Star Wars: The Mandalorian

his battle with Mando and immediate change from arrogance to pants-pissing fear when our Deus Ex Machina shows up was great!

lol at everyone killing literally everyone else they see except giancarlo

giancarlo should’ve grown out his mustache a bit more for optimal twirling

i don’t think i mean this as an insult but his campy OTT-ness reminds me of a human villain in a muppet movie

They should’ve switched it. Herzegovina should’ve been the big boss.

Can we get Dolph Lundgren as a heavy

the hair and mustache made me want moff gideon to break into 'minnie the moocher' or 'reefer man' at any moment

Just noticed my typo.

nu Star Wars could stand to have a lot more muppety feeling stuff imo.

it's time to shoot our blasters
it's time to smite the Knights

his campy OTT-ness reminds me of a human villain in a muppet movie

This is OTM – and not just due to the way he plays it, but also because he was almost literally kidnapping a muppet!

the hair and mustache made me want moff gideon to break into 'minnie the moocher' or 'reefer man' at any moment

...have you guys seen Fresh? Great movie.

Mando: “I know you can tell me where Escobar is hiding. Now speak up!”
Moff Gideon: “Have you tried my fried chicken?”

How badly do I need the next SW movie to have Force Ghost Obi-Wan and Force Ghost Yoda in the Waldorf and Statler roles

haaha yes

also until last night reading here it thought his name was "moth" which was great somehow

the hair and mustache made me want moff gideon to break into 'minnie the moocher' or 'reefer man' at any moment

― joygoat, Sunday, December 20, 2020 7:31 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

CGI Jake Blues docks via retired police cruiser. CGI John Candy orders orange whips for everybody at the bridge.

They all breath a sigh of relief until Jake's former fiancee arrives

I didn't hate this. I don't understand why people do. It was nice to see the high ceiling of a jedi's powers and the disparity with mando's own when fighting the robot trooper. It gave purpose to the whole endeavor. Up to then, mando seemed to be just as good as a jedi. Someone even hired him to kill one.

Yes, and it reinforces that these are secondary Star Wars tales and the 'Episodes' really are the main story.

It really did feel like the first time I truly appreciated what it means to be a Jedi, in terms of combat skill.

(and also what makes a lightsaber so special)

have you seen the prequels?

Yeah, but it never registered the way it does here. Maybe because they’re filled with Jedi slicing & dicing thru droids like butter (from the very first scene of Ep. I). The contrast here had real frisson, as Sufjan said.

It really did feel like the first time I truly appreciated what it means to be a Jedi, in terms of combat skill.

It was right up to the edge of being a bit much but I confess I enjoyed the Force-crush of the final Death Trooper.

Great observance! I love that. Read someone else point out that the force crush thing is totally a dark technique and it emphasizes how Luke never really went full Jedi.

also possibly part of the motivation for "are you a jedi?"

"I'm going to do exactly the same thing as a Force choke, maybe even worse, but it's OK because you're a droid" - hmmmmm

Luke would be a damn good breakfast cook, force lifting the eggs into place over the grill and then gently force crushing the shells

toast via light saber proximity

You do get the idea that everyone in this universe lives off of bar food, soylent and/or campfire rotisserie

"I'm going to do exactly the same thing as a Force choke, maybe even worse, but it's OK because you're a droid" - hmmmmm

Never forget the first thing Luke does in ROTJ -- walk down the hall of Jabba's palace, get blocked by two guards and then immediately Force choke the shit out of them.

Does he? Hmm. So complicated that one.

Cloud city seemed to have fine dining options, just saying.

You do get the idea that everyone in this universe lives off of bar food, soylent and/or campfire rotisserie

except sarlaccs

xpost "We would be honored if you would join us. Uh, anyway, Boba and I already ate and we're not really thirsty."

Jedi Order got too woke for its own good before the fall of the Republic, new Jedi making up rules as they go along

“I wasn’t feeling hateful when I did that, I was just solving a problem”

"I dress in black for a REASON." *plays My Chemical Romance B-sides*

Upon reflection, how did they not end with:

Din: Hey, kid.

Grogu stops and turns back. Din reaches into a pouch and pulls out the metal ball knob from his former ship.

Din: Catch.

Din tosses the knob at Grogu. Grogu uses the force to bring the knob to his hand. Din smiles while fighting back tears. Grogu gives an approving nod before turning around to leave.

Another nice touch was showing the Bespar spear getting red hot at the touch of the Darksaber - that really added to the tension of the fight.

xp no, Din keeps the ball to remind him of the child - like parents keep their kid’s favorite stuffie to remind them of when they used to read stories together.

I do think the subject of food in Star Wars is interesting. A pal once remarked that it tends to elicit slight disgust or revulsion in the characters onscreen (even when they’re eating it).

On a basic level, I tend to wonder “when do they break to eat?” during these breakneck adventures.

a long time ago and far away metabolisms worked extremely differently

Ending was fine. My one lol was "how the fuck does a laser gatling gun jam ffs"

I imagine it’s like when the AA batteries get jostled in your remote.

The guns aren’t actually lasers anyway, they shoot blobs of stuff which certainly don’t travel at the speed of light. Seems like they need whatever stuff Chewie carried around in his bandolier.

I had kinda decided those were snacks

It was nice to see the high ceiling of a jedi's powers and the disparity with mando's own when fighting the robot trooper.

Yep. I've been watching Clone Wars (because of Mando) and I liked that Luke's skills matched up with what we saw there too - Jedis just single-handedly taking down entire droid armies.  

Jedis should be less violent and just destroy their opponents psychologically