HEY JEWS

Yes, it does.

Hey Jews! I am making latkes tonight.

Happy 10th night of Chanukah.

It is a miracle, there is still oil for frying latkes on the 10th day

I happened to put a tree for Pagan Winter Solstice. Planning on cooking some matzoh ball soup too

My wife is Jewish and I’m a devout atheist with a fondness for Christmas stuff. We did the xmas thing together and when we had kids we started doing Hanukkah as wife started to get back into the faith. Now we’re stuck doing both holidays with my birthday, my wife’s and my dad’s birthdays all n December. It is TOO MUCH and I regret not getting off the Christmas train when I had the chance. UGH.

Just a note that it is not "Miss Fanny Bride" in Jingle Bells, but "Miss Fanny Bright." Which makes it a little more naughty seeming.

The luminaries looked lovely last night, btw. I didn't realize it wasn't just our block but I guess 150+ blocks around here that banded together to do it. It was nice strolling around, looking at the solstice lights, listening to the solstice carols, checking out all the solstice decorations, lit-up solstice trees in the windows ...

My solstice latkes were delicious

We cleaned the wax off and put away our solstice menorahs last night.

it is not "Miss Fanny Bride" in Jingle Bells, but "Miss Fanny Bright."

this version rhymes "bright" with "side", which is just a shitty rhyme. which prompts the question, what was wrong with those people?

Drunk.

Today I learned, just now, from wikipedia:

Music historian James Fuld notes that "the word jingle in the title and opening phrase is apparently an imperative verb." In the winter in New England in pre-automobile days, it was common to adorn horses' harnesses with straps bearing bells as a way to avoid collisions at blind intersections, since a horse-drawn sleigh in snow makes almost no noise.

So it was more like, Jingle, bells, jingle! Jingle all the way!!"

Got take out dim sum last night (where the restaurant wished me a merry Christmas), the kids built these gingerbread house kits we bought from a local bakery (they've never built them before; one got so frustrated at her broken house that she literally resorted to a hot glue gun, the other's was so top heavy it collapsed on itself), prepared breakfast for 30 for a homeless shelter, watched Wonder Woman stink it up, listened to a half-assed lecture about Jews on Christmas (which offered so many reasons for the Chinese restaurant tradition but somehow missed *because they're open*), picked through cookies and other stuff gifted from all the neighbors. A fine not-Christmas was had by all.

The night before we went to a friend's backyard for a modified Feast of the Seven Fishes thing. It was 17 degrees The oysters and shrimp cocktails literally froze, but I got to put to good use one of my hanukah presents, a heated vest with a light that pulses and glows like a tiny little Iron Man generator.

I didn't realize that the member of the New York Dolls band who just died from cancer, Syl Sylvain (not his full birth name) was an Egyptian Jew who ended up in the US with his family. I think they left Egypt when it started to be a little uncomfortable there for Jews shortly after the formation of the country of Israel in 1948

Hey Jews who observe the not-quite-minor-but-still-not-totally-mainstream-holidays. Happy Purim!

Topical elements of our synagogue's Purim Shpiel last night (all on Zoom):

- Vashti refused to show up in-person and maskless for the king's party, choosing instead to participate remotely via Zoom, prompting him to find a new queen
- Vashti + Fauci = Faucti, played by congregant & chief infectious disease specialist at local hospital
- Q Haman

Forced and awkward puns and lots of corniness, as is the tradition, but got a few chuckles out of me

Our temple did a cool cross cultural exchange:

"Beyond the Hamantaschen - The Scroll of Esther begins with an account of Ahasuerus’s kingdom and tells us his kingdom stretched mei Hodu ad Kush, from India to Ethiopia. So… for Purim this year we are offering take-out food delivered to the parking lot from Mantra by Indian Garden and Addis Café."

wow, nice! 2 of my favorite cuisines. and this is definitely one of the holidays that could use some gastronomic updating. will push for similar here next year (though i live in a total, um, food desert for Ethiopian)

AITA: My husband (35m) made a huge party with his friends and got super drunk and asked me (32f) to come by wearing just a crown and I said I don’t want to go. His evil advisor (49m) is suggesting he kill me but like idk his party seemed stupid. AITA?

