well now i have questions
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 December 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link
(it's a real license plate you can have in kansas. i can't imagine anyone who has it isn't a horse girl)
― circles, Saturday, 5 December 2020 05:37 (three years ago) link
My wife's aunt and cousin are major horse girls. Large animal vets, specifically.
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 5 December 2020 05:48 (three years ago) link
They also own a farm that is a retirement home for old racehorses and some of those fuckers are bity!
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 5 December 2020 05:49 (three years ago) link
I am going to be riding a bitey former racehorse today! Not so much bitey as mouthy, he likes to lip things. It's really cute actually.
Large animal vets are totally badass.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 5 December 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
Did I mention I have a tattoo of my horse's initials?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 5 December 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
Even though I think they are beautiful creatures, Horse's scare the shit out of me. But I do respect your tat!
― calzino, Saturday, 5 December 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link
Lol Excuse the awful formatting, savage grammar, posting from my phone.
― calzino, Saturday, 5 December 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link
I got chased by two ponies recently, I think they just wanted to say hello but I shit it and ran!
― calzino, Saturday, 5 December 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
To be fair, anyone who has spent appreciable time with horses has gotten hurt one way or another. But WORTH IT!, say the horse girls.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 5 December 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link
I've done both, and riding an elephant > riding a horse. That said, I've always been kind of fascinated by dressage. "I'm so incredibly rich, I can spend hundreds of hours teaching my horse to dance."
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 5 December 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
Was on a hike by myself and saw a horse. Then another. Then soon was surrounded by 10 or so. Wild I assume? Started getting nervous. "Wait horses don't attack humans ever do they?? Hid behind a juniper. One of the horses goes AROUND the tree and is a few feet from me, glaring at me. "Horses don't do coordinated attacks do they????". I'm legit worried at this point. So I whoop and holler and clap my hands. They look at one another and then run off. "Yeah y'all don't want none of this, that's what I thought!!"
Horses are my favorite animal prob.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 5 December 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link
re original article, I can't get past : "I’m not a decorations guy" "I don’t really have decorative “taste” and didn’t contribute any of my own decorations"
who fucking talks like this?
― akm, Saturday, 5 December 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
I thought this thread was gong to be about that Alison Brie movie on Netflix that I only saw 20 minutes of and was acceptably weird.
― akm, Saturday, 5 December 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
another ilxor just RT'd this queen among horse girls
https://www.twitter.com/theblackcowgirl/status/1335325850594660354
― imago, Sunday, 6 December 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link
Hi, I’m Gooch.See that truck and trailer? I drive it to different communities to give books to children in need. Oh and I bring my horse with me.RT so I can get the word out. I’m in N.C. pic.twitter.com/ZMSHB5dzJW— goochie (@theblackcowgirl) December 5, 2020
<3 thats so cool
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because I made her wear a coat. pic.twitter.com/wzAxbPWXNi— Carly Anne York, Ph.D. (@BiologyCarly) December 15, 2020
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
I think the horsewoman Brianna Noble who rode in the Oakland BLM protests is now doing Verizon ads, texting from horseback. At least I'm pretty sure it's her, small online banner ads.
https://heelsdownmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Brianna-Noble-Photo-by-Shira-Bezalel.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
I am anti texting from horseback but pro protest ponies.
I was supposed to have a jumping lesson today but my pony is lame. LAME!
So instead we threw him in the hot walker (aka equiciser) for the first time. He was not amused.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link
lol nor would i be!
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link
While he was in there I washed my horse brushes, which made me feel like quite the accomplished horse girl.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2021/01/09/54577995/maybe-im-just-stoned-but-extreme-horse-girling-should-become-a-competitive-sport
― map, Monday, 11 January 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link
what the
― StanM, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 06:23 (three years ago) link
holy shit my body hurts all over just watching these videos
impressive replication of actual horse gaits, these horse girls are serious
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link
In other horse girl news, I had my first proper dressage lesson yesterday and thought of Ann Romney and that late night interview where Mitt downplayed the whole "dancing horses" thing.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link