;)
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link
Jst a hypothetical but wd trump be banned immediately on principle if he created an ilx account, or would mods wait for fp to do its thing
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link
jesus, I refuse to eat an arsehole with teeth― calzino, Friday, January 15, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
i love when Kenneth Branagh's in my shitter― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 27, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:13 (three years ago) link
I love crying
― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:38 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
robPosted: 1 February 2021 at 20:48:13wow I'm leaning a lot today on ilx. first about castration, now this
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
Oh no I'm thinking being of potato croquettes
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, February 4, 2021 1:06 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 February 2021 08:20 (three years ago) link
my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic)
jim in vancouver
― cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link
"Can i taunt (sic)" - Chief Keef
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link
about to remove my bookmark― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM
― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 February 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link
Probably lots I could name. Chastity Belt comes to mind.
― o. nate, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link
My new revelations: 1) I should really wear a mask if/when I rob people and 2) if I do rob or kill someone, I think I should get out of that area ASAP. Also need to figure out how to open locked/closed doors so that I can do more robbing.― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:00 PM
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link
I need a good autostraddle
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link
tbf that's how he meant it in context too though
Well, yeah.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link
"Damn, great-great-grandpa Jebediah was HUNG!"― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 1, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
I'm interested in the load of wank.
― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
The loads, even.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link
:D
― pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link
I couldn't get with Afterbirth at all
― imago, Thursday, March 11, 2021 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link
Lol I just knew it was that
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link
i remembered Simon as romantic and dreamy, but his behavior seems pretty shitty and self-indulgent on a reread, for example.
― horseshoe, Saturday, March 13, 2021 3:27 PM
― pomenitul, Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link
http://www.freesimon.org/
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link
*but still, pulls the lever for ted cruz's ass constrictor with confidence*
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link
horseshoe otm
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link
semen and weed both smell amazing sheesh
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, March 20, 2021 6:55 PM
― pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link
yeah mladic slaps
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Thursday, April 8, 2021 4:56 PM
― pomenitul, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link
just to be clear, i don't have any children. i'm just talking about "my boys"
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 19, 2021 3:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago)
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link
come on we all do it
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:43 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSlXjbNIbYk
― Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link
Mods are Alt-Righters, no shock there I guess.
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 2, 2021 10:53 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link
I remembering being fuck awful at the last wc― xyzzzz__, dinsdag 29 juni 2021 20:40
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
Is it me or is this turd getting much worse much faster?
― burnt hombre (stevie), Monday, August 2, 2021 12:56 PM (nineteen minutes ago)
― rob, Monday, 2 August 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link
"Underwear" is pretty great imo
― billstevejim, Monday, September 20, 2021 1:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 September 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link
Yeah, it’s gotta be jizzy condoms, right? Who the hell would do that? In my experience the dude usually takes care of disposing of that. Did she ask her guys for their juicy rubber?― Cow_Art, Friday, October 15, 2021 6:02 PM
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link
fuck the Dolphins, fuck them so hard.― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, October 24, 2021
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link
A friend of mine was notified today that her regular consultation regarding a daily medication has been postponed for 11 months
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:37 AM bookmarkflaglink
probably don't want to know, but: kevin drew?
― mookieproof, Monday, October 25, 2021 10:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
just imagine Bono nude
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 3, 2021 9:20 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 November 2021 05:47 (two years ago) link
I prescribe milk and trying some butt stuff going forward.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:34 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― joygoat, Thursday, 4 November 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
You put one part of the V between your legs and angle the neck upward on a diagonal and it’s fine.
― Josefa, Sunday, November 7, 2021 3:48 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
^^Edited for the dirty
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link
Just vaseline your pole imago, their momentum gets them about three feet up before they just slide back down again
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, January 31, 2022 3:23 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Monday, 31 January 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link
ahaha i saw that and knew it'd end up here
― imago, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
lol
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 18:17 (two years ago) link
wow
― rob, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link
I love both of you guys and would FAP anytime but I am really so mad about this, I'm just gonna unbookmark
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Tuesday, February 1, 2022 6:48 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link
Wait, I'm assuming Mendelssohn hated LZII. If he liked it, then the review stinks.― sund4r subramanian (sund4r), Monday, November 22, 2004 12:31 AM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link
Ian's not coming over the top of me anymore, but it is going over Neanderthal.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, September 28, 2022 12:10 AM (thirty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― sorry, it's just Babe (2006) (Evan), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:12 (one year ago) link
sounds like there needs to be a big jack off to determine who's the first result
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, November 11, 2022 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
oh great, now i wanna party with difficult listening hour's mom― alpine static, Thursday, February 2, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 04:52 (one year ago) link
haven't thought about that asshole in years
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, February 11, 2023 8:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:04 (one year ago) link