GET OUT: US politics November 2020

Elsewhere in the report, it’s stated that Trump is also trying to push through a regulation that would exclude transgender people from federally funded homeless shelters and loosen water-saving standards on showerheads—a personal grievance the president has frequently railed about to rally crowds.

Next up, low-flow toilets.

How the fuck is this press conference with Trump sitting at a tiny desk like a 2nd grader a real thing

"Don't talk to me that way. I'm the President of the United States. Don't ever talk to the president that way," he said.

otoh, he said he'd leave if the Electoral College voted for Biden.

His generosity of spirit glows incandescently.

Sidney Powell, the lawyer recently distanced from the Trump campaign, on Wednesday filed typo-filled lawsuits in both Michigan and Georgia alleging election fraud.

The suits alleged problems linked to voting machines, mail-in ballots and former Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, according to Bloomberg. Powell repeatedly made the accusations without providing evidence while she was a member of the Trump campaign’s legal team.

The new suits also included allegations about forged ballots and observers being unable to watch vote tabulation, Bloomberg reported.

President Trump and his allies have repeatedly alleged that the election was riddled with widespread voter fraud without providing any evidence.

Both of the cases filed by Powell were riddled with typographical issues.

The case in Michigan had a number of formatting problems that removed spacing between words, Bloomberg reported. In the Georgia suit, the word district was misspelled twice on the first page of the document: There was an extra c for “DISTRICCT,” and then it was spelled “DISTRCOICT.”

typos for “district”? no, no, no, the lamestreamers are missing the point, again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPgavmY99U

CAN I BORROW YOUR DESK?? pic.twitter.com/s33byUo2Mo

— Fade In (@fadeinsoftware) November 27, 2020

Well.

really makes u think pic.twitter.com/dHY3Wr6RyD

— Christian Vanderbrouk (@UrbanAchievr) November 27, 2020

an expert in stupidity speaks

Yes, why is it that people suddenly don’t want to believe the known con man?? Hmmm.

Scott Adams is profoundly stupid. Also water is wet, as it turns out.

This thread title turned out to be wonderfully apt

god I love this website pic.twitter.com/ZDbVLCoX3y

— kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 27, 2020

scott adams has a remarkable amount of confidence in himself

The Trump campaign is selling its donors' email addresses.

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> This thread title turned out to be wonderfully apt

i can see december's being the same only more desperate.

Get the fuck out you balsa-wood fascist fuck

Next month's thread has to be "Don't talk to me that way."

i can't survive
without your sweet love

not sure trump could be less dignified this if he tried tbh

dignity is the old politics

Another smash success

Break: 3rd Circuit US Appeals Court rules against Trump campaign in Pennsylvania ballot lawsuit -- "Charges of unfairness are serious. But calling an election unfair does not make it so" https://t.co/70GaNO5WWc pic.twitter.com/06q0QDoHQA

— Mike Scarcella (@MikeScarcella) November 27, 2020

was just coming here to post that. pwned by his own appointees.

was that the judge who agreed to hear whatever today or is this a different thing

separate. the injunction was automatically stayed by the appeal to PA's Supreme Court, and they will likely act quickly and smack it down

xxpost cue Trumper saying this case was "always meant to fail in lower court" and that now it's headed directly to SCOTUS. because a way to get cases heard in SCOTUS is to file weak, frivolous cases and present them badly with sharp rebukes from lower judges regarding their legitimacy.

Which case was it where the judge ordered them to also pay Pennsylvania's legal fees?

This photo accompanies a Politico story with the headline "'He's always had a plan': The inexorable rise of Jake Sullivan" and now I'm wondering exactly when he rose inexorably from his grave.

https://static.politico.com/e0/5b/445c30ef4f238b22a2bea3142976/ap20329686581196.jpg

ugh, i can see why he's gotten far in public life. when he enters a meeting room and pulls out paperwork everyone must just be like "let's get this done as quickly as possible, whatever sullivan wants. for fuck's sake that guy is a depressing ghoul - just do whatever he asks and get it over."

Lol, Sullivan was really creepy in Phantasm.

Look we all knew there would be some lizard people on the Biden team.

honestly, i'm roleplaying as a lizard wizard in my divinity: original sin 2 campaign right now, and i resent that comparison.

sullivan is a ghoul, undead. poison heals him, and healing spells hurt him

wrap sullivan up in a healing burrito and roll him down a hill imo. at the bottom, you'll find only an empty burrito

The burrito that defined a generation

some are starting to get worried pic.twitter.com/94WH9cCAm4

— Coping MAGA (@CopingMAGA) November 27, 2020

coping maga has been fun

Can somone explain the scott adams/sugar ray thing? I dont think I get it.

recount in the specified counties in Wisconsin is done. added 138 more votes to Biden's advantage.

lol...money well spent, what a grifter.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/27/politics/milwaukee-county-certifies-election-result/index.html

In which the chairwoman of the GOP tries to rally Georgia voters for the Senate. It doesn't go well:

McDaniel is being peppered with questions about the accusations about fraud.
One suggested that the voting machines counted votes that weren’t there.
McDaniel conceded- the audit did not show that.
Crowd did not like the response.

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) November 28, 2020

Another person asks- “Why should we vote in this election when we know it’s already decided?”
McDaniel responded- “It’s not!”
(This btw.. is the GOP’s worst nightmare in Georgia).

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) November 28, 2020

One person from the crowd yells out as McDaniel was speaking-

“Kemp is a crook!!”

(Brian Kemp is the GOP Governor and a committed Trump supporter)

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) November 28, 2020

McDaniel is now pleading with the crowd to focus their energy on the Senate race and promises of they will worry about Election fraud issues “later”.

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) November 28, 2020

As McDaniel wraps up her remarks she tells the crowd she will tell the President about how fired up the crowd was. The crowd erupts in a “Trump, Trump, Trump” chant.
Remember she was here in support of Perdue and Loeffler.

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) November 28, 2020

Afterward- I asked @GOPChairwoman if the President’s consistent attacking of the election process could endanger voter turnout and hurt the GOP in the runoff.
She argued the passion for Trump will translate to Perdue and Loeffler.

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) November 28, 2020

more of this please

can't wait until Joe Manchin gets to be the swing vote of the Democratic party

(GA will be nice but it's still uphill)

"are you not entertained?" us politics dystopiaville, ga

knock on wood please

they're gonna draw out the Senate runoffs too, right? with lawsuits?

Someone needs to un-disenfranchise these poor idiot voters.

I think people are forgetting about the etymology of “election”. Elect comes from ecto, which means “eternal lawsuit”

Can they file a lawsuit against the voices in their heads?