Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Fulham - Everton is a battle of absolutely terrible defences. Calvert-Lewin is going to get five tap-ins.

Scrap the Championship playoff to prevent a team this bad accidentally being promoted again.

^^^this is landlord talk

mind you those spawny croydon gits have made good for 7 years and counting off the back of their playoff win, maybe you'd have a point

on the other hand, those chippy villans wouldn't be quite so chippy

oh fuck tho, west ham

you're right

omg give Fulham a penalty every game.

Fauxball in all its glory.

Seems a million years ago that Everton looked like top six contenders.

only just seen the spurs game. ederson was terrible for both goals. hojberg is a lot better than i thought. sheff utd taking ipswich as their inspiration this season.

leeds must have the worst chance conversion ratio of any team in prem history

Yep, though Arsenal are poor enough to allow them the 22 they require to stick one away.

spurs go top of the league and SV is just out here taking all the names

"this disappointing league is full of garbage. sickening"

lmao

alioski definitely wasn't remotely hurt by that tho. wd give him a yellow for simulation as well as the red for pepe

actually i'd have given a yellow to both but that's my controversial stance

lamela/martial all over again

If you’re going to get a three match ban anyway, you might as well nut him properly.

i just hate red cards for anything that wasn't remotely hurtful or injury-risking

ahhhhh if saka had composure there

leeds had 24 shots, 4 on target

It's almost as if Patrick Bamford is a wasteman

love seeing Leeds getting found out, even though my own club is just a 2nd-rate watered down versh of their project!

A 50p head for the ages

That was an extremely satisfactory half of football

why did i watch all of that, leicester had the pillow firmly pressed over their face inside half an hour

sick assist

omg i have cable again and not teaching today.

sorry in advance if I Wolves this thread up too much.

These days if you talk about Wolves on the Wolves thread you get thrown in jail

bring back Swygart for balance imo

Real shame there's no fans in for this one. Molineux would be rocking tonight, with both sets of fans excited about where their seasons could be heading!

Luke, Duckworth

way too many runners getting in behind. lucky that wasn't a goal.

Wolves settling for long, 30 yard obstructed shots once again

wow @ that save

McCarthy with anotehr solid save

Jimenez hasn't looked like himself in a while

Ugh noooo

christ, Raul has the yips

Wolves offensively just really struggling ever since that Crystal Palace victory

YES YES YES YES YES

typical Raul luck that his ball pinged off left post but in perfect position for Neto to tap in

Bugger. Wolves to win from here.

oh we do have a saints fan after all

Guilty.

Wolves won't win anything if they keep blowing opps. but I'm happy with this second half.

Southhampton has played very well

Absolutely move to ban any yank that singularizes a team like that again

Sorry man it ain't personal but look standards

Forgot this game was on, bugger

They has though.

Less of it

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