U.S. Supreme Court: Post-Ginsburg Edition

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Wow. Y'all are writing long paragraphs tonight!

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

No dialectics with family to distract us

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link

I hung out outside with my parents for an hour or so, it was nice, now I'm drinking a 120 Minute IPA and getting ready to eat some food.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

ask hundreds of sweaty dipshits saying "la lalalala SHA lalal ah oh FYE lalal shambala nee EYE, oh nie. oh NIE, oh nie, SHAlalala i love you lord, lay your hands on this child and protect him" around a 10-year-old boy if that constitutes child abuse. massive, socially shared child abuse. cult bullshit, something they've all been through themselves, though likely only as adults.

but no, they're the persecuted ones. they have to be allowed to manipulate children in large groups, and get tax benefits at the same time, or else the persecution will have grown so out of control for them that the apocalypse will then be inevitable and imminent - which would of course mean that they have to pre-emptively strike at any muslims and other infidels who they must meet on the field of battle near jerusalem, as a triumphantly vengeful christ returns on a white horse and a blazing, blinding bloody sword of righteousness. but before all that happens, don't be surprised if the persecuted christians first turn an eye on closer infidels like me who are asking them to stop being so fucking racist all the time

xp nope, just me

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

but you are definitely not supposed to say the "vengeful returning christ leading the true believers in the end times, which will happen any day now" out loud, because that's persecution

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

wait, which thread is this?

lol, sigh. it does seem like there should be a separation of church and state, but that's such a progressive idea that i can easily imagine it coming to pass away and die during my lifetime

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:43 (three years ago) link

by the way, alfred, here's a tip on writing at length, straight from the gutter: when you don't have anyone else to talk to, and you don't get paid for writing, and no one's asking to read what you write, and you have a lot of thoughts and no outlet for them, and occasionally you can convince other disembodied voices on the internet to register some sort of acknowledgement that you exist, it's easy to write a lot

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link

(waves) Hi, Karl!

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

what up Aimless! can i share a few thoughts on Revelation 19? it's one of my favorites.

Jesus will ride a white horse (11).
Jesus will be called Faithful and True (11).
Jesus’ eyes will be like flames of fire (12).
Jesus will where many crowns (12).
Jesus will have a name written on him only he can understand (12).
Jesus will have a robe dripped in blood (13).
Jesus will be called the Word of God (13).
Jesus will lead heaven’s armies (14).
Jesus will have a sharp sword in his mouth (15).
Jesus will release God’s wrath (15).
Jesus’ robe will say King of all kings and Lord of all lords (16).
Jesus will obtain better tax benefits for his believers (17).

https://i.imgur.com/dGqWnZe.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 November 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link

Jesus will have a name written on him only he can understand (12).

(blockchain)

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 November 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link

Hey Karl.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 27 November 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link

do you want a custom image too? i am actually not doing anything right now

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 November 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

sorry everyone, i think my account was hacked..a few months ago

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 November 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

hi Karl

huge rant (sic), Friday, 27 November 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

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Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 November 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

Revelations Jesus such an underrated Jesus though.

https://i.imgur.com/elQ3R9b.jpg

pplains, Friday, 27 November 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link

revelations jesus says you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

revelations

coupla fake jesus girls here

huge rant (sic), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

relevations, imo

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 November 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

sic revels

pplains, Friday, 27 November 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link

christ, the revelator

huge rant (sic), Friday, 27 November 2020 05:14 (three years ago) link

I’d like to congratulate @BpDiMarzio and the @BrooklynDiocese on their victory for religious freedom in the U. S. Supreme Court. Our churches are essential.

— Cardinal Dolan (@CardinalDolan) November 26, 2020

^^^ the guy investigating DiMarzio re: multiple accusations of sexual assault of children

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Friday, 27 November 2020 05:33 (three years ago) link

by the way, alfred, here's a tip on writing at length, straight from the gutter: when you don't have anyone else to talk to, and you don't get paid for writing, and no one's asking to read what you write, and you have a lot of thoughts and no outlet for them, and occasionally you can convince other disembodied voices on the internet to register some sort of acknowledgement that you exist, it's easy to write a lot

― Karl Malone

And you do it well.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 November 2020 11:07 (three years ago) link

It may seem least bad in a very shortsighted way, but it attacks the entire idea that the Supreme Court's rulings have any validity, which in turn attacks the idea that the federal government has any authority over the states. And that path leads to a madness a hundred times worse than this insane ruling.

― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 26 November 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Insanity is...good now

xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 November 2020 12:44 (three years ago) link

The rule of law doesn't mean shit when 45% of the country and 50+% of federal and state gov't simply ignores any law with which they disagree.

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Friday, 27 November 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link

should I return the pack of Certs I stole in third grade?

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 November 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal Certs.

