his sinuses are so rammed with coke that his vowels are squeezed to half-width
― huge rant (sic), Monday, 14 December 2020 07:43 (three years ago) link
That’s just barroom drunk right there. Still incredibly funny. Hope he keeps spiraling.
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
he always sounds like he's about to cry.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 December 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link
He sounds like he's actively trying to sound more like his dad.
― peace, man, Monday, 14 December 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
the way he says "nothing shady at all" definitely sounds like his dad
― real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link
my immediate thought was oh he's straight aping his dad now, it's a v weird contrivance
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link
Don Jr's puppetmaster put his hand up further than usual today
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 December 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
The way he says "tied to China".
― peace, man, Monday, 14 December 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
He sounds like a bad imitation of James Austin Johnson's Trump impression.
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 14 December 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
Is there a German word for 'recognizing and having a microscopic glimmer of empathy for the fact that a broken person is the product of abuse but still being all like fuck that shitty walking garbage pile who's chosen to shit their damage all over other people rather than doing a single thing to fix themselves'?
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 December 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
well, there is such a thing as Trümpferhaufenmitleidenschaftsschadenfreude...
― im-polite-post-post-post-pomo (breastcrawl), Monday, 14 December 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
It looks to me like a bad imitation of the Bad Lip Reading videos that were popular during the 2016 campaign. The voice doesn't match the lip motions.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 14 December 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Does he have somewhere to stay tonight? Poor guy.. maybe he can crash in Randy Quaid's double-wide.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 14 December 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
Appears to be quarantining in a Motel 6.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 December 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link
If what he says is true, I don't see how the Electoral College in good conscience can vote for Hunter Biden.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 14 December 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link