your terrible ideas

this is the big leagues we're talking about

santa can't be outwardly morose. he needs to convey all of that with just a touch of his nose.

need to say "ho, ho, ho" and mean "get thee to a nunnery"

well that is what the screenplay is all about, how santa's outward "jolliness" is really a defense mechanism and even, sometimes, a form of aggression. he is very often unfeeling and unresponsive: unwilling to adapt to a changing world or accept that his daughter has grown up.

"you might be able to stop time, dad, but you can't turn it back! the country can't go back!"

Sublimate

We just take your money and tell you that a Chinese man has eaten your lunch

i can't tell whether or not the above discussion is in reference to Mel Gibson's recent bad-Santa movie, stupidly titled "Fatman" and clearly SOMEone's terrible idea

The discussion is about MAGA Claus

wait is that a real thing or did you present it as a terrible idea??

It’s a terrible idea I had for a movie. Came to me all at once.

whew

Have an idea for an elaborate prank that would probably be hard to pull off involving creating a non-existent Caligula High School (maybe somewhere in Mississippi or West Texas or something) and then a campaign to rename Caligula High School, and then a counter-campaign to keep the name because we shouldn’t erase our history.

90125150: the Yes/Van Halen collaboration that no one was asking for

Rename them 9021025150 and make them the house band at the Peach Pit

A modern day spinoff of Small Wonder, which follows Vicki's brother Jamie as an adult. Vicki is no more, having been dismantled years ago at the end of her useful life, and her name and memory never come up in the show, but the loss is subtly felt throughout.

hmm, this might be a better idea than I thought
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/small-wonder-star-jerry-supiran-flat-broke-blames-stripper

a savory gingerbread house lacquered in ranch dressing, with jerky stick siding and ornamental cheese puff balls

instead of gingerbread it would be made of the same stuff as the rye chips in a bag of gardetto's

beef house

this is a good idea

you could line the eaves and windows with salmon paste

never mind, it’s bad again

https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/charcuterie-chalet-QT-1200x800-768x512.jpg

Was thinking that there should be a really terrible opportunistic “social horror” film/nu twilight zone ep called KAREN

Blumhouse will get to it this year

Soap manufacturer hiring Alanis Morissette as spokesperson to declare "You've washed your hands clean with this."

An all-drag Yes cover band called YAAAS

An all-drag Yaz coverband called YAAAAZ

A cover band that called Naked eYes.

It only plays songs by Naked Eyes and Yes.

An all-drag Yaz coverband called YAAAAZ

For all those people who can't seem to wear a mask over their nose properly - fingerless rubber gloves.

Against Twee! America's Punk Underground Plays the Music of Sarah Records

Uh, I really like that idea.

The Masked Student. A television show where a panel of humanities professors guess the student based on excerpts from their final paper.

For a second I thought I had opened the "Worst television show you watched to the bitter end" thread and was very confused

What would the curtains be made of in a beef house

mon dieu!

I was spitballing ideas for reality shows, and my proposal for a show called "Which Bird Is The Prettiest?" went down well

But I also had an idea for Survivor: Improv, which is the same as Survivor except all improv actors, all the challenges are improv related. The name of the show would be Whose Island Is It Anyway?

air your first idea in the UK maybe?

nm the game show, an island for improv actors is long overdue

Isle X

consumer-grade nuclear reactor

for the home

KIRKLAND 64-pack fuel rods

i think this is actually a good idea, which i've had for a long time, and i would put it into action except it requires technical know-how i don't have and more importantly would result in me being sued back into the stone age but: a website where i upload the commentary tracks from DVD sets/laserdiscs, and people can stream them or download them and listen to them like podcasts. all those commentary tracks have gotten lost in the streaming era and someone needs to archive them.

yeah that idea is not sufficiently terrible. try having a mini-chernobyl in your house.

The kirkland control rod tips, made from recycled sprite bottles, are just as good as the name brand control rod tips.

a twitter phenomenon called mitt's listening party where everyone hashtags in comments to mormon tabernacle choir recordings

OnlyFans, but for sharks. Call it OnlyFins.

attn: zoo marketing departments