Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

I can remember being on a Manchester tram 14 years ago and being stuck with loads of horrible pissed up villa fans singing their agbonlahor chant which was something like "he's fast as fuck , he's fast as fuck!". Now he's not fast, is he lads? Someone has put treacle in his boots.

Career start: 2005
Career end: 27 March 2019

final game actually in 2017

someone has put piss in your chips

Huh? what the fuck are talking about? I'm just randomly moaning about a time when I was stuck on a tram with a load of tedious football hooligans!

it sounds like they were simply celebrating the rapidity of their forward

thanks for that, but I could add more tedious context like I had a 6 year old autist who was having a meltdown at the time. But that still wouldn't make any difference to how little I thought of them. And what the fuck do even know about chips!?

meanwhile, lmao at that literal grealish heelturn

Will this change soon, as a result of the continuing exertions of one Mahmood Trezeguet? No

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ahahaha

Unbelievably soft penalty.

ah he's had a mare tonight

knew he was the wrong man to take it

Bloody foreigners not taking our penalties

never seen a game so obviously going to be won by the objectively worse team

Well at least we won at the falling over

i have deep suspicions about where they draw the VAR lines btw (as in, how far down the line from the arm goes) but w/e

Newcastle have had four players and a staff member test positive for Covid. Stoked for them to play the game on Friday anyway and win 1—0 after a 97th minute Villa penalty is overturned and given to Newcastle due to an obviously accidental handball at the other end four minutes earlier 👍

hopefully a few other clubs can be drawn into the 'fuck off to the little leagues' race

Can I just clarify, I certainly mean no disrespect to all the shit noddy teams in the EFL

good job because it would be laughable coming from a fan of tinpot croydon fc!

Leave the trams out of this imo

morelike tramps amirite?

i feel like this "some clubs get a home crowd, some clubs get none" situation is a new layer of unequal bullshit

Seems a million years ago that Everton looked like top six contenders.

Lively game, though. Burnley understandably aren’t banking on defending a one-goal lead for 88 minutes.

but I don't understand, they have been commanded to fuck off to the little leagues

It's no great revelation but it bears repeating that the comment boxes on streaming sites are absolute fucking sewers. These people walk among us.

Oh god I know, sucks when you can't shut them

Haller falling over in front of an open goal.

Pogba is actually done. Can barely complete a pass since he came back from
Covid

Absolutely disgraceful display all round though

actually done

he's actually done that m8

Reports, greatly exaggerated, etc

oh god don't get the lines out

Even VAR wouldn't dare

Two lovely goals.

yep

three lovely goals, that was sick from mata

I don't understand this team

nobody does

Neither does their manager tbf

the wasteman is allowed when it's chelsea imo

amazing from phillips

Shit, what a ball that is.

miss of the decade :D

I don't understand this team

All season has been maddeningly inconsistent: shit in one game and brilliant in the next. We're now condensing that into single games.

Bruno Fernandes created 8 chances from open play vs. West Ham, the most any player has created in a Premier League game this season.

He came on at half-time. 🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/raRNF9ROcm

— Statman Dave (@StatmanDave) December 5, 2020

That ball looked well out of play tbh

Great goals besides tho, that mata pass

Lol Werner

Fuckin refs

Like Chelsea's attackin options tbh

Have we any idea if frank is any cop at all