you know what, dowd, dougherty, donohue, donnelly, doyle, whatever your name is...i was thinking about it but you have to click through to do it and probably set up an account and stuff so i just replied and told them wrong person
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 26 November 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
do a reffle
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 November 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link
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― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
Can't make this up
First Name
Hatry
Last Name
Hroan
Postal Address
1 Kkk Calhoun, Georgia
Reference Number
0357.2830.Georgia
Eligibility Status
Pending Confirmation
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 4 December 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
Things people have tried to sign up for/recover passwords from/order using my email recently, a list:
UPS deliveriesSam's ClubInstagramSteamEpic GamesEA GamesCongressman Hakeem's newsletter (whoever he is)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 4 December 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
Hello Charles, I would like to personally wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I would also like to invite you as well as your family and friends to our Year End Clearance Sale. We have great rebates as well as 0% on most remaining 2020 models. Please give me a call if I can be of further assistance now or in the Future. Thank youRay RendonFuture Ford of Clovis
― ledge, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 09:00 (three years ago) link
A Future Sound of London tribute act?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link
Hello Thomas, As Christmas draws near, we have a present for you. We’re making you a Platinum Sky VIP as you’ve been with us for over 9 years. Being a Sky VIP doesn’t cost a penny and you’ll be able to enjoy some great rewards and experiences, all on us.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 December 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link
The ads for Sky VIP make it seem like you get to hang out with Idris Elba, I'd take it.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 14 December 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
Thanks for ordering fromPopeyes®1 Classic Chicken Sandwich$3.991 14pc Wicked Shrimp Medium Combo$7.501 Offer - Free 3pc Tenders Spicy w/ min. $10 Purchase$0.00
Subtotal $11.49Delivery Fee $0.00Tax $1.09Tip $0.00Total $12.58Paid with VISA ending in 2114
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 31 December 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link
dude got it just to that minimum, respect
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Attached please find updated quote to replace carpet and steps in your basement
For your convenience I’ve attached original receipts
Thanks
Scott
― Computers I can live with, I even dried them in the oven (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 07:36 (three years ago) link
i don't even have an etc
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link
Thank you for contacting us regarding our Bullmastiff Puppy "GUNNER". He is still available and ready to go as soon as possible. We are asking for $885USD for him.GUNNERhas great temperament and lovely personalities with impressive pedigree. All our puppies are 100% purebred.GUNNER comes up to date on shots from a licensed Veterinarian with a 1 year genetic health guarantee against all illnesses/diseases and full breeding rights. He is 10 weeks old presently. Parents are on site, Mom weighs 135.5lbs and Dad 125.5lbs so he is estimated to weigh between 120-150lbs when full grown. He is Hips, Eyes, and Heart certified. He is 100% domesticated and currently on potty training. Our puppies are home raised and will grow to have strong bonds with household members and other pets.
GUNNER is affectionate, intelligent, loyal, protective, calm and gentle. He is a good family dog as he loves children and never gets aggressive toward people he knows. He loves to be around his family and thrive on attention. Barks when necessary.
We do appreciate personal pickups. We can set up a date for you to visit our facility, look at the puppies and pick the puppy of your choice .if you are local but a $400 deposit per puppy is required prior to that; then we would fix a date for you to visit. He would be shipped via airplane using a professional pet shipping agency. We charge an additional $250 for shipping per puppy.
We are located in*PAYSON,ARIZONA* and if we are to ship we will be shipping from *ARIZONA* to your location. We ship all over the USA and Canada.
However, before we proceed further we will like to know your location(City/State) , we will also like to know a little about the family our baby will be going to. Could you please kindly tell us about your family and your environment and experience with puppies, have you ever owned a Pet?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 May 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link
puppy mill, curse them all ಠ_ಠ
sure would be a shame if someone signed them up for a crippling amount of spam
― cat, Thursday, 20 May 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link
Hello parent or guardianYour child (aged 13) is asking you to give them permission in Among Us.