— Dr. Hannah Lebovits (@HannahLebovits) February 21, 2021

Q Haman is great

My housemates and I finally got around to making hamantaschen yesterday. We really upped our game this year; one housemate made the poppyseed filling herself instead of buying it in a can, we had some savory ones with caramelized onions, and I wanted a really sour filling for some of them so I cooked down sour cherries with sugar and thickened them with flour, so that basically they were little sour cherry hand pies.

nice! sour cherry sound fantastic. in my house we're making them with an 8-year-old and a 6-year-old so it's strawberry and apricot jelly right out of the jar at the moment lol. I look forward to branching into more refined tastes in coming years!

They were really good, I was very happy with them. We did some apricot jelly out of the jar as well, for tradition's sake. And some fig jam and goat cheese, which I haven't tried yet but have high hopes for.

all those hamentaschen sound incredible lily

My sister (in England) really wanted to make them with prune and poppy seed fillings, but says she has never seen either for sale there. I guess it never occurred to her to ... make it.

L'shana Tovah! Zoomed a service today; and then had dinner with Mom , my son and his gf. Was a little different without my Dad who passed away last November. My wife and I did the cooking.

Services were nice today, a nice return. I did have a chilling thought, though, when I looked around the maybe half-full sanctuary (many were at home, streaming, no doubt wary of return) and thought, imagine if all those missing people had been taken by the pandemic? I feel very fortunate that so many were absent by choice.

Virtual services for us. Kids service in the morning with our 6 & 11 year daughters. Grown folks service was a little later and we made the older kid sit through it. At times she was twitchy and desperately looking for a distraction but occasionally I could see the words were hitting her hard. She was teary-eyed when the rabbi spoke of the hardships of the past year. It meant a lot that something said during a service registered with her.

Our synagogue is, uh, blessed to have a lot of outdoor space and set up a huge tent on a grassy field and did in-person outdoors. Masks required, vax and reservation required for first day of the holiday but honor system the second day b/c no reservations. It was really nice. Humorously, the COVID Task Force implemented a "no shmoozing" rule to avoid close contact - you could socialize once you were out of the physical vicinity of the service but they didn't want people congregating. There was absolutely beautiful weather here in western Mass, which really made the experience.

fwiw, ours had masks required, and while I assume most if not all were vaxxed, there was not a vaccine requirement. The sanctuary was divided in half, more or less, with the front half marked as not/less socially distanced and the back half spread out and more explicitly socially distanced, but because it was nowhere near capacity those is the front could spread out and/or pod up with friends if they wanted. The kids and their services were all outside. The rabbis acknowledged that everyone has their own degree of comfort, and that no one should put themselves in a position that made them feel unsafe, but I think everyone was OK with how things went.

Outdoor under a tent, masked, really nice to do it not on the screen and I'm not even that religious

Great service today, felt weirdly special. We had temple member Tavi Gevinson's mom (who is a Norwegian convert who moonlights as a Hebrew tutor) chant the Haftorah, we had temple member blues singer Joanna Connor perform (contextualized by a great sermon about how it's sometimes OK to feel bad), we got the great news that since the pandemic broke out there has not been a single outbreak among the kids in the preschool, and that after planning for the financial worst the temple not only didn't have to cut its budget but actually received *more* donations. And then to top it all off we had the junior rabbi forget to turn his wireless mic off when he went to lead the kids service outside so, just like in "The Naked Gun," we heard his disembodied upbeat voice reverberating through the hall. The main rabbi even joked we were lucky he didn't use the bathroom.

From a Smithsonian Folklife article “The modern potato latke was not inevitable “

While the incorporation of the potato in European diets introduced Jewish home cooks to a new potential ingredient for their latkes, the invention of Crisco in 1911 spurred further cooking options. In Eastern Europe, latkes were historically fried in schmaltz, rendered poultry fat. Observant Jews following the laws of kashrut do not eat meat and dairy products in the same meal, so latkes cooked in schmaltz could only be eaten alongside meat or non-dairy dishes. Crisco is made from vegetable oils and seeds, and thus is parve (neither meat nor dairy). Thanks to this technological change, Jewish cooks had the option of frying and eating latkes in a new way

https://folklife.si.edu/magazine/foodways-holidays-hanukkah-latkes?fbclid=IwAR0qg6QMc25A1tJEBcMmaWMsH7lqwuNVWYNYjFqSnkouV2mwlH7Zf2YDdI0

I am now thinking about how delicious a schmaltz-fried latke must be

Yesterday my daughter told me a teacher of hers wished her and another Jewish student a "Happy Seventh Night!" My daughter told the teacher it wasn't the seventh night, it was the third. The teacher furrowed her brow, said oh, then asked, well, doesn't Hanukkah last seven nights? And my daughter said ... no.

