your terrible ideas

instead of gingerbread it would be made of the same stuff as the rye chips in a bag of gardetto's

beef house

this is a good idea

you could line the eaves and windows with salmon paste

never mind, it’s bad again

https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/charcuterie-chalet-QT-1200x800-768x512.jpg

Was thinking that there should be a really terrible opportunistic “social horror” film/nu twilight zone ep called KAREN

Blumhouse will get to it this year

Soap manufacturer hiring Alanis Morissette as spokesperson to declare "You've washed your hands clean with this."

An all-drag Yes cover band called YAAAS

An all-drag Yaz coverband called YAAAAZ

A cover band that called Naked eYes.

It only plays songs by Naked Eyes and Yes.

An all-drag Yaz coverband called YAAAAZ

For all those people who can't seem to wear a mask over their nose properly - fingerless rubber gloves.

Against Twee! America's Punk Underground Plays the Music of Sarah Records

Uh, I really like that idea.

The Masked Student. A television show where a panel of humanities professors guess the student based on excerpts from their final paper.

For a second I thought I had opened the "Worst television show you watched to the bitter end" thread and was very confused

What would the curtains be made of in a beef house

mon dieu!

I was spitballing ideas for reality shows, and my proposal for a show called "Which Bird Is The Prettiest?" went down well

But I also had an idea for Survivor: Improv, which is the same as Survivor except all improv actors, all the challenges are improv related. The name of the show would be Whose Island Is It Anyway?

air your first idea in the UK maybe?

nm the game show, an island for improv actors is long overdue

Isle X

consumer-grade nuclear reactor

for the home

KIRKLAND 64-pack fuel rods

i think this is actually a good idea, which i've had for a long time, and i would put it into action except it requires technical know-how i don't have and more importantly would result in me being sued back into the stone age but: a website where i upload the commentary tracks from DVD sets/laserdiscs, and people can stream them or download them and listen to them like podcasts. all those commentary tracks have gotten lost in the streaming era and someone needs to archive them.

yeah that idea is not sufficiently terrible. try having a mini-chernobyl in your house.

The kirkland control rod tips, made from recycled sprite bottles, are just as good as the name brand control rod tips.

a twitter phenomenon called mitt's listening party where everyone hashtags in comments to mormon tabernacle choir recordings

OnlyFans, but for sharks. Call it OnlyFins.

attn: zoo marketing departments

all those commentary tracks have gotten lost in the streaming era and someone needs to archive them.

Disney+ includes extras to an extent, not sure how comprehensive the archives are

First they came for the blooper reels, and I said nothing...

Blackdraft. Blaxploitation firefighter movie.

Rise-in-the-oven meatloaf. We call it “Meast.”

Firefighter movie about drug addicts = crackdraft

Actually that works for plumbers as well

Braquedraft. Firefighting Fauvist flick.

a dating app for cinephiles. no names ages or genders displayed (in the free version), just your top 10 movies.

Could be a good system for preventing men from getting dates

A cover of Joy Division's 'Atmosphere' in the style of Russ Abbot's 'Atmosphere'.
A cover of Russ Abbot's 'Atmosphere' in the style of Joy Division's 'Atmosphere'.

Have you seen that spoof John Lewis ad

A mall kiosk called "Time's Up!" Customers wear a chef's apron and throw their arms up in the air. We take their picture and superimpose "Time's up, chefs!" on it.

mail is still delivered by a mailman but you have to fight him and win to get it each day

lol

A vidyagame where, once every 50 to 100 years, superadvanced aliens send an agent to try and establish rock n' roll on earth. You play as the agent sent at various times in Earth's history. The agent cannot advance Earth's technology to establish rock n' roll because such acceleration would lead to Earth's self-destruction. The first agent is Jesus Christ. The aliens are using rock n' roll to accelerate Earth's population growth, ultimately yielding a 'harvest' worth the long and costly space travel. The game is called Jesus Christ Rock n Roll Alien Harvester.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEUGPEVRDmU

WSB-style subreddit for pumping Franklin Mint collectors' plates