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 20 May 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link
Truly psychotic:
ORDER FOR PICKUPOrder ready at 1:22 PM, TODAY (SUNDAY, 9/26/2021)Thank you for your purchase! Your order will be completed at the time specified. Join us next time at your favorite Chuck E. Cheese location for fun, games and food. Where A Kid Can Be A Kid®.
1 x Large Pizza (1 x $14.99) = $14.991 x Traditional crustSUBTOTAL $14.99TAX $1.13
TOTAL $16.12
Thank you for ordering with us.
Note: Add no-re✧✧✧@chuckeche✧✧✧.c✧✧ to your safe-senders list so that you are sure to receive our messages.For order issues, please contact CHUCK E. CHEESE #794 at (763) 494-5540.Order placed at 1:07 PM
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 27 September 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link
yeah who the hell does Chuck E for takeout!
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 September 2021 17:19 (two years ago) link
The only plausible scenario I can come up with is that a kid's bday party got canceled because of COVID, and their parent offered to pick up the shitty pizza as a consolation prize
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 27 September 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link
Does the robot rat bring it to your house?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 September 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link
Another order today! Same person, same Chuck E. Cheese, same order.
Their phone # is on the order, and I'm very tempted to text them and ask them to explain.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link
This email serves as a notification that your request to undertake travel in accordance with the Directions restricting travel into, and within the State of Western Australia has been RECEIVED.Our team will review your request and provide confirmation of the outcome to this email address.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link
FROM <3zr4h0ff✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Weird DMS - Accidently impregnating my teacher
I'm not even sure I got the right email address for this (I just guessed your name), but here goes. I was in 8th grade (age 13 - 14, I was 14 at the time) and my keyboard stopped working. My music teacher (the head of the department of music) who was really nice, let me borrow a keyboard for practise. I took it home and used it for about 2 weeks. This was years ago and back then I used to jack off alot, and some of "it" went on the keyboard by accident. I tried to clean it up but apparently I couldn't so when I returned it, it was too late. Some months go by and she tells our class that she's pregnant, of which we all congratulated her.
She got off on maternity leave, but she never came back, I didn't think anything of it. But up till now, I didn't make the connection until there were some rumors in class that she had cheated with some south asian looking guy, and that was why her baby also looked south asian. My classmates also said that she had got divorced because of this. So when that baby is old enough to take a DNA test, I'll have a lot of explaining to do. I felt really bad because she was a good teacher and I got A's in her class and as previously stated, she was really nice. I meant no harm and knowing her, she didn't cheat with some south asian guy.
I don't think I was being a bad person, I was just down bad at the time and it had consequences
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 November 2021 16:58 (two years ago) link
Did she fuck the keyboard
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:53 (two years ago) link
symphony in a minor
― kinder, Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
this week i have gotten a flight confirmation for someone with my name going from philadelphia to st. louis on 4/29 and a google doc about leadership activities shared with me
also wtf at that keyboard story
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 01:39 (two years ago) link
Hello Trevor and David,
West Catholic cannot field a JV team for today's game. We will only have the varsity game starting at 6:45 pm.
Please reply that you received this message.
― pplains, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
Good evening sir.......I hope we find everything well with you.I have attached my proposal for the upgrade of the Wolverine...bringing it to show perfect condition.Please review and let me know how you wish to proceed.Thanks very much..
Ken EslavaPresident & COOWooden Boat Restoration, LLCDaphne/Fairhope, Al
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 10:09 (one year ago) link
Dear Brian and Mary Jane,
After further research, I have some questions I would like you to answer regarding Ellie's behavior to the best of your ability. Email your reply and I will review as able.
1. Is there any relation of aggression to when the Ellie eats? Before or after meals? Close to feeding time?
2. I know this often occurs when she jumps in your lap and has been there. Is there a particular location in the house you are sitting? Is it an area Ellie can see out windows? Hear outside noises more clearly?
