Star Wars: The Mandalorian

Great observance! I love that. Read someone else point out that the force crush thing is totally a dark technique and it emphasizes how Luke never really went full Jedi.

also possibly part of the motivation for "are you a jedi?"

"I'm going to do exactly the same thing as a Force choke, maybe even worse, but it's OK because you're a droid" - hmmmmm

Luke would be a damn good breakfast cook, force lifting the eggs into place over the grill and then gently force crushing the shells

toast via light saber proximity

You do get the idea that everyone in this universe lives off of bar food, soylent and/or campfire rotisserie

"I'm going to do exactly the same thing as a Force choke, maybe even worse, but it's OK because you're a droid" - hmmmmm

Never forget the first thing Luke does in ROTJ -- walk down the hall of Jabba's palace, get blocked by two guards and then immediately Force choke the shit out of them.

Does he? Hmm. So complicated that one.

Cloud city seemed to have fine dining options, just saying.

You do get the idea that everyone in this universe lives off of bar food, soylent and/or campfire rotisserie

except sarlaccs

xpost "We would be honored if you would join us. Uh, anyway, Boba and I already ate and we're not really thirsty."

Jedi Order got too woke for its own good before the fall of the Republic, new Jedi making up rules as they go along

“I wasn’t feeling hateful when I did that, I was just solving a problem”

"I dress in black for a REASON." *plays My Chemical Romance B-sides*

Upon reflection, how did they not end with:

Din: Hey, kid.

Grogu stops and turns back. Din reaches into a pouch and pulls out the metal ball knob from his former ship.

Din: Catch.

Din tosses the knob at Grogu. Grogu uses the force to bring the knob to his hand. Din smiles while fighting back tears. Grogu gives an approving nod before turning around to leave.

Another nice touch was showing the Bespar spear getting red hot at the touch of the Darksaber - that really added to the tension of the fight.

xp no, Din keeps the ball to remind him of the child - like parents keep their kid’s favorite stuffie to remind them of when they used to read stories together.

I do think the subject of food in Star Wars is interesting. A pal once remarked that it tends to elicit slight disgust or revulsion in the characters onscreen (even when they’re eating it).

On a basic level, I tend to wonder “when do they break to eat?” during these breakneck adventures.

a long time ago and far away metabolisms worked extremely differently

Ending was fine. My one lol was "how the fuck does a laser gatling gun jam ffs"

I imagine it’s like when the AA batteries get jostled in your remote.

The guns aren’t actually lasers anyway, they shoot blobs of stuff which certainly don’t travel at the speed of light. Seems like they need whatever stuff Chewie carried around in his bandolier.

I had kinda decided those were snacks

It was nice to see the high ceiling of a jedi's powers and the disparity with mando's own when fighting the robot trooper.

Yep. I've been watching Clone Wars (because of Mando) and I liked that Luke's skills matched up with what we saw there too - Jedis just single-handedly taking down entire droid armies.  

Jedis should be less violent and just destroy their opponents psychologically

That was sorta the lesson of both Return of the Jedi AND The Last Jedi but people keep forgetting

that’s more Hutt territory imo:

“if you don’t do what I say, I’ll make you look at my naked body while I eat live animals”

“also I might feed other actual people to my pets during the meeting”

I guess there’s still a strong element on violence there but it’s mostly just chewing

they should be less violent because of how much damage they can cause when they do get violent is the entire story of darth vader iirc

He broke a lot of dishes

And by dishes i mean younglings

I thought Anakin’s weakness came from fear/hate/jealously whatever? The Jedi do lots of violence in the prequels, they just have chill mindstates.

Anakin's weakness was a dream that Padme died in childbirth so he solved it by assuring she died in childbirth

Anakin’s root weakness was from attachments (to his mother, to his lady friend) which then led to all his other feelings of insufficiency, which led to hate, anger, etc

RotS really just an allegory for "self-fulfilling prophecy"

I can't remember Ahsoka's exact reasoning for not training Grogu but then hooking him up with Jedi Tinder. It was too dangerous, but maybe some crazy jedi will do it anyway? And then it won't be dangerous? Or it will still be dangerous but not her fault?

Or she knew Luke had mastered his own shit and would have to train Grogu but also didn't want to give Mando Luke's cell directly bc maybe Grogu ain't Luke's type?

Yeah, I think she said something like she couldn't handle training him but maybe a Jedi master could.

maybe Luke talked to Ahsoka on the "surviving Jedi Zoom" and she mentioned he came by and Luke said "great, how's the training going", and she said "oh I'm not training him, it's too big a risk" and Luke said "the fuck? you just let him go?" and Ahsoka asked him to stop questioning her decision making and he said that it's every Jedi's job to question decision-making and Ahsoka asked 'well what the fuck does that mean' and Luke said "that when a Jedi does something patently stupid, other Jedi should call them on it" and Ahsoka said Luke was being toxic and Luke said 'just tell me who had Grogu, i'll find him' and farted and left

in reality tho he summoned those Jedi on that mountain and I guess that made them know where he was after he got kidnapped or something, like a Jedi GPS

Ahsoka was saying his attachment to Mando presented the same liability I mentioned just now - which is also demonstrated by the moment in season 1 when he chokes Cara for arm wrestling Mando - but she gives him a tip just to fulfill her part of the deal and make the kid somebody else’s problem.

Ethics are tough!

see that is my point. It seems like Jedi move should have been something like kill mando and sign Grogu up for macaron classes.

Jedi are always making mistakes

If Jedi didn’t fuck up a lot then there would be none of this

You’re like my wife when we try to watch stuff about spies. I always have to remind her that if this was about competent intelligence professionals there’d be no show

I want to watch a Chef's Table for Jedi

just Jedi flawlessly making great decisions in slow motion to Vivaldi

but Patriot is fantastic, too, yeah

“here’s master cecchini demonstrating how he just cuts up the whole space cow with his lightsaber and doesn’t add any seasoning and yet his guests still love it”

Just watched this again (my wife had been doing something productive on Friday night, and wanted to see it now). It’s so good.

A nice detail is how the clone scientists guy’s ear is visibly singed the next time you see him, after Cara Dune shoots it off (guess that guy just stays in the shuttle for the rest of the action?).

One thing I don’t get is how the dark troopers seem to have trooper babies when they’re out floating in space... there couldn’t have been more than 20 of them originally.

The shots of the TIE fighters being deployed were also pretty awesome.

I’m intrigued by those transparent ray shields(?) which just sort of keep outer space out, but stormtroopers can fall to their deaths through them and the dark troopers can breach them from the other direction. Feels more sci-fi than Star Wars usually gets, but I imagine there’s a precedent somewhere.

Using weak shields to keep atmospheric pressure is definitely a thing - I wasn’t surprised by it, but you’d need a poster with the eidetic memory of sic to find the specific Clone Wars / Rebels episodes where it’s shown.

There were definitely at least 36 Death Troopers in that chamber imo. “Platoon” (as Gideon calls it) is a flexible measure of unit strength but wiki says it’s usually 50 and can even be 100. I was in the air force, we didn’t use the word platoon except to describe things we were going to transport / drop munitions on.