Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

They'll stop up, they're too evil not to

Burnley's Life Matters

turns out Cavani is still really really good

yep!

I will give Ole credit for making the change at the half but not starting him in the absence of Martial was gross negligence

When I idly quipped on the Slack sportsball channel Make United Evil Again the other day, I didn't anticipate it having this quick an impact

I'm not yet ready to trust that aurier/sissoko have been rendered competent at cover/switch or decisions on the ball yet to relax about how we are inviting this on our right side

i heard aurier was world-class now

No more than was walker just because you drilled out the situations where his idiocy was minimised

Bnp burnley bastards to fuck off back to the little leagues pls

reguilon is now on the shitlist sorry

Bnp burnley bastards to fuck off back to the little leagues pls

― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:41 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

'fuck off back to the little leagues' ooh getting all big-headed after *checks* seven years are we *necks booze and weeps*

aurier saved ur ass there fyi

Seems awful to say this is a fun game, under the circumstances, but it’s the most entertaining of the weekend for sure.

How is Luis still on with blood leaking from his bandage?

It’s crazy. The idea of him having to head away crosses after that is ridiculous.

pretending you've got a hurt head is a particularly bad look in this game, ceballos can cut that shit out imo

Raul conscious and responding to treatment thank god

wow that table is a shocker for Arsenal, imagine being just as shit as "little" Palace!

I've not watched us for the last couple of games, head not in the right place, so I woke up from a sofa nap and put the radio on early into half time, glad I wasn't watching tbh. Can enjoy it a little bit more if Raul's gonna be ok

Can't even enjoy the next 30 minutes of Gooners crying on 606, had to turn it off

wolves have looked way more threatening since nuno changed the system up. had found them hella dull this season until the last couple of games.

we've definitely been difficult to watch on just aesthetic terms at times this season, but i did have faith that when the changes in tactics started to bed in we'd improve. might have to stop watching us for the rest of season just so as not to break this lol

shit news about Papa Bouba Diop tonight too :(

Jesus that was a horrible sound

I know, I wasn't sure I wanted to watch it

best striker in the league now he's a racist :(

Jimenez had an operation last night, he's suffered a fractured skull. Hopefully now on the mend.

Ban Uruguayans from english football until we figure out what's going on imo

I can't do that

Then how will we figure out what's going

just put a temp ban all long-haired white latin americans and give more baldies a chance and see if they are less fash!

My ‘Give Fulham A Penalty Every Match’ campaign seems to be going well.

Aw, they scored. That’s no fun.

relegation superleague hotting up, hopefully a few other clubs can be drawn into the 'fuck off to the little leagues' race

This guy Fuchs

we repeatedly tried to sign Cavaleiro a couple of years back, but he dismissed us as a "little league shitclub in a Town with not even one Michelin star rated restaurant"

Getting Lookman and two new centre backs has been the difference for Fulham.

always good to see football team west ham united concede a goal

19 of Villa's goals this season have been scored by British players, with the only other one being Conor Hourihane

Will this change soon, as a result of the continuing exertions of one Mahmood Trezeguet? No

Douglas Luiz is good for the occasional 25 yard curler tho

martin tyler just called ogbonna agbonlahor :D

He did a really full throated "it's live" earlier and it was a bit

https://i.imgur.com/k0ONaxc.jpg

fans allowed in from wednesday onward, let him have his stage

I can remember being on a Manchester tram 14 years ago and being stuck with loads of horrible pissed up villa fans singing their agbonlahor chant which was something like "he's fast as fuck , he's fast as fuck!". Now he's not fast, is he lads? Someone has put treacle in his boots.

Career start: 2005
Career end: 27 March 2019

final game actually in 2017

someone has put piss in your chips

Huh? what the fuck are talking about? I'm just randomly moaning about a time when I was stuck on a tram with a load of tedious football hooligans!

it sounds like they were simply celebrating the rapidity of their forward

thanks for that, but I could add more tedious context like I had a 6 year old autist who was having a meltdown at the time. But that still wouldn't make any difference to how little I thought of them. And what the fuck do even know about chips!?