Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

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I totally lend my luxurious multi-million-dollar apartment (with its private pool) out to people so they can have a party there that I am totally not aware of.

Everyone is coping with these unusual times in their own way I guess

idk

release the turkraken (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

actually surprised you have never heard of cat marnell. she was big in the 00s.

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link

drug-addicted media socialite gadfly of manhattan

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

I was also on drugs during that time, forgive my memory.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

this person is genuinely insufferable, something I learned listening to this:

https://www.dopeypodcast.com/2019/10/dopey-210-cat-marnell-overdose-pcp-nba-basketball-self-tanner-for-the-soul/

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

unless they dress up in innovative/weird costumes, dance brilliantly, do standup or act, play music or sing or program late night entertainment, I have gone out of my way to avoid the media socialite gadfly of manhattan class for the past twenty years

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

she's probably "good at twitter"

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

I don't think she has a significant twitter presence, she came up before that

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

i meant as of now.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

She used to work for xojane, and that site's whole thing was to be insufferable and publish terrible takes that people would hate-read, so I guess she must have been good at that?

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

xojane was actually extremely popular though also. it's revisionist to say that its popularity was based on hate-reads.

sorry for derailing this thread with cat marnell talk

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

Doesn't everyone carry a can of spray paint about? All totally normal

release the turkraken (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

She's a secret tagger, she was catching throw-ups on construction sites.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

*A representative for Kalanick says he had lent his apartment to a friend and was unaware of the party.

Ah, the Jack Nicholson defence

J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link

articles in this are why I hate the "uwu people are just confused because the government won't tell them what to do don't be mean to them!" consensus that seems to be developing. everyone in here knows exactly what they are supposed to do, they just don't care

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

I'm certain that Cat Marnell is terrible but I'm not sure why everyone else described in that story isn't equally terrible or worse.

DJP, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

like, why is this thread saying "oh my god, she sneeringly used 'adulting'" instead of "who are the plague-addled fucksticks chugging wine at a private pool"

DJP, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

oh no question those people seem awful, just having been exposed to her already I suspect they were justified in giving her the boot

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

different brands of shittiness not mixing

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

what happened to her friend?

did she really get kicked out for sitting on a couch?

this 'editor' seems to have omitted a few crucial details

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

lol for real - an obvious gap in that story big enough to tag your name in 6ft letters across

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

also, i always love hearing needy posers deploy this affection, have heard it so many times from ny wannabes: I was just chilling on a rooftop with friends near a gallery somewhere

Wow, really, were you? Were you near a gallery somewhere? One of those hip, funky, boho galleries I've heard so much about? And you were near it?

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

likely was "shitting on a couch" and the proofreader corrected

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

I'm certain that Cat Marnell is terrible but I'm not sure why everyone else described in that story isn't equally terrible or worse.

― DJP, Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

ha i thought the quidditization was directed at the people she was writing about, not at her.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

there’s room in this shitass world for all of them apparently

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

I couldn’t just walk past this Tweet, so here is some fun #dataviz

Scented candles: An unexpected victim of the COVID-19 pandemic 1/n https://t.co/xEmCTQn9sA pic.twitter.com/tVecEiX5Jc

— Kate Petrova (@kate_ptrv) November 27, 2020

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 28 November 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

That's also a great illustration of how the existence of the internet provides oceans more data for research than anyone could dream of pre-internet.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Saturday, 28 November 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

2020: a natural experiment

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 November 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

Couple of things I noticed. Driving around yesterday I actually came across a real police wiping down a bike parking station, which was encouraging. The other thing I've noticed, which was similarly encouraging, is that the handful of people I've noticed wearing a mask incorrectly seemed to be doing so inadvertently. I don't need to wear a mask 12 hours a day, let alone one hour, but I do notice that when I wear it for a prolonged period of time, especially when I need to talk to people, my jaw naturally pulls it down and I constantly need to adjust it up again. I imagine for anyone wearing it all day that must happen a lot, maybe enough that they don't even notice it. Anyway, that's my observation. Few people flat out flouting recommendations, more people making honest mistakes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

Just came back from a 2.5 mile walk on the trail through the local park, where I saw about 20 people, jogging, walking their dog or just out walking like me. The trail averages about 6 feet wide, so maintaining the recommended distance as you pass is nearly impossible.

