best element of the DIY Meat & Cheese Platter recipe from the back of my box of crackers

It’s an interesting judgement call that they didn’t consider two different types of cream cheese to be worthy of falling under the heading “cheeses”

why is it so damned difficult to say the word “halved”??

whipped cream cheese is an excuse for selling you less cream cheese

Yeah I know I’m a sucker for paying the same amount for equal parts cream cheese and air, but I buy it anyway.

I used a block of cream cheese recently to make crab rangoon

which is another 1970s recipe

whipped cream cheese IS bullshit but on the plus side it demands less destructive spreading