Walk away softly, that's the pedi-cure
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
Droll
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
That's a real ped xing!
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link
StDroll
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
pedophiles, the lot of you
― sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
it's paedophiles
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link
Stop being so paedantic.
― Tizer Beyoncé (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link
it's pædantic
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
I rewatched Avatar last night and it is both totally captivating and such egregious horseshit
― DJP, Sunday, December 13, 2020 4:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
^^ i've already said my piece all over this thread but this. it's also still the most effective example of theatrical 3D to date
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, December 14, 2020 11:38 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It still cracks me up that the primary theme of the movie is "got a problem? CONNECT IT TO YOUR SPACE DICK"
― DJP, Monday, December 14, 2020 11:52 AM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link
Play Bobby Dylan, play Murder Most FoulYou're still playing it, it takes round an hour
― loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Tuesday, December 15, 2020 9:09 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:37 (three years ago) link
so true
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link
Seems like there must be a host of movies whose central problem could be solved with googling.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:55 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
certainly Google would have saved all that time looking for the Maltese Falcon
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:56 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
could've checked the seller rating too
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:57 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Thats five star stuff imo
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=who+is+keyser+soze
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 19 December 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
Sorry for the insider I Love Hoops joke, but it's too good not to offer:
Kawhi Leonard, referencing his own potential free agency, said he's "just focused on this season." Added that: "If I stay healthy, the best decision is to decline the player option but it doesn't mean I'm staying or leaving." — Andrew Greif (@AndrewGreif) December 21, 2020
Added that: "If I stay healthy, the best decision is to decline the player option but it doesn't mean I'm staying or leaving."
— Andrew Greif (@AndrewGreif) December 21, 2020
oh ok
― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
bored man gets paid
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu)
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 21 December 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
I got that one!
― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 21 December 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
feel like some people know it as the
*heart in a blender song*the 'beautiful oblivion' song*the 'rendezvous then I'm through with you' song*the 'terrible' song
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:16 AM
It’s not that terrible. As a kid I liked it because it had the word “rendezvous” and a few other long words.
― treeship., Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:18 AM
you must have *loved* Bad Religion
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:20 AM
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 December 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
this is one of those threads that I am too old to feel anything about. ... This is a good part of getting older.
― sarahell, Thursday, 24 December 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII)Posted: December 24, 2020 at 5:44:14 PMmerry merry ilx!may your ribcage make for manger and your heart a throbbing Christ-baby
― the thing that the angry Left forbids (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 25 December 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link
Seriously though who does not get amped hearing Gonna Fly Now
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, December 26, 2020 6:34 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
...raises hand.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Saturday, December 26, 2020 6:35 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Gonna cry now
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, December 26, 2020 6:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Saturday, 26 December 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
lol
― brimstead, Sunday, 27 December 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link
ain’t gonna fly now, he’s just takin up space /threw his gloves - and his eggs - down the drain!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 27 December 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link
yeah users moving from tumblr to twitter is an underrated aspect of some of the more truly insane developments in the discourse
Tumblr porn ban truly underrated butterfly effect here
― scampish inquisition (gyac)
What furries hath we unleashed
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac)
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link
schumer announced he was going to fire the sergeant at arms on inauguration day, so he put his 2 weeks in
― Karl Malone, Thursday, January 7, 2021 2:33 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
there are two.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, January 7, 2021 7:35 PM (two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
i mean people have two arms so it makes sense
― dean bad (map)
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
two thumbs up
― rob, Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link
i just don't understand why there are two sergeant at arms
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
two chambers
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link
excuse me there are 36 CHAMBERS
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link
https://i.gifer.com/19Ia.gif
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link
sergeant at arms coming out as bicameral
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
The Q-Shaman with the horned hat and face paint has been arrested in Phoenix, AZ.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:16 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
time to graduate from bovine university
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:17 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
the guy with the zip ties was identified because of his expensive gear, works at Kid Rock's bar in Nashville (allegedly, obv) - https://imgur.com/gallery/vvxWvt5― StanM, Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:34 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkoh god no not a kid rock fan― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:38 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― StanM, Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:34 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh god no not a kid rock fan
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:38 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link
Karl MalonePosted: January 9, 2021 at 3:53:19 PMno, i gotcha - it's not the most solid argument. but please, see some of my earlier, better arguments. i am more of a tracks poster than an album post
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 January 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link
Is zip-tie guy the same guy who claimed to have just "found" a zip tie on the floor and picked it up, or is that a different guy?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 9 January 2021 23:00 (three years ago) link
different guy. that was an air force veteran. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/air-force-veteran-identified-as-capitol-rioter-carrying-zip-ties-on-senate-floor
― StanM, Saturday, 9 January 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link
this is the one I was talking about: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ktidad/zip_tie_guy_brought_his_mom_to_the_insurrection/
― StanM, Saturday, 9 January 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link
#onethread
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Sunday, 10 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
#sameoldziptie
― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Sunday, 10 January 2021 00:48 (three years ago) link
hitlr
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:11 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:14 (three years ago) link
if im a politician im investing in a normal guy costume about now― lag∞n, Sunday, January 10, 2021 7:12 PM
hit up Kelly Loeffler's etsy
― shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, January 10, 2021 7:25 PM
Great callback to the Loeffler in jeans and checked "work" shirt twitter post.
― nickn, Monday, 11 January 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link
From the US politics thread, a welcome diversion:
even their messages of contrition bear traces of someone who is obsessed with 5G conspiracy theories― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2021 18:41
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2021 18:41
Man if only the contrition bear were with us now― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 18:42
― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 18:42
― epistantophus, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link
i smiled at that at the time but still don't understand, lol. but it's ok, i don't need to understand
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link
It reminded me of hearing "The Holly and the ivy" and wanting to see the Holly Bears.
― Mark G, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link
Just enjoying the idea of an anthropomorphic contrition bear, sounds like something maybe the russian orthodox church has instead of idk the easter bunny or whatever
― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link
Karl: think dmac was having a play on your previous post
Karl Malone wrote this on thread And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021 on board I Love Everything on Jan 11, 2021
even their messages of contrition bear traces of someone who is obsessed with 5G conspiracy theories
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link
медведь раскаяния iirc.
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link
heeey, macarena
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link
Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (have mercy on us)Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (have mercy on us)Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (grant us peace)
― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link
Ask and you shall receive:
https://www.amazon.ca/Great-gift-celebrate-Sacrament-Reconciliation/dp/B0062QVQQS
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link
Don't forget to put your notes of remorse under your pillow so the contrition bear will leave you a dollar reward, Billy
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link