not quite in the photograph is the detail that this is branded a "brunch brighter recipe", so this is a brunch meat and cheese platter
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link
tbh I just eat the Club® Original crackers plain, one to three dozen at a time
― is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, 20 November 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
hard-boiled egg halves is not an appetizer, what happened to deviled eggs
― Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
Tip is simultaneously otm and wtf.
― The Solace of Fortitude (Aimless), Friday, 20 November 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
Pot of honey will just attract pooh bears ime
― epistantophus, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link
did you wait to open your box of crackers for 70 years
― Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, November 19, 2020 7:01 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm
― johnny crunch, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link
OMG, you can add salt and pepper to a thing for flavour??
― jmm, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link
The Easy/Breezy/Piece of Cake scale is kind of useless for determining how easy something is.
― jmm, Friday, 20 November 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
Honestly not sure I believe it’s easy to fit 15 different foods, not counting optional salt and pepper, on to one platter. And that’s leaving aside the question of where the fuck mini iced cinnamon buns come from
― is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, 20 November 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link
I like boiled eggs. especially when they're halved
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link
raspberries are good
― ciderpress, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
MOONLIGHT GRAHAM
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link
I grew up in a family that had serious raspberry patches, enough to feed us an all of our neighbors. I ate so many raspberries as a child that I grew sick of them. Now I am grateful to my parents for understanding those things
― Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
I like boiled eggs, cooked just enough so the yolks are firm without getting gray around the edges. I can eat them whole, halved or sliced up on egg and olive sandwiches with mayonnaise
I can't serve them by themselves as an appetizer to guests
― Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link
I went for 'orange wedge' because I can eat that - but those are clearly slices and not wedges.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 20 November 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link
thought this was a poll of crackers at first and searched in vain for Chicken In A Biscuit
― brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link
pot of honey
― brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link
DIY like we have to build a farm and slaughter our own meat?
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link
searched in vain for Chicken In A Biscuit
One of these days I regret that I never change my display name
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 November 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link
Tag yourself I’m shaved maple-glazed ham
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 20 November 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
I'm honey pot
― jmm, Friday, 20 November 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
this week's box of crackers doesn't have a platter recipe on it :(
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
Cinnamon buns are the most exciting thing on the platter. They'd be my first selection if I came across this platter.
― jmm, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link
Sure I can’t disagree really but where do you get them if you’re going to make the platter? It’s a lot of work to make cinnamon buns and if you’re going to do that why make mini ones?
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:35 (three years ago) link
i was going to say, the cinnamon buns are really throwing me off
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link
I make cinnamon buns by flinging paper at somebody who already has them
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link
I thought they were those rolled up sliced sandwich odeurve things
― brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link
https://inspiredbycharm-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Italian-Sub-Sandwich-Roll-up-recipe.jpg
― brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link
make a sandwich with a sandwich
oh the pinwheels
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link
i wonder how many people have seen the back of this cracker box and replicated this smorgasbord
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:42 (three years ago) link
map if there are any at all they’re pretty likely to be in Utah I should think
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link
solid 15% of this meat and cheese platter is meat or cheese
― ✖, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 3:00 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
true
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link
in fact i remember spreads that were very similar to this whenever i visited my dad's parents, except:
grapes in stead of raspberriesblack olives from a can instead of cinnamon bunslil smokies instead of breakfast sausage patties
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
Whipped cream cheese is bullshit and we all know it
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link
Really glad I pitched in and helped push the mini cinnamon buns over the top!
― epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:12 (three years ago) link
✖ makes the most important point, I think
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link
It’s an interesting judgement call that they didn’t consider two different types of cream cheese to be worthy of falling under the heading “cheeses”
― epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:51 (three years ago) link
why is it so damned difficult to say the word “halved”??
― epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link
whipped cream cheese is an excuse for selling you less cream cheese
― Dan S, Thursday, 3 December 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
Yeah I know I’m a sucker for paying the same amount for equal parts cream cheese and air, but I buy it anyway.
― epistantophus, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:06 (three years ago) link
I used a block of cream cheese recently to make crab rangoon
― Dan S, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link
which is another 1970s recipe
― Dan S, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link
whipped cream cheese IS bullshit but on the plus side it demands less destructive spreading
― brimstead, Thursday, 3 December 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link