cursed images: let's get together and pin down the aesthetic!

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pigs in blankets, angels on horseback, frankincense, myrrh, things of that nature

mark s, Friday, 11 December 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link

Sacrilicious.

nickn, Friday, 11 December 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

subtitled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28raec1mgqA

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

what in the fuuuuuuuuuuck

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

So that did not make me want to drink RC cola

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

his face when the ice hits the glasses

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

It's rare that I encounter something so bizarre that I actually gasp upon encountering it.

That was like a hallucination you have just before you die.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

TH, that looks delicious. More blursed than cursed imo.

pomenitul, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

that ad is high art

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 December 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

i would read someone's termp paper about it tbqh

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

term

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

no i think you got it right the first time

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

This ad has been following me around the internet today (tbf, I *do* soon turn 52):

https://i.imgur.com/VJqfZYJ.png

Translation for non-Nordics:


100% regeneration of joints in 20 minutes

[cursed image]

Elbow and knee joints did not leave him in peace.
200% mobility in joints he got after 1 use

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 13 December 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

200% mobility sounds like a bad thing

koogs, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

(in joints)

koogs, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

same energy:

November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she does not leave the lizard alone

— ℮ﭐՀՀﭐᎠ (@danababy97) April 5, 2016

mark s, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Sorry, but we poor humans will never get to experience a 30-90 minute orgasm, that's just how it is.

pomenitul, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

No meed to thank me explicitly, I can sense your deep gratitude

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 13 December 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

I was just trying to put it into words

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 13 December 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

c:\cursed\misspiggy\

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Sunday, 13 December 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

Did u just hack my pc

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 13 December 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

haha hmm i like noah berlatsky usually

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

He’s right about this. Miss Piggy would regularly hit and physically intimidate Kermit.

treeship., Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

Shocked upon recalling the atrocities Jerry used to visit upon Tom.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

what i was trying to post before

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpSpYy2UUAMHcJQ?format=jpg&name=900x900

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

alice shoulda left ralph a long time ago

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

here, guests can book a virtual appointment with a hairdresser for a one-on-one "COVID cut" session, and be instructed on how to style their hair into the "golden M", a branded reinvisioning of an iconic 1990's haircut.

post-lockdown plans for this location are currently unknown pic.twitter.com/NF84qiO6Vb

— nonstandard mcdonald's (@nonstandardmcd) December 16, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

i believe that cut is formally known as the Zachary Ty Bryan

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

haha hmm i like noah berlatsky usually

FP'd

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hdf55At.jpg

||||||||, Thursday, 17 December 2020 11:16 (three years ago) link

no

The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Thursday, 17 December 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link

I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad.
I could not stop thinking about it.
Here is the culmination of a week long effort. pic.twitter.com/tMVutcj9H8

— neo-cannolialist (@thatfrood) December 6, 2020

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 17 December 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

Even before I read the description or saw that foodstrosity with my eyes, I felt that there was something very cursed about the name 'King's Hand'.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Hand_of_Glory.jpg

mark s, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:37 (three years ago) link

hand of glory in a museum in (inevitably) whitby

mark s, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:37 (three years ago) link

https://kottke.org/plus/misc/images/thundergirl_02.jpg

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link


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