Of the 20 or so people, I think four or five of them either wore a mask full time or put on their mask a good distance away when they spotted me, another five or so made empty gestures like putting on a mask or pulling their coat over their mouth, but only when they were practically on top of me, like ten feet away but closing fast. The remaining half didn't bother to mask or even make an empty gesture at it.

I used to walk that trail almost every day, but because of this stuff I now walk it maybe twice a month and instead opt for streets or the parking lots of empty office buildings, where I can genuinely distance myself.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

My dad, for very similar reasons to yours, I would think, has been taking his 1.75 legs for a daily stretch around the local office block car park since it all began

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link

I imagine for anyone wearing it all day that must happen a lot, maybe enough that they don't even notice it. Anyway, that's my observation. Few people flat out flouting recommendations, more people making honest mistakes.

If the mask is so tight that it's cutting off enough circulation that they've lost all sensation in their face, and cannot feel whether the mask is still covering their breathing holes, that's a more serious mistake.

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

I personally wear a mask both inside and outside of my face

Because of the pain inside

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 11:58 (three years ago) link

The Breathing Hole is my favorite oxygen bar

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

Just coming to vent because my friend in the hospital is in bad shape after a day of seeming a bit better, per her husband — she's back up to needing full oxygen support. (No ventilator yet, thankfully, but this is like almost a week since she went into the ICU.) And in the meantime I've had two complaints from subscribers (to the local journalism website that I run) about "too much COVID news." One of the complainants called it "the wuflu." AND today we have a record 437 new cases in our county and a record 129 people hospitalized with COVID. It's all so dispiriting.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

Vent away.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

"wu flu", get the fuck outta here.

so sorry to hear about your friend, hoping for the best.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Of the 20 or so people, I think four or five of them either wore a mask full time or put on their mask a good distance away when they spotted me, another five or so made empty gestures like putting on a mask or pulling their coat over their mouth, but only when they were practically on top of me, like ten feet away but closing fast. The remaining half didn't bother to mask or even make an empty gesture at it.

Almost exactly our experience hitting a trail over the holiday weekend, except I would say it was closer to 65% of the people we saw that didn't wear a mask and didn't even attempt to pretend. Frustrating.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

Over the summer we got a division-wide email at work, one of those where you can tell it was clearly reacting to a complaint, that was like "just a reminder, it is NOT APPROPRIATE to use the term chinese virus, wuhan flu, etc in the workplace". Very dispiriting.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

Struggling today. I'm back in hospital for my ongoing health issues and within two hours was told I was a close contact of a possible covid positive patient in the next bed. My ward is now isolated awaiting that patient's test.

All my scans, which I'm here to expedite, are delayed as a result.

Meanwhile my daughter was sent home today to isolate for 14 days as a contact of a positive school friend while my wife is attempting to start a new job this week and look after me at the same time as I'm not allowed to drive.

Everything fucking sucks.

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

Sorry for all the shit onimo

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

I'm sorry onimo, sending you good vibes.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

Bad news, onimo. And Neil Lennon's still in a job.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

Fuckin hell Tom the knife right between the shoulders there :)

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

My best to you, onimo, and you and your friend, tipsy

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

(xp) Soz, onimo

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

onimo, that's awful. hope for good news on all fronts.

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

hoping for good things onimo!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

sorry to hear of such hard times, onimo and tipsy.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

Thanks everyone.

I am amusing myself, as you do while listening to someone throw up at 5 am, by giving ratings to each of my fellow guests here.

They're not scoring well, though the biggest asshole is also the funniest e.g.

"what height are you sir?"
"well I was six foot three but that was before you bastards cut my leg off"
"..."

"does that hurt?"
"like a motherfucker, shall I do it to you?"

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 04:57 (three years ago) link


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