What happens to a tweet deferred
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:29 (three years ago) link
oh so his Twitter account was the last Horcrux
― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now
I'm barely even joking when I say that his inability to shit out every thought he has to the entire world will likely hasten his demise, it's all he has
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
xpost lol, yes
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link
so gonna happen?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link
lads
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link
there they go pic.twitter.com/F8u14NBs3n— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 20, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link
Must be a great atmosphere onboard
― up-the-arts corner (Matt #2), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link
that "after you" hand gesture followed by pushing people in front of him is only one of his many lovable character traits.
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link
farewell to a great supporter of the young mens christian association
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
my heart can't take it
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link
The juddering lump of fat and gristle in DJT's chest sure can!
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
“on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now”He’s a fighter, you gotta not give it to him
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2021 06:29 (two years ago) link
Anticipation is high
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
[taps sign]
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link
'Go into the light, Daddy.. go into the light, you've suffered so much...'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
Objectively, I know which face is more punchable - but this photo really makes it a toss-up:
https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/09/AP19157493050379.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link
forks is ably taking over from Shakey Mo on the fake-ass death threads game.
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:39 (one year ago) link
Don't make me google "trump" on twitter, forks!
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:40 (one year ago) link
Try binging trump on Facebook
― Evan, Thursday, 22 September 2022 14:43 (one year ago) link
tbf, the kahuna is having a day
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 September 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link