3. Does she ever exhibit aggressive behavior in the area you feed her?
4. How long has Ellie usually been seated on you prior to the behavior? Does she tend to look at your hands while they are still and then attack when they move?
5. Some cats can have anxiety related aggression; anticipating being moved, left, or even owner disappearing for bed. Do any of these occur?
6. Does Ellie vocalize when you talk with her and/or interact with her? Has she always done this since she has been with you?
7. How has her sociability changed since you adopted her? Prior to starting fluoxetine.
Our goal with diving deep into the details is to determine if there are triggers that have not been identified. If the behavior is truly random (no triggers) it would suggest a neurologic disease is more likely.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link
Jodee,
The monument was placed today in the cemetery.
I have attached a picture.
(Attached picture of the grave of a couple, one of whom died in 1986 and one in 2022)
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link
(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)
5. Some cats...
whewwwwwwwww
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link
I never want any of my customers to feel like I haven't delivered on my work, and in this situation that was not the case. Unfortunately the previous plumber who installed your grease trap and mop sink did not install the correct piping of 3in PVC and only installed 2 in PVC pipes. I did my due deligence of installing what was correct for what you had. Unfortunately when dealing with drainage it is illegal to go from a bigger pipe size down to a smaller pipe size so it was no way of making any of that 3 in, plus like I explain yesterday even if I did illegally increase the piping in the ground to 3in draining into a 2 in pipe by the time I reached the 3 bay sink the piping would have been above the floor. Furthermore what I installed yesterday did help the system. But adding that second 2 in line you can run the 3 basin sink and kitchen dishwasher at the same time without flooring. Also you can run all 4 sinks without flooding. Unfortunately running more that 1 sink plus the dishwasher will cause flooding. That would have happen regards if I increased the piping in the wall to 3 in because it's draining into a 2 inch in the ground. You may not want to hear this but your true solution is to take out the grease trap, grab the 4 in PVC piping from the bathroom and reconfigure the kitchen that way. If you do not believe me you can get a second or third opinion. Lastly you will not be charged anymore money. The first payment is all I'm going to charge you. I will have an receipt sent to you sometime either today or tomorrow. I hope that this does not affect your business relationship. I have over 17 years of plumbing experience and I would never take advance of any customer, the way you left did not sit well with my spirit, so I had to reach out. I hope we can continue to work in the future. Thank you and have a good day
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 15:05 (eleven months ago) link
Mr. Johnson, This situation is the case. Your creation. Your work has created even a bigger issue. You did not correct anything. Nor did you do the work we agreed upon. Your excuses are wonderful in their explanation. However, you are supposed to be the professional. You did no due diligence before or during the work. If you had, the work you did perform should not have been done and you should have come to me with an explanation. Right now, I have water running all over the floor from the drain You installed. Everything is worse than before. I am going to have a professional company out to repair. You have done a great disservice to me, my customers and my staff. Loss of kitchen (3 days to this point, more than likely many more), loss of tips to staff and are tarnishing my reputation. I understand you claim to have 17 years as a plumber professional. But this work is completely unacceptable. A reimbursement of the deposit for the faulty work done would be nice. However, do not expect any further payments on the faulty work done.
