best element of the DIY Meat & Cheese Platter recipe from the back of my box of crackers

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Tip is simultaneously otm and wtf.

The Solace of Fortitude (Aimless), Friday, 20 November 2020 00:03 (two months ago) link

Pot of honey will just attract pooh bears ime

epistantophus, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:04 (two months ago) link

did you wait to open your box of crackers for 70 years

Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:07 (two months ago) link

tbh I just eat the Club® Original crackers plain, one to three dozen at a time

― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, November 19, 2020 7:01 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:08 (two months ago) link

OMG, you can add salt and pepper to a thing for flavour??

jmm, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:19 (two months ago) link

The Easy/Breezy/Piece of Cake scale is kind of useless for determining how easy something is.

jmm, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:22 (two months ago) link

Honestly not sure I believe it’s easy to fit 15 different foods, not counting optional salt and pepper, on to one platter. And that’s leaving aside the question of where the fuck mini iced cinnamon buns come from

is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, 20 November 2020 00:24 (two months ago) link

I like boiled eggs. especially when they're halved

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:42 (two months ago) link

raspberries are good

ciderpress, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:51 (two months ago) link

MOONLIGHT GRAHAM

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:54 (two months ago) link

I grew up in a family that had serious raspberry patches, enough to feed us an all of our neighbors. I ate so many raspberries as a child that I grew sick of them. Now I am grateful to my parents for understanding those things

Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 02:04 (two months ago) link

I like boiled eggs, cooked just enough so the yolks are firm without getting gray around the edges. I can eat them whole, halved or sliced up on egg and olive sandwiches with mayonnaise

I can't serve them by themselves as an appetizer to guests

Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 02:12 (two months ago) link

I went for 'orange wedge' because I can eat that - but those are clearly slices and not wedges.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 20 November 2020 02:32 (two months ago) link

thought this was a poll of crackers at first and searched in vain for Chicken In A Biscuit

brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2020 03:16 (two months ago) link

pot of honey

brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2020 03:17 (two months ago) link

DIY like we have to build a farm and slaughter our own meat?

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 03:18 (two months ago) link

searched in vain for Chicken In A Biscuit

One of these days I regret that I never change my display name

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 November 2020 03:24 (two months ago) link

Tag yourself I’m shaved maple-glazed ham

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 20 November 2020 14:00 (two months ago) link

I'm honey pot

jmm, Friday, 20 November 2020 14:48 (two months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:01 (one month ago) link

this week's box of crackers doesn't have a platter recipe on it :(

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:15 (one month ago) link

Cinnamon buns are the most exciting thing on the platter. They'd be my first selection if I came across this platter.

jmm, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:32 (one month ago) link

Sure I can’t disagree really but where do you get them if you’re going to make the platter? It’s a lot of work to make cinnamon buns and if you’re going to do that why make mini ones?

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:35 (one month ago) link

i was going to say, the cinnamon buns are really throwing me off

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:43 (one month ago) link

I make cinnamon buns by flinging paper at somebody who already has them

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:43 (one month ago) link

I thought they were those rolled up sliced sandwich odeurve things

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:19 (one month ago) link

make a sandwich with a sandwich

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:20 (one month ago) link

oh the pinwheels

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:21 (one month ago) link

i wonder how many people have seen the back of this cracker box and replicated this smorgasbord

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:42 (one month ago) link

map if there are any at all they’re pretty likely to be in Utah I should think

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:00 (one month ago) link

solid 15% of this meat and cheese platter is meat or cheese

, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:02 (one month ago) link

map if there are any at all they’re pretty likely to be in Utah I should think

― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 3:00 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

true

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:03 (one month ago) link

in fact i remember spreads that were very similar to this whenever i visited my dad's parents, except:

grapes in stead of raspberries
black olives from a can instead of cinnamon buns
lil smokies instead of breakfast sausage patties

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:06 (one month ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:01 (one month ago) link

Whipped cream cheese is bullshit and we all know it

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:07 (one month ago) link

Really glad I pitched in and helped push the mini cinnamon buns over the top!

epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:12 (one month ago) link

✖ makes the most important point, I think

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:46 (one month ago) link

It’s an interesting judgement call that they didn’t consider two different types of cream cheese to be worthy of falling under the heading “cheeses”

epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:51 (one month ago) link

why is it so damned difficult to say the word “halved”??

epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:54 (one month ago) link

whipped cream cheese is an excuse for selling you less cream cheese

Dan S, Thursday, 3 December 2020 01:51 (one month ago) link

Yeah I know I’m a sucker for paying the same amount for equal parts cream cheese and air, but I buy it anyway.

epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:06 (one month ago) link

I used a block of cream cheese recently to make crab rangoon

Dan S, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:10 (one month ago) link

which is another 1970s recipe

Dan S, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:12 (one month ago) link

whipped cream cheese IS bullshit but on the plus side it demands less destructive spreading

brimstead, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:14 (one month ago) link


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