L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1413 of them)

the only interior photobubbles in my neighborhood are the shared facilities of a condo complex, boring

ciderpress, Sunday, 22 November 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

just got distracted from doing work, woke out of my trance and found i was watching barndominium videos again, i think i need a barndo

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

lol

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

I want a barndo.
I want a barndo.

I want all of that old shit
Like letters and soda signs.

pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link

A large part of me wanted to like this house as a piece of interesting art/design, but it turns out I just hate it.

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/0963/b357/6565/bb00/00e7/slideshow/stairway_house29_daici_ano.jpg

https://www.archdaily.com/936995/stairway-house-nendo

emil.y, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

i find that house very stressful

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link

can't stop laughing at that house

ciderpress, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

I would definitely hurt myself in that house.

jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

Minecraft school of architecture

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

house like one of those bad dreams where you are naked

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

can't stop laughing at that house

― ciderpress, Monday, November 30, 2020 10:04 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

wait humans can't actually walk through glass seems like a problem

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

love too put plants on stairs

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

aksf;ag;lkh;lkjsafdlkjlaks;fd

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

This is just an invitation to peepers.

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/028a/b357/6539/2100/012f/slideshow/stairway_house01_daici_ano.jpg?1586102891

jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

I'm sold.

https://i.imgur.com/6OHwENz.jpg

pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

imagine having an ego so huge that it just completely destroys your desire, nay, your ability to enjoy common, simple pleasures.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

i feel like stairs-into-glass-wall house and barndos are closer in spirit than one might suppose

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

NO

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

map could be on to something here.

https://i.imgur.com/EfpTFf8.jpg

pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

I'd watch videos about planning and building the perfect stairway house.

jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

a barndo of one's own

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

jfc just build an apartment bldg

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

amazing! get 40 people together and you've got a $200 a month mortgage!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Did this belong to one of those couples who adopt like, thirty kids?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link

(nothing against adoption obviously! just it feels like this odd mix of "domestic space" and "letting people have their own adult space" and "we need room in the kitchen for 15 people to circulate" etc.)

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

...............Huh. It looks like a retreat center, tbh?

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

Oh duh TOTALLY

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

Or like supportive rehab/housing for relatively well off ppl who can afford some kind of residential care.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

I get so excited when this thread pops up!

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

I felt like the rec room and pool table and the, like, bland hotel vibe were working against the "extremely religiously observant family cult compound" idea, although thank you, I did understand what you meant by polyg.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link

i see, gotcha

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

that is bleak as hell

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

poly ceiling fans definitely.

pplains, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

i've seen some polyg compound exteriors and interiors in my day and to be fair, that is a very upscale one.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

Also it has a commercial kitchen including a commercial dishwasher, I will double down on "religious retreat" if I have to.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

Why would a residence have those little cardboard signs on the nightstand?

https://i.imgur.com/vRqBiam.png

pplains, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

Wait, I'm so confused by the stairway house -- so you don't actually use that stairway to go up and down floors? Is there another hidden stairwell or elevator or something? And someone thought it was a good use of limited space to just waste a fuckton of it with non-functional concrete steps?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

that seems to be the only possible explanation. seriously the dumbest house.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

huh you guys are complicating my polyg compound narrative. maybe it was bought and remodeled into something else? no way that was built from scratch for non-polygamy-compound reasons in hurricane, utah.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

it does look like the windows open to allow a person to pass through, at least? i think you can technically use the stairs to get from floor to floor, it's just that doing so would make you spontaneously combust from pretentiousness.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

Horror movie vibes.

jmm, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

Wait, I'm so confused by the stairway house -- so you don't actually use that stairway to go up and down floors? Is there another hidden stairwell or elevator or something? And someone thought it was a good use of limited space to just waste a fuckton of it with non-functional concrete steps?

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)

There's a hidden stairwell underneath the giant ornamental stairs.

emil.y, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

oh yeah those are doors, didn't realize. the angle of the stairs makes it look like many people would trip going outside that way.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

And yeah, the wasted space is awful. WTF is this room? How is this pleasant in any way?

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/091b/b357/6565/bb00/00e6/slideshow/stairway_house27_daici_ano.jpg

emil.y, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.