Check out your current progress, Helena
― a holistic digital egosystem (ledge), Thursday, 27 July 2023 07:56 (nine months ago) link
Firstly apologies for not being in contact sooner. Since I was allocated your incident I have been away due to illness and on annual leave. I have looked through the crime updates and seen that you have been attempting to find out when you can have your vehicle returned. Scenes of Crime officers have attempted to gain access to your vehicle at the recovery compound. On both occasions they were unable to get a response. It stated on the updates that your vehicle was unlocked as the keys were not with the vehicle when recovered. On 15/07/23 a Scenes of Crime officer attended the recovery compound but could not obtain entry to the vehicle as it was now locked. How this has happened I am afraid that I am at a loss. I will be in contact to obtain a loss statement from you next week if at all possible. Due to my shifts I will be back in on duty and able to see you on Monday 31st between 07:00 and 16:00 if that is convenient? If you are able to be seen could you let me know when is convenient and whether you would like to be seen at home or at Exeter Police Station please? I see from the last update by the front office staff you spoke to yesterday that you have a set of keys. The initial input after the theft suggested that both sets may have been taken or that there was a set in a different part of the Country. Would you be in a position for us to have the set you have so that I can speak to the Scenes of Crime officers to ask them to reattend to examine your vehicle please?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 27 July 2023 17:44 (nine months ago) link
Harvest Disco Permission Slip
Friends of Countess Anne School
Thursday 12th October 2023
4.30pm – 5.30pm Reception, Year 1 and 2 6pm – 7.30pm Year 3, 4, 5 and 6
One slip required per childOn the day please leave and collect your children from the School Hall, access via the playground
£6 per ticketThis includes unlimited drinks, hot dogs, dance competitions, chill out area and arts and crafts table. There will also be a tuck shop to buy additional snacks.
Children on FSM are entitled to a free ticket
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 2 October 2023 13:42 (seven months ago) link
£6!! We're charging £3.50 for ours.
― kinder, Monday, 2 October 2023 20:10 (seven months ago) link
Ambiguous comma placement but 6 seems a good deal if it’s unlimited hot dogs
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 2 October 2023 22:12 (seven months ago) link
I love collecting children
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 04:43 (seven months ago) link
If your goal is to redeem them for valuable prizes, boy, do I have news for you.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 14:15 (seven months ago) link
Brunch House3340 West Southern AvenuePhoenix, AZ 85041 Check #48 Table B9Guest Count: 3 Ordered: 10/29/23 12:08 PM 2 BH Special 117.981 Side Oxtail 23.002 The OG 18.00 OJ 2 Liquarita 24.001 Side Catfish 7.001 Hawaiian Sunset 14.001 Steak & Eggs 25.99 Well Done Scrambled No Toast Subtotal 203.98Tax 17.52Tip 40.80Total 262.30
Yes, I immediately looked up what the "Brunch House Special" could possibly be, and it is: jerk lamb chops, collard greens w/smoked turkey, red velvet waffles, and chicken fried lobster tail (also they have bottle service).
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:29 (six months ago) link
i was all, What kind of restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona, serves collard greens and chicken fried lobster tail?
And then I really lol.
https://i.imgur.com/OihJfKf.png
https://i.imgur.com/nZDfXu8.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:49 (six months ago) link
"liquarita"
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:57 (six months ago) link
That is a LOT OF FOOD yeesh.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 21:23 (six months ago) link
Olá James, espero que esteja bem!
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― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 23:58 (six months ago) link
Hi Trayce Lee,Success! Your request to transfer your ACP benefit to TruConnect on 10/19/2023 is complete!
We’re excited to have you part of the TruConnect family! Make the most of your plan with these #ProTips:
/recordscratch.
I can no longer tell if people are genuinely idiots and want to hand all their personal data over to me, or these are some weird scam/linkjack things.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 00:44 (six months ago) link
Weird I also get emails in Brazilian Portuguese all the time
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 02:19 (six months ago) link
Someone in Columbia south Carolina has just shopped at a Burlingtons and sent me their receipt for $255 worth of crap that includes cans and cans of deodorant.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 03:30 (six months ago) link
got a bunch of these a couple of days ago:
Hi M_____,Below is the SecurPass™ code you or an authorized user requested for your card ending in ----.
Code: 433302
SecurPass™ code is a single use code that expires in 10 minutes, and must be entered on the same device you used to request it.
If you or an authorized user did not request this code, please call us immediately at the number on the back of your card.
Please do not reply to this message.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 13:38 (six months ago) link
We are reaching out to inform you Buffalo Wild Wings will soon implement a new multi-factor authentication (MFA) feature to your Blazin’ Rewards account.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 14:24 (six months ago) link