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― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
when I played Marley's ghost in a middle school production of ACC, I mostly shrieked wordlessly at him or wailed, you could say
― rob, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
Imagine a Linda Perry/Steve Tyler screech duet
― DJP, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:18 AM bookmarkflaglink
i love that this poll is on ile
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:20 AM bookmarkflaglink
Finally, a Tyler Perry that white people can understand.
― pplains, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 10:00 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link
Ha. I once used "Tyler/Perry's 'Dude (Looks Like a Lady)'" as a display name -- thinking of Joe Perry in that case.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
I was getting ready to post about how I was tired of 95% of excelsiors being puns/wordplay, but Jacob Marley - Jah Humbug is ace.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link
aren't jokes inherently wordplay to some degree
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
sometimes it's just being really fucking mean to someone
― DJP, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
those are called "pranks bro"
― Evan, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link
World cup wind-ups
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
i had a very serious discussion about comedy with my neighbor and best friend down the street, when i was 6 or 7. back in the days when it made a lot of sense that your best friend just happened to live next to you.
he was always telling "jokes", and would ask me to tell "jokes". jokes as in "a 5-year-old walks into a bar..." etc etc. i told him (this part is serious, i remember it) that the kind of jokes i liked better were like -- i didn't understand "situational" or "physical" -- someone slipping on a banana peel
and in a way i still feel like that
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
would definitely support more EXCELSIORS featuring people falling over
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
or penguins
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
we need a bit more sophistication like people falling over penguins
or people stumbling over tricky passages in penguin classics
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuhMtBHc5Z0
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
It's a pity lex checked out before he saw the real potential of ilx comedy
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link
Last president to ok a guillotining iirc so― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkmore men shd be called valery― mark s, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkA lot of them are in Russia.― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkMost humane method of execution imho― facebook post with 12 'likes' does not count as peer-reviewed research (Matt #2), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkLiving in Russia?― discogs marketplace of ideas (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
more men shd be called valery
― mark s, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
A lot of them are in Russia.
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Most humane method of execution imho
― facebook post with 12 'likes' does not count as peer-reviewed research (Matt #2), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Living in Russia?
― discogs marketplace of ideas (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
naw
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
Made me lol, sorry.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
lolzhenitsyn
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link
I would like to withdraw my nomination from the Excelsioscars, appreciated as it is, it's got the rhythm of a good joke but doesn't actually make any sense.
― discogs marketplace of ideas (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
the tabes lol is the tabes lol
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 4 December 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
I will say this for Armond, he’s one of the few film critics my kids can name becz his reviews get trolled so much on social media.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, December 3, 2020 1:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
My kids have actually asked me, “What’s the deal with Armond White,” which is one of those parenting questions you’re never really ready for.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, December 3, 2020 1:48 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
you haven't had the talk yet?
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, December 3, 2020 3:49 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Friday, 4 December 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
"When a man hates a critic very much ..."
― nickn, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
Are you playing games here? Cabinet level officials are nominated by the president, and are subject to senate confirmation. But the senate can't appoint anyone. Only the president can.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:09 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Sorry, yes, games. I am sometimes triggered by your relentless pedandtry.
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:13 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
it's pedantry
― rob, Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
I knew what it would be before I even clicked. I approve (of pedantry in general).
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
The only thing that could've made it more beautiful is if rob had also misspelled pedantry.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link
Ped and try.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
If you don't ped and try, then try, try again
― sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
Please stop attempting ped
― Evan, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
Stop trying to make ped happen
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
walk away
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
Walk away softly, that's the pedi-cure
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
Droll
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
That's a real ped xing!
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link
StDroll
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
pedophiles, the lot of you
― sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
it's paedophiles
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link
Stop being so paedantic.
― Tizer Beyoncé (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link
it's pædantic
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
I rewatched Avatar last night and it is both totally captivating and such egregious horseshit
― DJP, Sunday, December 13, 2020 4:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
^^ i've already said my piece all over this thread but this. it's also still the most effective example of theatrical 3D to date
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, December 14, 2020 11:38 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It still cracks me up that the primary theme of the movie is "got a problem? CONNECT IT TO YOUR SPACE DICK"
― DJP, Monday, December 14, 2020 11:52 AM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link
Play Bobby Dylan, play Murder Most FoulYou're still playing it, it takes round an hour
― loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Tuesday, December 15, 2020 9:09 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:37 (three years ago) link
so true
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link
Seems like there must be a host of movies whose central problem could be solved with googling.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:55 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
certainly Google would have saved all that time looking for the Maltese Falcon
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:56 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
could've checked the seller rating too
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:57 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Thats five star stuff imo
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=who+is+keyser+soze
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 19 December 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
Sorry for the insider I Love Hoops joke, but it's too good not to offer:
Kawhi Leonard, referencing his own potential free agency, said he's "just focused on this season." Added that: "If I stay healthy, the best decision is to decline the player option but it doesn't mean I'm staying or leaving." — Andrew Greif (@AndrewGreif) December 21, 2020
Added that: "If I stay healthy, the best decision is to decline the player option but it doesn't mean I'm staying or leaving."
— Andrew Greif (@AndrewGreif) December 21, 2020
oh ok
― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
bored man gets paid
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu)
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 21 December 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
I got that one!
― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 21 December 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
feel like some people know it as the
*heart in a blender song*the 'beautiful oblivion' song*the 'rendezvous then I'm through with you' song*the 'terrible' song
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:16 AM
It’s not that terrible. As a kid I liked it because it had the word “rendezvous” and a few other long words.
― treeship., Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:18 AM
you must have *loved* Bad Religion
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:20 AM
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 December 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
this is one of those threads that I am too old to feel anything about. ... This is a good part of getting older.
― sarahell, Thursday, 24 December 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII)Posted: December 24, 2020 at 5:44:14 PMmerry merry ilx!may your ribcage make for manger and your heart a throbbing Christ-baby
― the thing that the angry Left forbids (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 25 December 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link