MAGA ClausPG-13, 82 minutes
Christine Claus is a twentysomething Brooklynite. Like many millennials, the 2020 election has put her at odds with her baby boomer parents. Unlike her peers, however, Christine’s famous father has the power to reverse the election! Follow Christine as she journeys home for the holidays for the first time in years to prevent Santa Claus from colluding with Donald Trump to reverse the results of the race.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
Tim Allen already has the suit
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link
tim allen would be good. mel gibson also for a little more controversy.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
I just watched that Professor and The Madman (Oxford dictionary saga) on Netflix, it had a pretty good cast (Steve Coogan, Eddy Marsan, Sean Penn among others) and Mel Gibson's performance wiped the floor with all of them
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
:(
unpopular opinion: Mel did okay as Hamlet
― coup coup kajoo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
yeah, but hamlet is hardly as challenging or dynamic a role as santa
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
this is the big leagues we're talking about
santa can't be outwardly morose. he needs to convey all of that with just a touch of his nose.
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
need to say "ho, ho, ho" and mean "get thee to a nunnery"
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link
well that is what the screenplay is all about, how santa's outward "jolliness" is really a defense mechanism and even, sometimes, a form of aggression. he is very often unfeeling and unresponsive: unwilling to adapt to a changing world or accept that his daughter has grown up.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link
"you might be able to stop time, dad, but you can't turn it back! the country can't go back!"
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
SublimateWe just take your money and tell you that a Chinese man has eaten your lunch
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
i can't tell whether or not the above discussion is in reference to Mel Gibson's recent bad-Santa movie, stupidly titled "Fatman" and clearly SOMEone's terrible idea
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
The discussion is about MAGA Claus
― treeship., Thursday, 24 December 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link
wait is that a real thing or did you present it as a terrible idea??
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 December 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link
It’s a terrible idea I had for a movie. Came to me all at once.
― treeship., Thursday, 24 December 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
whew
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 December 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link
Have an idea for an elaborate prank that would probably be hard to pull off involving creating a non-existent Caligula High School (maybe somewhere in Mississippi or West Texas or something) and then a campaign to rename Caligula High School, and then a counter-campaign to keep the name because we shouldn’t erase our history.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 25 December 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link
90125150: the Yes/Van Halen collaboration that no one was asking for
― coup coup kajoo (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 25 December 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link
Rename them 9021025150 and make them the house band at the Peach Pit
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 26 December 2020 08:32 (three years ago) link
A modern day spinoff of Small Wonder, which follows Vicki's brother Jamie as an adult. Vicki is no more, having been dismantled years ago at the end of her useful life, and her name and memory never come up in the show, but the loss is subtly felt throughout.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
hmm, this might be a better idea than I thoughthttps://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/small-wonder-star-jerry-supiran-flat-broke-blames-stripper
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
a savory gingerbread house lacquered in ranch dressing, with jerky stick siding and ornamental cheese puff balls
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
instead of gingerbread it would be made of the same stuff as the rye chips in a bag of gardetto's
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
beef house
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
this is a good idea
― mh, Thursday, 31 December 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
you could line the eaves and windows with salmon paste
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 31 December 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
never mind, it’s bad again
― mh, Thursday, 31 December 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/charcuterie-chalet-QT-1200x800-768x512.jpg
― cat, Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
Was thinking that there should be a really terrible opportunistic “social horror” film/nu twilight zone ep called KAREN
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Friday, 1 January 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link
Blumhouse will get to it this year
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link
Soap manufacturer hiring Alanis Morissette as spokesperson to declare "You've washed your hands clean with this."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link
An all-drag Yes cover band called YAAAS
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 January 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link
An all-drag Yaz coverband called YAAAAZ
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 January 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
A cover band that called Naked eYes.
It only plays songs by Naked Eyes and Yes.
― cilantro vs. wade (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 January 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link
― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
For all those people who can't seem to wear a mask over their nose properly - fingerless rubber gloves.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
Against Twee! America's Punk Underground Plays the Music of Sarah Records
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 January 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
Uh, I really like that idea.
― emil.y, Friday, 8 January 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
The Masked Student. A television show where a panel of humanities professors guess the student based on excerpts from their final paper.
― Florida Man vs. California Bill (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 January 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link
For a second I thought I had opened the "Worst television show you watched to the bitter end" thread and was very confused
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 18 January 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
What would the curtains be made of in a beef house
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:06 (three years ago) link
mon dieu!
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:10 (three years ago) link
I was spitballing ideas for reality shows, and my proposal for a show called "Which Bird Is The Prettiest?" went down well
But I also had an idea for Survivor: Improv, which is the same as Survivor except all improv actors, all the challenges are improv related. The name of the show would be Whose Island Is It Anyway?
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 24 January 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
air your first idea in the UK maybe?
― rob, Sunday, 24 January 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link
nm the game show, an island for improv actors is long overdue
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 24 January 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link
Isle X
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link
consumer-grade nuclear reactor
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 25 January 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link
for the home