Things you were shockingly old when you learned

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (12077 of them)

i thought rmde was "rub my damn ears"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

I've heard a lot of adults say "mischievious," it must be a very common mistake.

I say "buoyed" like "booyd" and "buoyant" like "boyant".

― Maria, Thursday, 13 November 2008 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

I've just heard Captain Kirk AND Spock say 'mischievious' in a Star Trek episode.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

ffs

kinder, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

It obviously became Standard English in the future.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link

the long influence of "Ebeneezer Goode"

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

mischievious is the aluminium of mischievous

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

Grievious misuse imo

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

Mischievious seems to be popular with people I know from the Indianapolis area.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

Maybe that's where Spock's ancestors were from.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

The Indianapolis 500-years-from-now

release the turkraken (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

Indianapioulis

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

I just learned today that a president can pardon himself (I think I knew that) and do so without announcing it (definitely didn't know that).

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

Can he pardon himself in anticipation though? I mean, he isn't (yet) under investigation for any federal crimes is he?

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

According to John Dean--I know--he can pardon himself in advance, as an insurance policy, and not in any way make it public.

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

I thought it was supposed to be debatable grey area and fun things like that. An admission of guilt as well.
If it is true then it needs to be looked at. Needs the turtle blockage of the Senate to be removed too surely.

Stevolende, Thursday, 26 November 2020 09:19 (three years ago) link

I found the conversation from yesterday on CNN transcripts.

BROWN: Right. And I just want to go back to this and we'll go back to Flynn. But sources I've spoken to close to the president, John, they backed down the idea he would ever issue a self-pardon because it would be essentially admitting wrongdoing, admitting criminal wrongdoing in their view and president would never want to do that.

Do you really think he would? DEAN: Well, that -- that's a good question. He might, as an insurance

policy, want to stick one in his pocket, and not announce that he had done it, a self-pardon. But there is no question, a pardon is -- to accept a pardon is to acknowledge guilt. There is a Supreme Court case on that.

In fact, Gerald Ford, after he pardoned Nixon, carried a little slip of paper with a quote from the relevant Supreme Court ruling that he could pull out when anybody asked him why he was giving Nixon this pass. He said, well, Nixon admitted guilt when he accepted the pardon which is true.

So, that's what Trump is worried about. That's why he wouldn't announce it. If he were ever indicted, that's his -- that's his check, that is his ability to say, hey, you can't prosecute me because I have self-pardoned.

[16:50:01]

Then we'd litigate that issue for probably several years.

BROWN: So, you're saying essentially in the dark of the night, he could pardon himself, no one would -- no one would know? Is that what you're saying? Of course, this is speculative.

DEAN: He could do that.

BROWN: OK, OK.

DEAN: He does not have it announce it.

BROWN: OK.

DEAN: He does not have it announce it.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

Should've edited that, but it's clear enough.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

He doesn't have to announce it, but it wouldn't be a secret for long.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 26 November 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

I don't think the "admitting guilt" thing would stop him from self-pardoning; he would just claim he's doing it to protect America from all the fake hoax Democrat Socialist prosecutions of your favorite president.

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

Better be able to get him on something else he can't pardon
Obstruction of the last couple of weeks should be bad enough. & he had been criminģ when he's not been golfing so surely there must be something not covered. has he combined the 2 at any point.
Surely he'll be back to criming as soon as he's left office too. Will he be able to project a pardon forward.

Stevolende, Friday, 27 November 2020 07:43 (three years ago) link

Christmas Island isn't in the middle of the Pacific somewhere, but a bit south of Java.

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 28 November 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

Imagine how much more the concentration camps would cost the taxpayer if they were that far away. You really didn't think it through.

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 28 November 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

Fair I guess (Nauru though?)

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 28 November 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

That 'send them to coventry' is an actual English idiom and not just the title of Pa Salieu's mixtape.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

yeah, not bad town. I think it got heavily bombed in WWII but there you go.
my half sister went to University there too.
Close to Birmingham
I think the phrase must go back further than WWII.
HOme of 2 Tone too

Stevolende, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

folk etymology of "send them to Coventry" dates it to the Civil War but i dunno if that's really really true

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

yeah, not bad town.

Who told you that?

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

'Sending someone to Coventry' is proper cancelling.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

Saw some good gigs in the town.
Forgot I'm not entitled to have been anywhere in the UK without certain people's permission , gosh how insufferably smug

Stevolende, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

Coventry's fine ffs, it's just your usual snobbery about the Midlands

ultros ultros-ghali, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

usual?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

I've never been to the midlands

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

OK this is probably diagnostic of something: I had a dream last night in which I was amazed to find out that railway crossings were unlike road intersections, because the train never has to stop, only the cars have to stop when a train is passing. In my waking hours I know this as a matter of course, but in my dream I somehow didn't and needed to share this insight. So I thought, in my dream, I must post this to the "things I was shockingly old" thread on ILX. I find this a little disturbing.

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

😬

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link

lol, i love that

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

That Johnny Cash recorded a theme song for Thunderball with lyrics a bit on the nose. It was rejected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-x-sGk9oI

Alba, Thursday, 3 December 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

Sounds a little too much like the "Underdog" theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1fH0SvGPg

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 December 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

Ah yes!

Here's a version with it overlaid on the title sequence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-AN5mJF13A:

Alba, Thursday, 3 December 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

that rules, what a weird hybrid of Cash's style at the time with still-forming "Bond theme" tropes.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

I can see why that was rejected but I love it

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 December 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

MatthewK, I have definitely had dreams that involved my posting to ILX.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link

ah yes, I've had several where I started a flamewar online and then everybody came to my city trying to find me and pummel me

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

Dream or premonition, who can be certain

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

just know if one of you motherfuckers breaks into my house, i have a nativity scene i can beat ur ass to death with

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

*complex emotions*

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

the doors are actually pretty good if you limit yourself to one (short) song at a time

mookieproof, Friday, 4 December 2020 04:13 (three years ago) link

just catching up on this thread - so we’re sending people to the city of Coventry to break into neanderthal’s house, but luckily for him the doors are actually pretty good.
did I get that right or was it, like, all a dream?

fat ass deep state operative (breastcrawl), Friday, 4 December 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link

and you were there, and salt n pepa were there and heavy d was there

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:32 (three years ago) link

Mark Moore out of S-Express is the half-brother of the late actor Stephen Moore (maybe best known as Adrian Mole's dad).

pedantly admonishment (aldo), Friday, 4 December 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.