thread in support of horse girls

re original article, I can't get past : "I’m not a decorations guy" "I don’t really have decorative “taste” and didn’t contribute any of my own decorations"

who fucking talks like this?

I thought this thread was gong to be about that Alison Brie movie on Netflix that I only saw 20 minutes of and was acceptably weird.

another ilxor just RT'd this queen among horse girls

https://www.twitter.com/theblackcowgirl/status/1335325850594660354

Hi, I’m Gooch.

See that truck and trailer? I drive it to different communities to give books to children in need. Oh and I bring my horse with me.

RT so I can get the word out. I’m in N.C. pic.twitter.com/ZMSHB5dzJW

— goochie (@theblackcowgirl) December 5, 2020

<3 thats so cool

If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because I made her wear a coat. pic.twitter.com/wzAxbPWXNi

— Carly Anne York, Ph.D. (@BiologyCarly) December 15, 2020

I think the horsewoman Brianna Noble who rode in the Oakland BLM protests is now doing Verizon ads, texting from horseback. At least I'm pretty sure it's her, small online banner ads.

https://heelsdownmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Brianna-Noble-Photo-by-Shira-Bezalel.jpg

I am anti texting from horseback but pro protest ponies.

I was supposed to have a jumping lesson today but my pony is lame. LAME!

So instead we threw him in the hot walker (aka equiciser) for the first time. He was not amused.

lol nor would i be!

While he was in there I washed my horse brushes, which made me feel like quite the accomplished horse girl.

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2021/01/09/54577995/maybe-im-just-stoned-but-extreme-horse-girling-should-become-a-competitive-sport

what the

holy shit my body hurts all over just watching these videos

impressive replication of actual horse gaits, these horse girls are serious

In other horse girl news, I had my first proper dressage lesson yesterday and thought of Ann Romney and that late night interview where Mitt downplayed the whole "dancing horses" thing.