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Friday, 27 November 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

So if, say, Breyer retired under Biden, or if anyone else suddenly retires or even dies (looking at you Thomas or Alito, how heathy can you be), assuming the Senate stays GOP, can't/won't McConnell just hold up the seat for 4+ years?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 November 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

You bet!

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 November 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

Of course, because reasons.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 27 November 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

xps

thank you alfred. and i'm sorry to everyone who read...that, yesterday. i know it's not cool to keep doing that and keep apologizing, and also that i get a longer leash than most because most of you are familiar with my shit.

anyway...mcconnell's reasoning for not filling a retired SC seat during biden's term will be ____?

a) the longstanding tradition of the senate dictates a SC nominee must not be confirmed by a senate held by the opposing party
b) the democrats broke the sacred trust of the senate by invoking the filibuster during GWB's 2nd term - no more SC justices for them
c) the democrats were the ones that did not confirm gorsuch. they refused to hold a vote on gorsuch, and instead waited until obama was president and then installed SC justice merrick garland instead. Mitch McConnell was there - that's what happened.
d) "i am controlled by a turtle"

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 November 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

(edit: i meant that i sense that i sometimes get a "longer leash" for my bullshit, and although i appreciate it i want to stop doing that.)

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 November 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

If, say, no party controls the presidency and Senate simultaneously for several decades I suppose we could see the SC dwindle to zero as justices die off one after another?

Sam Weller, Friday, 27 November 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

Clarence Thomas is living until 183

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 November 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

guys he's citing the non-indictment of THE COMPANY THAT MADE THE GAS THE NAZIS USED TO KILL JEWS as precedent!!!!!! https://t.co/QeIr6LtmoM

— Alex Kotch (@alexkotch) December 1, 2020

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

I personally did not have "supreme court greenlights US corporations aiding and abetting child slavery" on my 2020 bingo card but I suppose I should have

k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

Attorney Neal Katyal made the arguments on behalf of Nestle and defending their role in child slavery. He’s a never Trump guy who also though once wrote a NY Times op-Ed in support of Gorsuch.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/02/covid-elena-kagan-supreme-court-kill.html

Late on Friday night, the Supreme Court blocked California’s public health ban on indoor religious services in a splintered 6–3 decision South Bay United Pentecostal Church v. Newsom is the latest in a long line of COVID cases to reach the Supreme Court. The plaintiffs challenged three pandemic-related restrictions on religious worship: a total ban on indoor services in areas where cases are surging (which covers much of the state right now); a 25 percent cap on indoor services where they are permitted; and a ban on singing and chanting during those services.

In amuddled order, SCOTUS shot down the total ban on indoor services, but upheld the 25 percent cap and the singing ban. The majority’s decision—issued as a highly infectious “California variant” of the coronavirus sweeps across the state—allows residents to resume indoor worship, the cause of countless superspreader events since the start of the pandemic. While there is no single majority opinion, five justices supported the proposition that California’s regime violates free exercise because it treats secular businesses more favorably than religious establishments. Notably, no justice in the majority even pretended to apply the appropriate standard for this emergency request, which requires plaintiffs to prove that the legal rights at issue are “indisputably clear” and that an injunction is “in the public interest.” They simply issued a decision on the merits, another example of the court making law through its shadow docket.

...“Justices of this Court are not scientists,” Kagan began. “Nor do we know much about public health policy. Yet today the Court displaces the judgments of experts about how to respond to a raging pandemic. … That mandate defies our caselaw, exceeds our judicial role, and risks worsening the pandemic.” She pointed out that, contrary to the court’s belief, California has not actually treated churches less favorably than secular businesses and assemblies: Political meetings, lectures, and plays are also banned, she wrote—and these “secular gatherings,” like religious worship, “are constitutionally protected” by the First Amendment. The court simply created “a special exception for worship services.”

curmudgeon, Sunday, 7 February 2021 04:34 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This guy:

THOMAS' dissent on the decision to deny the Pennsylvania election case adopts the 'prove a negative' argument proffered by Rudy and others:

That the absence of evidence of fraud could just prove that fraud was hard to detect. pic.twitter.com/Xe1taFlGy0

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 22, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

never met a logical fallacy he didn't want to sexually harass

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link

no election fraud you say? doesn’t that in itself seem.... suspicious?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 February 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

must I post a photo of Ginny

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 February 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link

I just bought www.isclarencethomasdeadyet.com for the next two years for a whopping ten bucks.

who wants to help program it for me.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link

i have temporary content up

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:55 (three years ago) link

I read the rest of his opinion and it was actually more horrifying than just that sequence alone.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link

You need 4 to take cert and have oral arguments. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch were close .

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:43 (three years ago) link

wondering what drove Kav and Coney's "no" vote

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:44 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so uh having dinner w/my sis at the posh Biltmore's outdoor courtyard I think I saw Sam Alito. Y'all be the judge. The bald spot, Fed society striped tie, and dumbfounded mien gave him away.

https://imgur.com/a/pDCxA16

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:20 (three years ago) link


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