America's Next Top Model

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Lisa is the PITS. Also, we decided that she's clearly fond of the spirits. She banged into a wall at one point during one of her instructional sessions.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you guys (Amanda, Sarah, Kelsey) watch this together?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Lisa's constantly drunk! I hate her! She's still a front-runner with her low-rent Linda Evangelista ass. BOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

right! and she had that same large tumbler glass every time she was in the house!!! so many of the girls had glassy eyes!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

john, yes we did. they are the two newest members in our ANTM group!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you guys (Amanda, Sarah, Kelsey) watch this together?
Indeed, we did. We even chose alter egos. I'm NIK!

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm lisa. BUT NOT BY CHOICE!!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

It's because YOU'RE SO BOSSY!!!

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm just kidding. I like it when you tell me what to do.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

My faves right now are Kim, Nik, Kyle and Jayla.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

snap!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i felt really bossy when we were doing the dance moves, i have to say.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

In spite of her formidable dewy beauty, does anyone really think Kim is going to be ANTM?

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

She could totally do it! Who would have picked Eva from the get-go? (PS: Is it just me or is Eva far and away the worst of the four winners?)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

eva had a more dynamic personality . . . i'm guessing they picked her more for that reason than her looks.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

She walks like she's stomping bugs.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't heard or seen anything of Eva since she won. That's not really saying much for her status as ANTM. At least people still spot Yoanna in gossip columns. I missed the entire last season though, so I don't know who the winner is.

I wonder what happened to the icy blonde who was almost blind. What was her name?

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

the winner was the detroit mohawk chick. i can't remember her name.

i think coryn looks kinda horsey.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoah. Whichever one Jay posted above looks like a slightly femmier Shane out of The L Word = scorchin'.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

blind girl = Amanda! Last I saw she was still pounding doors because no one wanted to hire a blind model.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

A couple of the models had like HUGE unibrows! Is that considered an asset in the world of TOP MODELS?

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - I should have remembered that. [DUH] I liked her. She should be a hot Annie Sullivan-type. She was icy, but warm.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

oh right! degenerative eye disease girl!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

dan, i love that you watch the show!!!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

...and that you dish with the girls about who's TOP MODEL MATERIAL.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha this is the online version of my typical dinner party conversation.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

it's great.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I am Cassandra! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (I chose her out of a hat)

I think Kim is the cutest, but also she reminds me of a younger, stockier version of Linda Evangelista. Am I crazy for thinking that?

Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Separated at birth: Sarah (is that her name?) and:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmph/c55892_rt.jpg

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

My big question is: What happened to Nicole? How did she transform from a completely wet Midwest stereotype into a Lolita-esque sex kitten... IN THE SPACE OF TWO DAYS?????

Linda E = Kim + Lisa.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Answer: BIG HAIR AND LIPGLOSS

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Really? Lipgloss? That's it?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

On her, yeah. On me it would take a lot more than big hair and lipgloss.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Kim looks like she would start a fight with me about soy milk whilst blasting Le Tigre, so I irrationally hate her. My hate for Cassandra, however, is perfectly rational

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I think every right-minded person on Earth feels the burning hatred for Cassandra.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

You're a MODEL, bitch. You're GETTING a HAIRCUT. Now SHUT UP

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait a sec; the girls who go into the biggest histrionics on makeover day never win, right?

OH HAPPY HAPPY DAY, CASSANDRA WILL GO HOME EMPTY-HANDED

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

they spent THIRTEEN hours on ebony's hair (and that was 13 hours with more than one person braiding) & she got the boot.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

She got kicked off because it was too much of a hassle to deal with her nappy hair...

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

That was her consolation prize: getting it TWISTED!

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

haha!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I would have liked to see her feebly say her catchphrase at the end, when she was walking away. That would have been great.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

what is it?

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't get it twisted!

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

And as you can tell, I'm obsessed with the fact that she has a catchphrase and that it's so sublimely stupid.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

right. how can i get it & lose it within four posts?!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm obsessed with the fact that Tyra "Ms. GhettoTits" Banks has apparently never heard the phrase "Don't get it twisted!" before!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, how about when Twiggy said something about how she was a working class model and Tyra said "We call that GHETTO"

Um, no we don't.

The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I will be honest; I laughed like a goon at that.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i liked hearing twiggy say, "well i'm ghetto then!"

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link


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