lack of pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The house it leaks, it needs a new top
When it rains it wets everything we got
The chimney fell down just yesterday
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The corn meal's gone and the meat's run out
Got nothin' to kill to put in the smokehouse
The preacher's comin' Sunday to spend the day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The canned stuff's spoiled, else the jar's got broke
And all we got left is one old Billy goat
We're gonna have a new baby about the first of May
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My crop it rotted in the ground
I asked for another loan but the banker turned me down
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
So after all, everything's in pretty good shape

I cannot but hear this to the tune of Search And Destroy.

Whose voice do you hear when you read this headline?

https://www.messynessychic.com/2021/05/12/the-ruins-of-a-swinging-seventies-spa-that-kept-a-siberian-tiger-behind-the-bar/

^ deservedly forgotten Leonard Cohen track

Jonathan Richman "Lesbian Bar"

Marc Almond could make it work

Has to be Scott Walker

Les Claypool

oh i meant the original question

Tom Waits

Waits, seconded