Another Jewish student in a different class was asked by a classmate if she was from Israel. The girl said no. The other kid then followed up with "but aren't you Jewish?" And the first said yeah. And the other kid asked "but how could you be Jewish if you're not from Israel?" (This is 9th grade, btw, not 1st grade). The first girl said you don't have to be from Israel to be Jewish, her family was mostly from Poland, and the second kid, shocked, said "Poland? But Poland isn't a Jewish country!"

Then there was an online discussion my kid saw, so buyer beware, but the gist was someone was convinced Hanukkah had something to do with Hitler, and a person righteously corrected them and explained that, no, Hanukkah had nothing to do with Hitler. Hanukkah was about something that happened thousands of years ago, whereas Hitler had to do with the Holocaust ... "in the '90s."

Last was my same daughter's objection to people that say "Happy Hanukkah, to all that celebrate." And she was super annoyed, because no one ever says "Merry Christmas, to all that celebrate." It's always for non-Christian holidays, and it comes off sooooo patronizing.

Anyway. Happy Hanukkah.

no one ever says "Merry Christmas, to all that celebrate.

I do!

happy samhain, to all who slaughter livestock

hag sameach to all, even the losers and the haters

more latke history:

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/12/the-great-latke-lie/420018/

I always assumed it was different in other parts of North America but after growing up in BC I am never shocked by gentile ignorance of even the most basic facts about Judaism

gotta whole latke love

Huh:

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/dec/25/bambi-cute-lovable-vulnerable-or-a-dark-parable-of-antisemitic-terror?fbclid=IwAR3rte1amicW2qK0nkL54vbMpPxmoRuP9Z3s8c9Ap2PPlSImEiPxrCzA6Kc

It’s a saccharine sweet story about a young deer who finds love and friendship in a forest. But the original tale of Bambi, adapted by Disney in 1942, has much darker beginnings as an existential novel about persecution and antisemitism in 1920s Austria.

Now, a new translation seeks to reassert the rightful place of Felix Salten’s 1923 masterpiece in adult literature and shine a light on how Salten was trying to warn the world that Jews would be terrorised, dehumanised and murdered in the years to come. Far from being a children’s story, Bambi was actually a parable about the inhumane treatment and dangerous precariousness of Jews and other minorities in what was then an increasingly fascist world, the new translation will show.

In 1935, the book was banned by the Nazis, who saw it as a political allegory on the treatment of Jews in Europe and burned it as Jewish propaganda. “The darker side of Bambi has always been there,” said Jack Zipes, professor emeritus of German and comparative literature at the University of Minnesota and translator of the forthcoming book.

Shana Tova.

Zooming Romemu Brooklyn service as I like the Rabbi who used to be near me at 6th & I in Washington DC

Rabbinical lol this morning: "Today we are celebrating the creation of the world 5783 years ago. Of course, some of those years were much longer than others. Like the last two."

Ha.

The rabbi in the service I viewed addressed that joke's concept in a more serious way and noted that someone said he was very negative. He asserted that is just how things are, and that despite all the painful negativity around us, we have to work on changing ourselves for the better and that the atmosphere around us would eventually change but we need to be patient. He quoted a Fugees lyric as part of this sermon (while acknowledging that might date him)

which lyric?

there's a latke cart near my house so i thought i'd go out there to celebrate the high holy days. i asked them to give me the most popular thing on their menu. they gave me a bacon latke.

not really a big jewish population around these parts, i don't think.

"The latkes here are treyf... and the portions, oy, so small!"

whoopsie

KFC’s German branch has apologized for seeming to encourage its customers to mark the anniversary of Kristallnacht — the notorious Nazi pogrom against Jews — by eating chicken, saying that a promotional message was sent in error as a result of an automated push notification.

The pogrom that began on Nov. 9, 1938, is known as the night of broken glass, and is widely commemorated as the start of the Holocaust. It was a coordinated assault on German Jews and their homes, businesses and synagogues. On Wednesday, KFC Germany sent a message to users of its app with the title “Anniversary of the Reich’s pogrom night,” according to reports in the German news media and screen shots of the promotion that circulated widely on Twitter. The message invited customers to enjoy “tender cheese with crispy chicken.”