Twitter C/D

i took a break for 4 days, it was so nice to not know what anyone on there was yammering about. not going to look up whatever bean woman or w/e means because really who the fuck cares?

I love slugs like this:

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thats what i call news baby

can someone link to a tweet compiling the bean dad thing? I missed it and am bummed I don’t know the deets

short women seemed like your typical reach that backfired from a woke clout-chaser you see every so often, she was smart enough to lock her account after things got heated at least

bean tried to laugh it all off until they found his racist tweets lol

Runner bean now

anyone with even slight edgelord tendencies who has any sort of public profile should really set their tweets to auto delete how many examples must be made

can someone link to a tweet compiling the bean dad thing? I missed it and am bummed I don’t know the deets

― k3vin k., Sunday, January 3, 2021 9:57 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think most of the tweets are in this video lol

Bean_Dad.mp4 pic.twitter.com/Ng0Bdd4g3l

— Isaac (@GalaxyPeaBrain) January 4, 2021

his daughter wanted food and he suggested she open a can of baked beans, but she didn’t know how. he browbeat her to try to make her think scientifically about the workings of a can opener, but she was hungry and frustrated and got angry

The daughter it should be noted is 24

not only that, she was distracting him from his hobby of tweeting about the deplorable alliance between gays and jews

She was actually 9 and he let her go hungry for six hours without helping her. Because god forbid he moved away from his jigsaw puzzle for thirty seconds and actually teach her.

I confess to reading that w no foreknowledge and thought it was legit funny satirical and then got to like the last few tweets :/

its kinda funny the original story is obviously made up, like a nine year old did not try to open beans for six hours, and the guy posted it because he thought it made him seem cool and interesting

Shes 24 this is can-on

by the standards of Roderick's cancellation over very bad but obviously ironic edgelord jokes made to friends of his, every ILX moderator ever would be jailed for noise board passim

if they ever find my posts the bad ones were ironic

— br◎seph (@on3ness) January 9, 2019

that's a good tweet

Socrates was killed because he was an edgelord addicted to irony and he completely wore out his welcome in Athens. To the point they offed him and never looked back or regretted it until the people who actually knew him had passed away and all anyone knew any more was what Plato wrote about him. I gravely doubt bean dad's irony was anywhere near as intellectually excusable as that of Socrates.

thx xp

Ken Jennings podcast co-host... like a week after Jennings made an apology for also being an edgelord?

Would ilx fp socrates now and if so what does that teach us

and then ken came to his defense! ken no why youve got so much to lose

one night last January I walked from watching K3n J3nnings win the goat champs on TV in a bar to chatting to Be4n D4d at a gig before the band came on

eleven months later and bars, gigs, J3nnings, Be4n and chatting have all been #cancelled

Would ilx fp socrates now

sure. he'd get his dozen with regularity and might even accrue enough for a tempban now and then. considering what ilx is, this teaches us nothing. Even St. Francis of Assisi would get fp'ed for being "too sanctimonious".

trying to read this tweet made me feel like a journalist in the san francisco chronicle in 1969 https://t.co/vLuJ62pAEb

— catarina camargo (@catarinacmrg) January 4, 2021

Just as well kenny rogers died, looking at that list sic

i read the bean dad thread this morning and am full of regret, i knew exactly where it was going and read it anyway and was angry at bean dad and myself.

anyway i enjoy watching guys like this flail around which probably makes me a jerk too. i tried 30 seconds of his music and uh no thanks so it's probably no big loss.

you'll know! I'm up for my dream job when this account cease to exist outta thin air

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) January 4, 2021

Bean dad: this will all blow over, i'm just gonna lay low

NY Times 2043: Bean Dad died peacefully today in his home

— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 4, 2021

Just as well kenny rogers died, looking at that list sic

and Alex Trebek got #cancered flowers are pretty

Fucked up that Bean Dad was teaching his daughter Prussian Blue covers.

I look forward to Bean Dad’s future projects with K4t1e H3rz0g

I sadly had the same thought

I started reading the thread and my eyes glazing over after two tweets, I think Seattle in general had a similar reaction to his run for city council.

Who was the indie rock woman who went alt-right after editing... Penthouse or something?

White Lung/whatever bean dad's band was split 7"

the white lung person is alt-right now? oh well.

So glad that my Twitter's clean.

And hey, I've only used the n-word on this website a dozen or so times. I was young and foolish, still in my 30s!

a child really

I'm glad my AIM away messages arent preserved anywhere

Would ilx fp socrates now and if so what does that teach us

― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Sunday, January 3, 2021 10:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i thought socrates posted here under the username "josh in chicago"

bean dad has strong gen x energy

he was always just being ironic, or didn’t remember what ironic was anymore

“bean dad was the former tour keyboardist for Harvey Danger” kept going through my head yesterday

strong “drummer from gay dad” vibes

makes me wish i been dead

he was always just being ironic, or didn’t remember what ironic was anymore

― mh, Monday, January 4, 2021 10:53 AM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah that kind of racist/etc satire where you just yell the racist thing to let everyone know you know what racism is and its bad, and then you receive a pat on the head, feel like thats sort of crossover boomer/gen x energy

Its funny to me that "this used to be ironic racism" is enough to cancel some indie rock moron, but not enough to cancel Vice

Like, I guess the upside is that Zoomers might not even know what Vice is to cancel it

isn’t vice just this amorphous media conglomerate now where the former edgelords are like, board members or just dudes that sit in meetings all day

canceling them would be like canceling the entire CBS network or something at this point

gavin mcginnis got pretty canceled over it