your terrible ideas

Start calling people from the United Kingdom “Ukranians”

UKanians

A ringtone that's just the very end of Speak to Me into the screaming at the very beginning of Breathe.

A sandwich restaurant franchise called Sub Area that only opens in crawl spaces.

Sub Basement

Sub Woofer - a dog and sandwich café.

Sub Par - a bad sandwich shop on a golf course

Sub Ordination - sandwich shop below a court of law

Sub Beauty, Oh! - a salon where you can eat sandwiches and play that flicky football game.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sak0kpjKS8A/maxresdefault.jpg

(I don't know if Americans even have Subbuteo so this might be the pinnacle of terrible ideas)

Subsidized - sub shop below a tax office

i have literally never heard of subbutea, thank you

Submissive

lunch joint under a post office

Phil Collins sandwich restaurant = sub sub studio

Subbacultcha

under Frank Black's house

Phil Collins sandwich restaurant = sub sub studio

― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, December 16, 2020 11:11 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is my favorite. It's of course two levels under his studio, and one level under another sub shop.

These ideas are like underground golf ... SUB PAR.

The Last Subpar

Sub Marine - an underwater sandwich shop. The sandwiches are very soggy.

Sub 'Stitute - yes it's a combination sandwich shop and brothel and I'm very sorry about this one but it was in my head so I had to put it down.

Sub Tweet - under a bird sanctuary?

Sub lime - get high with a dalmation under a lime?

Sub-Saharan Africa - A sub shop whose special topping really puts the sand in sandwich.

Sub 'Stitute - yes it's a combination sandwich shop and brothel and I'm very sorry about this one but it was in my head so I had to put it down.

― emil.y, Wednesday, December 16, 2020 7:02 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

haha, love how much work the apostrophe is doing here

Sub-batical

just s sub shop with an appealing name!!

subgest ban

Combination sandwich shop which has no love/sandwich shop which aint no use

Sub Rosa

A sandwich shop with a history-of-civil-rights theme

i haven’t had a screen name for years but “get high with a dalmation under a lime?” is tempting me

Sub Y’all

a sandwich shop that welcomes everybody

Tubway, the nudist sandwich restaurant where the diners relax in Jacuzzis while food is brought to them.

(Sad footnote: Unfortunately the combination of warm lunchmeat, high heat, humidity, and naked people led this shop to be closed by health departments within days of opening.)

I would definitely visit Sub Y’all

Sub This Is Eric Nies of The Grinders

indoor tiki torch party

How about a dark reimagining of Worzel Gummidge?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000csng/worzel-gummidge-series-1-1-the-scarecrow-of-scatterbrook

Siblings Susan and John arrive at Scatterbrook Farm, home of the Braithwaites, to little fanfare. It's been a poor harvest and their hosts aren't thrilled to have two amateur farmhands around the place during such lean times. No-one on Scatterbrook Farm is more troubled by the late harvest than walking, talking scarecrow Worzel Gummidge. Worzel is strictly forbidden from talking to humans, but after mistaking John and Susan for fellow scarecrows, his game is up.

Worzel realises he will only save the day by going against some of his better instincts. He draws on the youthful exuberance of John and Susan, seeks the wisdom of his long-estranged Aunt Sally, and negotiates a testy deal with the frightful rooks and crows of Scatterbrook. With the help of the mystical Tree of Tree and his pet robin, Winter George, Worzel orchestrates a gathering of his fellow scarecrows on the night of the next harvest moon. Can he save the day?

MAGA Claus
PG-13, 82 minutes

Christine Claus is a twentysomething Brooklynite. Like many millennials, the 2020 election has put her at odds with her baby boomer parents. Unlike her peers, however, Christine’s famous father has the power to reverse the election! Follow Christine as she journeys home for the holidays for the first time in years to prevent Santa Claus from colluding with Donald Trump to reverse the results of the race.

Tim Allen already has the suit

tim allen would be good. mel gibson also for a little more controversy.

I just watched that Professor and The Madman (Oxford dictionary saga) on Netflix, it had a pretty good cast (Steve Coogan, Eddy Marsan, Sean Penn among others) and Mel Gibson's performance wiped the floor with all of them

:(

unpopular opinion: Mel did okay as Hamlet

yeah, but hamlet is hardly as challenging or dynamic a role as santa

this is the big leagues we're talking about

santa can't be outwardly morose. he needs to convey all of that with just a touch of his nose.

need to say "ho, ho, ho" and mean "get thee to a nunnery"

well that is what the screenplay is all about, how santa's outward "jolliness" is really a defense mechanism and even, sometimes, a form of aggression. he is very often unfeeling and unresponsive: unwilling to adapt to a changing world or accept that his daughter has grown up.

"you might be able to stop time, dad, but you can't turn it back! the country can't go back!"

Sublimate

We just take your money and tell you that a Chinese man has eaten your lunch

i can't tell whether or not the above discussion is in reference to Mel Gibson's recent bad-Santa movie, stupidly titled "Fatman" and clearly SOMEone's terrible idea

The discussion is about MAGA Claus