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finger cones (i have two bags in my desk)

elastic bands (for making into ball and/or flicking at co-workers)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 12 September 2003 10:26 (twenty years ago) link

I've got the superb eric haze dunks on! Yay me! (cheers james, i love u!) they roxor!

You can never have too many.....snuggles

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 September 2003 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

Prince Paul-voiced interludes on your CD.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

movies starring oragutans opposite Clint Eastwood.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

nature preserves

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

Local variables.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

hugs
sex toys

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

Sex toys that "hug"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

mmmm, that could be fun!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

If such a thing does not already exist, someone should invent one quickly.

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

Rainy days
Doughnuts

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

When i said that 'mmmmmm' there, I was thinking in terms of 'sex toys that hug so tight you can't move at all.' mmmmmmmmm.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't that what rope does?

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

Or a giant dildo with arms?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

And kung fu grip?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Ok, then. You can never have too much rope, as long as you also have a hott person to tie you up with it :-)
You can *of course* never have too many giant dildos. I thought that was a given!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

A giant dildo with arms and a kung-fu grip has conjoured up a vaguely unsettling image in my mind now.

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

Chuck Norris?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Now that goes far beyond vaguely unsettling...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

Just a warning - always clean Chuck Norris well after insertion, and never use him for anal penetration.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

I won't ask where the batteries go.

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

skeins of yarn

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 12 September 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Yarns made of skin.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 September 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

..... from the special "Knit Your Own Girlfriend" kit

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

Yarn-specific lotion sold separately.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 12 September 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

testicles

― Octothorpe (Octothorpe), Friday, 12 September 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

Plectrums
Used Tenners
Recipe ideas

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 12 September 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

trees
choes
sushi
blood red sunflowers
trips to the museum
benches in a park

― kephm, Friday, 12 September 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Echoes even

10packs of cheap B grade movies
rolls of film
headphones

― kephm, Friday, 12 September 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

collar stays

― dan (dan), Friday, 12 September 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

sick days

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Friday, 12 September 2003 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

Stella Doro Swiss Fudge Cookies

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

pandas

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 13 September 2003 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

flying monkeys

― Nellie (nellskies), Saturday, 13 September 2003 04:00 (twenty years ago) link

Ohhhhh, Alex, those are soooo good.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 13 September 2003 04:40 (twenty years ago) link

mental health days.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 13 September 2003 05:46 (twenty years ago) link

Men who find you ridiculously attractive but don't act upon in - it saves me on taxi fares.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 14 September 2003 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

pretty damn teppishly

sounds straight out of Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 14 September 2003 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

misread

tentacles
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:58 (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

balls
― Aaron A., Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:02 (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 19 December 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

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