And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

jute whyte

It must be exhausting for Trump followers to keep track of who to hate today.

Governor Doug Ducey of Arizona is just as bad as Kemp of Georgia.

He is covering up major voter fraud.

Sending an illegal vote count to Congress.

Not calling a Special Session for a vote on who won the state.

Ducey is a Democrat.

We will all remember.

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) January 4, 2021

So from this I assume there was a Ducey phone call too. Wonder if we'll get tape of that one.

Trump probably called him "Dookie" multiple times.

well, he *did* have the time to listen to him whine

this part jumps out to me from the GA call transcript:

Trump: There’s only two answers, dishonesty or incompetence. There’s just no way. Look. There’s no way.

only because i've thought the same of him, so, so, so many times.

the name that is repeatedly censored - BEEEEEEEEEP - in the full hour audio recording. who is it?

trump, to Ryan Germany, about 40 minutes in:

"Why don’t you want to find this, Ryan? What’s wrong with you? I heard your lawyer is very difficult, actually, but I’m sure you’re a good lawyer. You have a nice last name."

????

Nunes and Jordan getting the medal of freedom when what they deserve is to drown in a septic tank

Trump has spent the holidays golfing, calling state election officials, watching TV, and putzing around on Twitter. Maybe he'll get around to that vaccine rollout now that he's rested and ready.

the name that is repeatedly censored - BEEEEEEEEEP - in the full hour audio recording. who is it?

Stacy Abrams.

trump, to Ryan Germany, about 40 minutes in:

"Why don’t you want to find this, Ryan? What’s wrong with you? I heard your lawyer is very difficult, actually, but I’m sure you’re a good lawyer. You have a nice last name."

????

https://static.dw.com/image/16023671_401.jpg

Trump is proud of his German ancestry (because it's one of the only things he actually knows about himself)

Also re your pic, the only book he has read even part of since high school is a collected volume of Hitler's speeches.

Meanwhile his Scottish ancestry is a source of considerable embarrassment... to Scottish people.

I guess (?) it’s mildly heartening that Tom Cotton reads the 2024 calculus that it will be better for him to oppose this than support it.

(While still propagating vote-fraud bullshit, of course.)

President @realDonaldTrump has filed two lawsuits - federal and state - against @GaSecofState. The telephone conference call @GaSecofState secretly recorded was a “confidential settlement discussion” of that litigation, which is still pending.

— David Shafer (@DavidShafer) January 3, 2021

https://www.rawstory.com/did-trump-record-raffensperger-call/

I mean...it certainly sounded to me like the recording was made in the same room as Trump. I assumed it was one of his people who leaked the tape, but how many of his people does he really surround himself with while making felonious calls?

I'm surprised Trump's not said it was a fake recording tbh

This is from 51mins 40secs in to the call. Donald Trump farts then says, “excuse me”. pic.twitter.com/P4d0Y6gUpW

— Evan Rowe (@rowebocop) January 4, 2021

Nowadays we call that "releasing the kraken."

The uncontrollable flatulence of these gnarled fossils is just about the only thing that makes them relatably human.

trump's bottomless need to be unconditionally adored is very human too. something you're supposed to grow out of around age 2, but still.

i'm surprised and impressed at how far he's going with the flimsy "voter fraud" case. really something.

you'd be bottomless too after one like that

I was working on a fart joke myself but you beat me to it.

Come on, Trump never says "excuse me" when he farts. Like his umbrellas, he just leaves them there, semi-afloat, expecting someone else to deal with it.

not one I'm proud of if it's any consolation Tom

<FARTS>

"We've found the votes!"

"Trump's Philtrum" says that if it makes zero sense (leaking this call himself??) he's probably responsible

The tape pretty clearly came from Raffensperger's office. I can't remember which outlet reported this yesterday, but Raffensperger's people taped it and he told them he wouldn't release it unless Trump came at him again publicly. Which of course Trump did, because he can't help himself.

xpost I mean, it does kinda make sense as filtered through his diseased brain. It's proof of criminal obstruction on the part of the GA SoS!!! So, yeah, I can imagine his dumbfuck ass leaking it.

Oh, it was in this NYT story: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/03/us/politics/trump-raffensperger-call-georgia.html

Officials in the secretary of state’s office recorded Saturday’s call, and Mr. Raffensperger told his advisers that he did not want to release a transcript or a recording unless the president attacked state officials or misrepresented what had been discussed, according to a person familiar with his direction.

As expected, that attack came in a tweet on Sunday morning, in which Mr. Trump claimed that Mr. Raffensperger “was unwilling, or unable, to answer questions such as the ‘ballots under table’ scam, ballot destruction, out of state ‘voters’, dead voters, and more. He has no clue!”

In a response on Twitter, Mr. Raffensperger wrote: “Respectfully, President Trump: What you’re saying is not true. The truth will come out.” The recording of the call was made public several hours later.

Given Trump's malicious idiocy you'd have to be a fool not to record him.

Trump claims to have recorded the call but when he played back the recording, it was side 1 of a-ha's Hunting High and Low

It started on Saturday when Trump and his team reached out to talk to Raffensperger, who, according to an adviser, felt he would be unethically pressured by the president. Raffensperger had been here before: In November he accused Trump ally and South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham of improperly exhorting him to meddle in the election to help Trump win Georgia. Graham later denied it.

So why not record the call with the president, Raffensperger’s advisers thought, if nothing else for fact-checking purposes. “This is a man who has a history of reinventing history as it occurs,” one of them told Playbook. “So if he’s going to try to dispute anything on the call, it’s nice to have something like this, hard evidence, to dispute whatever he’s claiming about the secretary. Lindsey Graham asked us to throw out legally cast ballots. So yeah, after that call, we decided maybe we should do this.”

gotta be scrupulously fair I didn't hear a fart in that clip

the truth will come out about that fart, which came not from Trump, but from the Deep State

you might call the anus the human body's Deep State.

there it is

the Deep State has been behind some explosive leaks

PUanon

the most controversial fart since Martif Pharti threw that party

was this a voice-only conference call? the idea seems quaint.

it was fart-only

Talking with Trump is always a gas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01O62CDOKUE

Presidential Fart Joke at 3:33