TS: Han Solo v. Indiana Jones

I feel like I'm short shifting Indy here but seriously, evil Indy in the Temple of Doom=not good.

We each have our mental scarring about something. (To be honest I didn't remember who the hell it was until someone else pointed it out to me a few years back.)

Mosquito Coast jerk hippie with his son who turns out to be his YOUNGER SELF in Indy 3 vs. Presumed Innocent's "This is a trial about something or other because I fucked around a bit. Mm, garden tools."

"Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. A JEDI KNIGHT? I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur."

xpost miccio, seriously, I'm mail bombing you for the suggestion of a Jar Jar Binks family.

You forgot that the word "BOY" points the end of that line like a knife aimed at Luke's crotch.

Also, and this really ends the discussion,

"I know."

http://dorkafork.com/myimages/starwars/hancheney.jpg

Yeah, great at getting us into trouble...

Right now, I'm digging Han.

we billed it to the client, too (under "office conference")!

Elsa: [Kisses Indy] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[Punches Indy]
Indiana Jones: I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor Henry Jones: So did I.

Professor Henry Jones: They're trying to kill us.
Indiana Jones: I know, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.

(throws german off Zeppelin) (looks around at crowd) No ticket.

I'm just saying like. It's still Han.

I won the Indiana Jones DVD box set, but NOT the Star Wars DVD box set. I feel that is the asnwer.

coldest line EVER.

also
"..boring conversation anyway"
and
"would it help if I got out and pushed?"
"IT MIGHT!"
also
"WATCH THIS!"
"watch what?"
and
"Maybe you'd like to get back into your *cell* princess"
and
"I love you"
"I know"

I like how Leia returns that last one back at Han in the bunker scene on ROTJ.

haha xpost

It's "your worshipfulness", actually.

Man, I don't know. Han never took his shirt off. Temple of Doom doesn't have much to recommend it, but it does at least have that. Sigh.

Still though, it's Han.
"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit".

Only because I'm bitter that no history professor would ever look like Harrison Ford.

Please to refer to scene in Empire near the start where Leia and Han confront each other in the hallway.

Please reconstruct said scene in full because I do not remember it. Also because it would amuse me to have you do so. Because I'm bored.

Many thanks,

AM

Leia: "Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-lookin' nerf herder!"
Han: "Who's scruffy-lookin?"

It's the scene right after he says to the one Rebel general at the Hoth base that he has to leave because of the price on his head and then he and Leia talk briefly and he goes, "So long, princess!" and leaves abruptly. Next thing you see is her charging out the door of the control room calling for Han and he stops, turns and says said line, v. diffidently.

I have no problem with 4 through 6 essentially being imprinted in my brain. This is what a childhood obsession is *for*. :-)

Roz -- no, that's the scene later where Luke is recovering in his sickbed and Leia later smooches him.

I still do not remember that bit. Hmm. This requires further study. I must dig out my videos (yes, videos) of the pristine original Han-fires-first versions and watch them.

I better watch them all, just in case he says it again. Yes. I think that would prevent any further confusion on my part.