L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

The hyper-personalized home, which features an indoor waterfall, Japanese garden, and computerized uplighting, has spent more than 600 days on the market: https://t.co/MCVgQoqi6i

— Chicago magazine (@ChicagoMag) December 23, 2020

this is EXACTY who i thought owned that house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuqJnM6SVfI

Really disappointed it didn't look more like

https://i.imgur.com/uJfHKiD.jpg

a liiiiittle outside of what the thread is generally for but: ""Selling world wide clowns collection, due to illness collected over 30 years, must take complete collection,southwestern Ontario Canada 5000 plus clowns cash and carry"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/421535895684095/
30 years of collected illness is a little on the nose

lol at 30 yrs of collected illness

the precious moments mansion is just an incredible monument to narcissism, there's so much of it but it's really amazing how banal it all is.

There are some rooms in it that were so close to being nice, but they went all corporate retreat center instead

also what's with the stage lighting, do they film a lot there?

what gets me is that despite how big, fancy, and staged things are inside, the outside of the house looks like an abandoned retailer that was shuttered a few years ago

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/138957958_218488396494130_5737978931516556829_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&cb=846ca55b-311e05c7&ccb=2&_nc_sid=b9115d&_nc_ohc=2btNt4Cl8jcAX-cLNyd&_nc_oc=AQn1RE8liLCsa6FnoA4JWmsWb-BeduYMwq6gEMAKDtFaXyv6BlXYnXuYdd00HL7E6f4&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=5a9f613377f0cd4f2ce76b4bf94719af&oe=60259834

L@@K

https://www.facebook.com/groups/findahomeintennessee/permalink/454543829284678/

soddy daisy, tn

Soddy-Daisy is a good name for this style.

New house type dropped pic.twitter.com/kU8eDQzm4b

— Orville Shrek (@amcnal) January 13, 2021

lmao

"Sir, this is a _______"

https://i.imgur.com/QhBYHOo.jpg

You know, hiring Lestat Photography not a bad choice for real estate photos.

Not gonna lie, my boyhood home has one of those carpeted bedrooms with a brick wall on the inside. Happened after we enclosed the carport to make a fourth bedroom.

Room also had a window between it and the kitchen. It's still for sale, btw.

but did it have shelves over the window and a curtain-pattern wallpaper border?

Well no.

Brick on one side, paneling on the other.

Make every nightly dinner feel like a McDonaldsland birthday party

https://i.imgur.com/7uQ51q6.jpg

my friend from high school who makes way too much money bought a mcmansion with a double island like that, but his doesn't have floating diner stools so now i feel like i can clown him forever

My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.

i don't understand ... is this a tech dorm?

actually it would totally amazing if this house were to be owned by someone who did doggy day care or pet boarding and all those chairs were occupied by dogs.

I think it's someone who got yelled at "FOUR ON THE FLOOR!" too many times as a kid.

(Which will be my kid one day, but look, you should see the scuff marks...)

mormon influencer house

My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.

― pplains, Monday, February 22, 2021 4:42 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaaa otm

mormon influencer house

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, February 22, 2021 2:26 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

*shudders*

that color scheme should be named "cow"

today's winner
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/?

i told the girls the realtor was coming to take pictures but they just wouldn't leave! they love the camera i guess ;)

oh my god i lost it so loud when the mannequins show up. you gotta keep clicking......

forks otm

lol harbl

oh that is what harbl's comment is joking about hehehehehe 😬

omg that's great, first half it's just like "jesus maybe pick up a little before you take the photos intended to sell the house" and then all of a sudden it's the invasion of the mannequin women

The ambitious multiple-bed-frames-as-gaudy-fireplace-screen caught my attention.

Also I feel like these houses in this thread have distinct "house smells". Not necessarily horrifying smells or anything. Just... overt.

Many of these would make great set pieces for music videos too.

this picture is just like ... uh oh someone is losing their marbles!!

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/2d1a1a0d0bd1c0cd2b0160a3bbb81fa7-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

https://i.imgur.com/T6Jrcqa.jpg

omg

hahaha

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/6080e2a19e93058dbedd550b90a6d192-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)

lollllllll pplains

I mean, definitely a hipgnosis vibe to this Lake Tahoe duplex.

lmao

kudos plains

🖼

The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)

I've watched enough true crime shows to know that picture 8 is a murder scene cover up.

My barndomaniacs, you are not ready for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaBQ4IR79dw

well i had time to get ready because that door was opening for like 10 minutes