local businesses with horribly formed "names"

The name is bad enough, but the logo looks like an actual turd.

They should really team up with these folks: local businesses with horribly formed "names"

The name is bad enough, but the logo looks like an actual turd.

― epistantophus, Tuesday, December 8, 2020 9:09 AM bookmarkflaglink

Nutty Butt Cakes

Dog groomers in airdrie called captain dugwash

:/

https://tableagent.s3.amazonaws.com/media/originals/2985_7575.jpg

Misread ar 'creepery'. Like, a place for creeps and creeping.

loooool that's amazing

There used to be a breakfast place in the Castro (SF) called Squat & Gobble too (its looong gone now)

The Bread Pitt ( bakery) here in Amsterdam

ahaha

The Holy Grill

Hm. That’s seems to be a common one.

is there a Grill Marcus

Grin and Bear Grylls DDS

it's defunct now but there used to be a videography/motion picture editing business around here called Edithead

woulda gone with Eraserhead but what do i know

There's an optometrist here called AccessorEyes, but I never felt it was horrible enough for this thread.

https://www.accessoreyesoptometry.net/uploads/4/1/5/1/41516421/6274419.jpg

You were wrong, it is :)

It didn't quite meet the level of the child's party violinist who went by "the Kiddy Fiddler."

http://www.sewitseams.uk.com/images/belfast_small.jpg

Sew it Seams

amazing!
I refuse to believe in 'the Kiddy Fiddler'

The post I responded to where I made that joke is a dead link now, but it was something on that line (though not as one-the-nose).

Intended to evoke Peyton Place, I guess, but instead conjures an image of Peyton Manning receiving a lap dance.

― Josefa, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:14 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

His brother looks cute on that billboard though.

― pplains, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:16 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I don't know how anyone could ever feel comfortable leaving their kids at a daycare called Little Kiddies.

― Gumming The Fun Tunnel (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:18 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

"Are you ready to hear some some violin music, children? Well let's have a round of applause for the Kiddie Fiddler!"

― nickn, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:41 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Surprise Laundry, Brooklyn, ca. 1940.

local businesses with horribly formed "signs"

https://i.ibb.co/NNGrDQ4/received-762882271304988.jpg

I've been inside this place

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/c8/81/e7c881c0d5de30c907a291c188cd20ad.jpg

Performing or spectating?

is this a Mamet piece

i actually think this is amazing:

https://i.imgur.com/hXxGo7Y.png

A new business just opened two doors down from our local Nothing Bundt Cakes (with the typeface that looks like it says "butt" and the logo that looks like poop).

What's the new place called?

It's called...

iCream Yogurt & Crepes

Slogan: you don't want a butt cake? Okay, I (will) cream (in your) yogurt.

Missed opportunity for Oliver Tan.

wait, that's for real?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/icream-yogurt-and-crepe-falls-church-5

iDrink Your Milkshake

this maybe belongs on "your terrible ideas" but i have the notion for a charming, quirky, vaguely dated coffee shop named "Knowing Beans, Knowing Brew"

In a story about Alamo Drafthouse:

"Variety reports that Alamo’s Chapter 11 filing is part of a purchase agreement with previous investors Altamont Capital Partners..."

Altamontamo

https://www.thefrenchlettuce.com

Is there any way this is not a pun on 'French Letter'?

Why would you want to associated any shop (with the possible exception of an adult store) with condoms?

They don't even have any products that feature lettuce, they are fucking bakeries.

Pottonmouth is a cannabis store in the small town of Valley Junction, OR. My theory is the owners were stoned when they invented the name.

I saw a hair removal shop called reWAXation the other day

More of a horribly formed sign, but worth a gander

I’m sorry....what kind of store?? pic.twitter.com/oDoj87g3Of

— mariana Z (@mariana057) April 10, 2021

Local businesses' menu items with horribly formed "names"

I give you the "Warm Nutted Goat Cheese Salad"

https://i.ibb.co/xJk3Y0M/IMG-20210427-182127.jpg
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xp to 420 thread, everything about this Dallas "toasted" sub establishment and promotional video is horribly formed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ-91BPhciA

Theres a handful of Cheba Huts in AZ. Guess they are expanding!

the subs are pretty good

I know about it because I passed one in Austin the other day

tbh, I laughed when I saw it, but then looking at their website brought the full on cringe

the one by ASU was the original i think. always packed with college students.

tighten up, hippies!